Don't get our hopes up.

Bet he can't cheat this one

I would tip that caddie if he hurried up his game.

And tip bigly.

If only!

Lmaoooo

😂😂💯

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Grim reaper awaits grim raper.

🤣🤣🤣

Halloween gonna be fun this year 👻

He looks worse than whenever this photo was taken.

Ooh, I think I would like THAT guy to be trumps caddie for the rest of his "career".

I can’t help wondering how Terry Pratchett would have written this into the Diskworld series. The character of Death was one of my favorites. I can just see T*ump trying to talk his way out of dying.

Reacher Gilt, from "Going Postal" with a touch of Cosmo Lavish, I think...

Ah, I’ve not read any of the Moist von Lipwig arc yet. I’ll have to get busy.

Trying to take a golf cart across the black sand

Perfect! Sounds like fan fiction time, lol.

Literally spit out my food. Damn you! 🤣🤣

Trump must have looked out his window at night & seen his nemesis (the mothman)! A harbinger of doom!

Team Caddie!

The caddie needs to learn how to swing that piece of shit!😆😅😂🤣

No, that's normal. His caddies carry scythes to find his golf balls in the tall roughs.

Before they place them close to the hole so he can “win” all the tournaments.

🤣

I almost did a spit take. Almost.

🤣 🤣 🤣

😂

I doubt that it's happened, but if so, it leaves me with one burning question: What's for lunch?

Exactly.

Your comment reminded me of the movie “Love & Death”. Dianne Keaton’s character just lost her husband.

It wasn’t a good marriage!

The Reaper ain't carrying this douchebag's bag. The Reaper gonna come, get the job done, and be gone. Still, it's a hilarious "photo."

GREAT picture!

Spread it far and wide dear.

Pedo zombie. Could not have happened to more deserving monstrosity.

This wins the internet today!

Very hot. Very hot.

Xmas comes early? ? ?

Swing that stick already, Caddie!

Waiting for the day

Tie needs to be a lot longer.

He won't be able to cheat that one

😂🎯

Shared instantly. I adore this.

Same

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80 years old. Big Macs = vegetables. A lifetime on narcotics. And yet congestive heart failure ghosted him.

Me, too

Same!

Ditto

Me too

Same same!

Meee tooo! 🤣🤣🤣

Meep meep!!’

Our favorite tshirt slogan

Perfect! Best thing is that pretty much Everyone will know who too! 🤣

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He tees off rage at dawn’s first light, Declares windmills “terrorists in flight!” His caddy weeps, the squirrels flee, He shouts, “They’re stealing strokes from me!” No laws, no love, no earthly plan— Just golf, and vengeance on a fan.

His golf swing really is crap, tho.

Thanks #shutterstock!!! It wb a shame if this was posted everywhere.

Who is the Blondi girl that old pedophile Trump is going to grap her p*ussy?

I think it’s his granddaughter

Oops, sorry!😞

Does he not have his teeth in?

Body double?

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Malonia already has her funeral outfit. I’m sure she has it ironed and ready.

The 2nd inaugural outfit will suit fine

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Yes all of the pallbearers must wear that Caddy shirt.

🤣🤣perfect!!!

Problem is.....Vance!

Vance is definitely smarter than trump and is imbedded with Thiel but he doesn’t have trumps charisma and maga will not follow him the same way.

That's really interesting. Take him away.

🤞🤞

You really shouldnt put such thoughts out there, lol. As fucked up and shitty as he is, if he dies we get stuck with a relatively young and energetic couch fucker.

Apparently, Jesus rendered final judgement upon Trump back in June. The X on his cheek = marked for hell. The plane towards his ear = promptly. The creepy hand on his neck = turned over to The Angel of Death for disposal. It's all been downhill for Trump since this moment. He lost his juice.

That caddie needs to work harder.

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Maybe this is why he plays golf so much. He wants to die on the course.