Don't forget the racism, misogyny, and never-ending sense of entitlement.

"Some day we'll all be judged"

Cuts both ways. Jesus didn’t stutter. “Don’t you realize that friendship with the earth makes you an enemy of God?” James 4:6

I’m not a Christian, so hopefully someone more knowledgeable about it can explain, but it’s my understanding that Jesus expected his followers to be loving toward their fellow humans, even if they’re sinners, non-believers, immigrants, or otherwise not a straight white Christian.

There are many “quotes” where Jesus is speaking in the story. So, yeah he said those things. In the Book of James (Jesus’ half brother) we get the teachings of Jesus from as has been taught to him. And the book of James covers a lot more than just being nice to people.

Sadly, people are using their head for a hat rack. America is now full of cult members who claim to be following Christ, but aren't. I know at least one preacher on Youtube called Trump an antichrist, meaning in the generic sense, not as the ultimate one.

Authoritarianism and Fascism are popular lately, because we have not protected truth nearly enough. Trump and the Republicans are just fine with using it to destroy American Democracy. The manipulation of religion is just another part of it. We fell for it, and now we have to dig our way out.

Yes indeed but as done us said the only live certain sections of bible not the ones Jesus pushes it seems.

The text IMHO says that you should not try to build up a "heavens on earth" construct as a surrogate for the real heaven

Since they found out he was swarthy, they quit listening to him.

You are correct.

Pretty much. I read through almost all the Bible as a kid and could cite more examples if I wanted to.

The Good Samaritan parable basically argues that a heretic who does good is morally above a believer that doesn't. There's a verse that, paraphrased, says "Whatever you do to the least of these (marginalized and downtrodden), you do to me."

And then there's the numerous times Jesus went out of his way to help those considered lesser by society, to the bewilderment of his disciples. Bottom line is, Jesus would, at best, treat the Christian Right with blistering contempt. More likely? We would see some Old Testament shit.

To give you an idea: scouring cities from the face of the Earth, plagues, death of the firstborn of everyone involved, turning people into pillars of salt, bears ripping teenagers to shreds. Old Testament God does not play.

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Yep! 😁

we need a second panel with the person on their way to hell

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"Well, to be fair. I was White Nationalist Christian."

Who is kasongo?

That’s always been the point of Christianity, I regret to inform you that MAGA is doing it correctly.

If there are any cultists in the chat, please be advised that the Beatitudes, the “blessed are the meek” bit referenced above, is in the Gospel of Mathew, which was not written by Mathew but by an anonymous Jew who lived after Jesus’ death and made it up after reading the Gospel of Mark.

It’s literally just ancient fan fiction. No hate for the anonymous dork who wrote it, he clearly thought it would make people more chill. But he wasn’t a god and didn’t speak to any, and his Jewish parents were very disappointed in him.

Is that James Dobson? 😆

Or in the case of the dumpster fire , the only time he goes to church is for a photo op.

And Satan is wondering when your r*tarded ass is going to show up steve

Republicanism

1. Trump IS the golden calf. 2. Maga hats = graven images 3. They constantly use his name in vain. 4. Their unwarranted kidnappings happen on Saturday and Sundays, breaking sabbath. 5. Imprisoning and separating families dishonors mothers and fathers 6. Their death camps murder.

7. Their idol is a rapist and an adulter. 8. Their illegal facilities and agents steal. 9. In court, they only bear false witness against neighbors. 10. All they do is covet. thebrickbible.com/legacy/exodu...

maga hats = The mark of the beast.

I submit; #2.... Maga hats = The mark of the beast worn on the forehead.

Exactly. Adultery, rape, child rape, allows himself to be worshiped, lying, cheating, stealing, harming others, hateful, murder..pretty sure there is more and sub categories of what is listed.

Yeah but if he can only win the Nobel Peace Prize that will fix it all.

Very nice! Wonder if Dobson is enjoying hell...

That's a Christian.

It’s an important time to begin honestly asking Trump supporters; “Is this what you wanted?” youtu.be/hPwDLib0YYA?...

Theme from Billy Jack "go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend, do it in the name of Heaven, you can justify it the end, there won't be any trumpets blowing come the judgement day, on the bloody morning after...one tin soldier rides away..."

And you'll get pie in the sky when you die. (That's a lie.)

Or people who rarely if at all go to church but like to swear by the bible and its word and judge others.

He's going to Hell because he manages to commit all Seven Deadly Sins at once every single day of his life.

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We now have the answer to "would evangelical christians recognize the antichrist" the answer is no, clearly. But i would be more likely to believe trump is the antichrist than to believe in god. Been an atheist for decades.

Truth is best served anytime!

And put one man(trump) as their God cause he told them he was one them

Nailed it!

What if heaven and hell are real, but also the same place? Like it’s basically a socialist society where everyone’s needs are met equally without anyone putting in excess effort and no one can control how anyone else lives. That’d be hell for so many.

Yipper...plenty of "christians" have tossed the BIBLE to worship before the cloven hooves of the GOLDEN CALF...

Golden Calf or bloated orange bullshit machine?

I choose GOLDEN CALF in the footsteps of some of the Israelites who turned away from God and made a golden calf and worshipped it while Moses was on the mountain receiving the 10 Commandments form God...haven't seen such worship since the Germans worshipped ADOLF HITLER...history lesson there...

Down you go!

I can imagine that happening too, but back to reality there are no consequences

Love love love it!

Good day for this one😈

Having experience death I can tell you first hand that this is bullshit. There are far more colors than this.

NO ONE hates the teachings of Yeshua (“Jesus”) more than evengalicals et al.

Lies from cartoons

Angel do a Sparta kick!

MAGAts aren't actual Christians. They're FALSE Christians who give REAL ones a bad reputation, and the good ones don't care enough to force them out.

In my observations, the real Christians are forced out of the church...

And in their obvious not-caring, they are as false.

More than true

The correct term is heretic. They are heretics.

"No true Scotsman puts salt in his oatmeal..."

Pearly gates will be on fire for Trump and his enablers!!

Capitalist-Christian is what he was/is. Too bad the god he worships (Mammon) does nothing for its worshipers.

I miss this man’s voice. Honest Americans made America great.

their great leader has committed the 7 deadly sins. I guess that is ok.

And they think hes litterally Jesus

Don’t forget the part about divorce and lust prohibiting both. In fact Jesus said that if you masterbate or look at a lady in a lustful manner you should gauge out your eyes and cut off your hands.

Trump commited the last one AGAINST HIS OWN DAUGHTER. MORE THAN ONCE.

Hope he likes the heat 😈

Period. Paragraph.

I hope St. Peter has a “Doctor Evil” button for all the Christian MAGAs who show up at the pearly gates.

“I want to speak to your manager”

I’m going to go ahead and save this for my ticktock. Trolling x100

“I was just hoping to get to heaven”-djt I don’t believe in any of it. It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for you-you know who.

I'm picturing lightning. I can't believe he'd even get this far.

#helliswaitingfortrump #eviladministration #voteouttheGOP #indivisible

Donald Trump was a test that Evangelicals flunked with flying colors.

Why? He's the perfect example of what Christianity is all about.

“You only had to read the one book. We even sent people to read it to you each Sunday!”

How else do you keep a population stupid enough to vote for this shit?

st peter gonna be turning away a whole lot of americans in the next few decades lol

"We also let in POC and LGBTQ folks. How do you feel about that?" "Can I have a space away from them?" "Sure..." 'pushes red button under podium'

Hey #MAGA #Christians... This is you & you ain't getting into #Heaven!!!

Except it's not even in drag. IT's just white supremacy.

True

And don't forget fiddling with kids.

if only i could be in line to witness something like this i'da have to give god some "dap" and a high 5 and pay for all his drinks at the heavenly bar!

Hi Steve how are you

lol 😂

This is "true Christianity" propaganda, pushing the idea that Christianity as it acts in history is not the real Christianity. Maga Christianity is what Christianity has been in history.

All Christians Are Bastards

Exactly !!! Their brand of Christianity baffles me . Good post btw

SMITE! To Hell you go!

The 21st century version of.. Depart from me, ye workers of iniquity. I never knew you.

The biblical god committed murder and genocide so I mean glass houses and all...

Yeah, needs a quick trip on the down elevator.

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Not only that, but they'll all swear up and down they "NEVER SUPPORTED IT" and I have vowed to live to see that day

White hoods get dirty too quickly

Sadly I pass 3 Confederate flags on my way to the grocery store. Such is life in rural Tennessee.

Mark of the beast. Change my mind.

Religion and morals out the window when it comes to politics for some

Or politics IS their religion, with a cross wrapped in an American flag.

I think of what it will be like for MAGA to really meet their maker often! ‘WTF, when did I EVER say I only made white Americans in my likeness?!? Where was your compassion for people that didn’t look like you? Alligator Alcatraz are you Fing kidding me?!?!? Every time I made him worse you dug in!’

God probably killed his mind with facepalms so often to maga logic

The RED HAT is a giveaway.

I'd be willing to go to Hell and burn there forever if it meant every last Republican was down there with me. I would *gladly* suffer eternal torment, for justice.

you tell tangerine head GOD

Their idea is that without Christians supporting the antiChrist destroying civilization while Israel wars with Palestine like their prophecy dictates then Jesus won't be summoned and there won't be a rapture to save them from their destroyed world. It's essentially a purge before the rapture

Matthew 21: 44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’ 45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did NOT do for one of the least of these, you did NOT do for me.’ [Then they burn]

Endless asshats on Twitter alone, who claim to be so religious in their profiles, while they act the exact opposite in real time.

FOLLOW THE LEADER?

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Exactly!

The red hat is a nice touch.

You need to check out @jessicadecou.bsky.social and on tiktok as #veronicaandthebabyboo. She has a brilliant satirical series on magaTs trying to get into heaven

God: Yeah no, you’re not a Christian, you only believed in me because the government told you to

I don’t think they have the self awareness to realize their souls are in jeopardy. A mob of “Christians” attacked Jennifer Hamilton on TikTok for reading the passage in the Bible about how Jesus felt about immigrants and the poor pointing out their hypocrisy.

… but as I understand the rules, as long as you once accepted Jesus Christ into your heart as Lord and Savior, we will roll out the red carpet for any and all maga here in heaven

"did you actually read the book"

He try and take over like Satan tried too

Don't compare Trump to Satan. Satan was right.

Then in an instant, the stairs miraculously turned into a ramp.

"Go to hell you vicious piece of testosterone poisoning".

“Anyway down to the pit.”

U turn, bro

And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him. But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God. ~ Leviticus 19:33-34 KJV

Can you imagine his reaction when a maga Christian comes before him..

I will under if James Dobson is currently getting the same question.

You don't have to be Christian. You just have to love your neighbor.

Straight to hell

They’re going to hell not heaven

When someone tells me they are a Christian I hear "I'm a cultist, and I may be very very dangerous depending on how I view you."

Sadly, they've weighed the costs and benefits and have decided that eternal hellfire is a fair trade for indulging their hatred. ☹️

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dIi...

haaaaaaaaa

Charlie Christian

That's the message you magats are gonna get!! Are you ready for the rejection you're gonna get at the pearly gates??? That's what's going to happen when U hold on to Mango, and his inhumane treatment of others.

The idea is right, the individual is wrong. Go figure.

Who is the correct individual?

The second deity in existence.

being a christian i see this all too often. you dont have to be an awful person to be christian

but too many are like this and it is a genuine problem, no one should get to act like this

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“Now this red hat gets a rap from these critics “

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Had a long argument with someone over why I can't believe that a god that allows horrid things to be done to humans should be worshipped. I'm sorry, if your god considers stopping a child from being molested less important than free will, he's a monster. .

And treated immigrants like trash.

yeah man

The caption should read... Peter "I know what you did and I didn't need to see the files. Now get the fuck of my steps!"

He will need to go the other way

Either the Christian religion is bullshit, or its practitioners are. Or both.

Actions speak louder than words.

This comic is ridiculous.

*pulls trapdoor lever*

If Jesus came back to Earth right now and landed in the US, his brown ass would be deported in a heartbeat. Especially if he starts in with that: “Rich people are bad. Be kind and forgive each other” crap. “Don’t handcuff me! I’m The Lord, your God!” -Jesus “Speak English!” -ICE “officer” 🇺🇸

There have been MAGA people who have ACTUALLY said they would deport Jesus. They genuinely worship Trump and see him as above even their own god.

Yup. They are past satire.

I once challenged a guy to read the Complete Works of HP Lovecraft and I would read the entirety of the Bible. He blocked me.

They believe in this, judged at heavens gates. What do they think will happen?

Satan is calling upstairs complaining why are they sending downstairs that crap

I just get why maga doesn’t get it. They are hooked on cruelty and their rules that are somehow co-authored by Jesus

we aren’t sending our best.

Press the “down” button!

GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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