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MissyBBBobtail @missybbbobtail.bsky.social

"you're going to become a cat lady living all alone in a book-filled apartment" is such a weird insult, like when a witch tries to curse you and accidentally gives you the life of your dreams. oh nooo not the cats and the books, how will I ever manage?

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aug 28, 2025, 1:29 am β€’ 407 35

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gem-ma379.bsky.social @gem-ma379.bsky.social

I live in a very tiny house with four cats and yes I have some books, but a lot digital due to no space. And it's great

aug 28, 2025, 11:48 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Ptah the Cat & HuMama Susan πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¬πŸ‡± @ptahthecat.bsky.social

That's my HuMama except add all her art making stuff and her rocks/minerals. She is purrrrfectly happy. The only thing she wishes for is a doc to. come up with a shot to make her leg grow back (it got ampootated cuz of covid & sepsis)

aug 28, 2025, 11:39 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Jess @shihtzusnuggles.bsky.social

I will never curse you or your mom. I need to master my own life first, so everyone is safe. πŸ€•πŸ˜†

aug 28, 2025, 2:04 am β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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Cheryl McNeilly @cherylmcneillyphd.bsky.social

Are you kidding me? Throw in occasional availability to a nearby pool and you've described Heaven!

aug 28, 2025, 2:16 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Jean the Mean Machine @koerraeh.bsky.social

The kitty's eyes are so gorgeous!

aug 28, 2025, 1:35 am β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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Nick @nsm0220.bsky.social

you have the magic for sure

aug 28, 2025, 2:07 am β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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rhondalouise.bsky.social @rhondalouise.bsky.social

I remember JD Vance saying that cat ladies were part of the group running the US. You would do a much better job than your current administration.

aug 28, 2025, 7:23 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Don (aka Bart) De Bear @t4booboo.bsky.social

You're now living in Dante's 7-circles of Churu with each level getting more and more tuna-y.

aug 28, 2025, 5:00 am β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Elle πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ @elle1968.bsky.social

I saw this earlier today and it’s now my favourite saying: β€œIt’s not cat hair It’s kitty glitter.” πŸˆπŸˆβ€β¬›βœ¨β™₯️🐾β™₯️ Living life with cats is fantastic! Imagine being surrounded by kitties AND books 😳β™₯️

aug 28, 2025, 8:40 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Chopchop @chopchopok.bsky.social

Have they looked outside? Isolated from the world with your cats sounds pretty good right now.

aug 28, 2025, 12:51 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Jeanne Brennan @jeanneenabottle.bsky.social

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aug 28, 2025, 12:19 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Sparky @sparkybarkles.bsky.social

LOVE this. Cute cat & the idea that people who read KNOW stuff is awesome. πŸ“š 🐈 😻

aug 28, 2025, 12:33 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Paradise Connections Yacht Charters @pcyachtcharters.bsky.social

:)

aug 28, 2025, 7:32 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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J Cambrensis @171oak.bsky.social

Don't threaten me with a good time. (Actually, I hope the people who think that's an insult have *some* joy in their lives, because they're obviously missing out on a lot...)

aug 28, 2025, 12:07 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Auntie Fah @yarnoverchicago.bsky.social

Next thing you know, they’ll threaten you with the comfy chair.

aug 28, 2025, 8:29 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Gina Witt @ginawittmd.bsky.social

Sounds like the stuff of dreams to me… as long as there is coffee.

aug 28, 2025, 12:17 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Frank 4 @frankschloegel.bsky.social

Reminds me of my favorite curse, "May you have a long life and many, many children"

aug 28, 2025, 2:31 am β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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caryasta.bsky.social @caryasta.bsky.social

Adding some tea and it’s quite perfect.

aug 28, 2025, 11:17 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Jackie Salsbury @jackiesalsbury.bsky.social

Sounds terrifying. πŸ˜±πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

aug 28, 2025, 2:45 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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paulpendell.bsky.social @paulpendell.bsky.social

πŸ“Œ

aug 28, 2025, 1:34 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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butahb.bsky.social @butahb.bsky.social

They are jealous that you live a life that you loooooove!! I don't know you personally but I know you by the love you share your love for your fur babies, and it's a love many humans wish they had. Dream on momma, dream on.......❀️ Kisses for Missy, please..❀️

aug 28, 2025, 12:33 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Goby πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @gobycat10.bsky.social

Staff says that is not an insult.

aug 28, 2025, 1:31 am β€’ 7 0 β€’ view
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madridnantes.bsky.social @madridnantes.bsky.social

Xactly !!!

aug 28, 2025, 1:34 am β€’ 5 0 β€’ view
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LJTurtleβœŒπŸ½πŸ’–βœŠπŸ½ @ljturtle.bsky.social

Don’t threaten me with a good time!!! 😁😻

aug 28, 2025, 3:36 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Flash, Secretary of Meats πŸ– πŸ₯© πŸ— @flashtastic.bsky.social

[don’t threaten me with a good time]

aug 28, 2025, 1:34 am β€’ 33 1 β€’ view
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MissyBBBobtail @missybbbobtail.bsky.social

🀣🀣🀣🀣

aug 28, 2025, 2:01 am β€’ 8 0 β€’ view
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misselainious.bsky.social @misselainious.bsky.social

🀣

aug 28, 2025, 10:21 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Maureen @mysterymo.bsky.social

Bring it on!

aug 28, 2025, 4:34 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Maureen @mysterymo.bsky.social

Bring it on!

aug 28, 2025, 4:33 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Sandy F @sandyf2000.bsky.social

So true. You just described my perfect life.

aug 28, 2025, 9:47 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Debbie Cameron @debsadelight.bsky.social

Spike agrees.

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aug 28, 2025, 1:51 am β€’ 43 1 β€’ view
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πŸ¦‹Adam Driver has ruined me🐨🐈 @queenoferebor12.bsky.social

I'm trying to find a downside here.... Nope - sounds perfect Or should I say purrfect

aug 28, 2025, 5:59 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Frodo da Pirate @xochiptx.bsky.social

It's just another dog whistle in the long line of berating women for not having children.

aug 28, 2025, 6:47 am β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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Lexi @lexi5983.bsky.social

Cats and books? Don’t threaten me with a good time.

aug 28, 2025, 3:03 am β€’ 3 0 β€’ view