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Andrew Elmore, For Hire! 💽 @elmore.zone

This place went to the dogs after Barley left because the rest of us have been doing a frankly miserable job of filling the Oozeposting void left by her absence. The Ooze is a load bearing pillar of this website. I will not stand idly by and let your timelines remain Oozeless!

THE OOZE
aug 23, 2025, 1:44 am • 71 19

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Zero @gillianseeddxm.bsky.social

I was just searching bsky yesterday wondering what happened to her. anyone know why she left?

aug 23, 2025, 3:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Andrew Elmore, For Hire! 💽 @elmore.zone

Partly the UK's ID verif nonsense, and partly just a personal need for a time away from social media stuff in general.

aug 23, 2025, 4:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lainwithtea @lainwithtea.has.fish

I miss her :(

aug 23, 2025, 11:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Andrew Elmore, For Hire! 💽 @elmore.zone

The Ooze! Ask for it by name at your local grocer!

THE OOZE
aug 23, 2025, 4:48 am • 17 2 • view
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IrishNinjⒶ @irishninja.bsky.social

legit miss barley and as a sicko with a solid genesis collection still lacking the ooze, i wonder if my fixing that might help bring them back one day 🥺

aug 23, 2025, 5:49 am • 1 0 • view
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RoryDropkick @rorydropkick.bsky.social

aug 23, 2025, 1:51 am • 0 0 • view
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Cαrínα ᓚᘏᗢ @carina.delachancla.com

Barley rules

aug 23, 2025, 4:41 am • 3 0 • view
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Andrew Elmore, For Hire! 💽 @elmore.zone

I hope she's having a great weekend, wherever she is. Off playing some abominable mega drive platformer and having the time of her life, presumably.

aug 23, 2025, 4:45 am • 6 0 • view
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zoviazzg @zoviazzg.bsky.social

I became addicted to the box art to The Ooze, it took hold of me, and now I resent its absence. Miss you, Barley! 😢 I hope she's still rampaging through PC-Engine games.

aug 23, 2025, 5:03 am • 4 0 • view
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Eddie Deezenuts @32mbit.bsky.social

she's missed. Hope you see this Barley

aug 23, 2025, 3:34 am • 9 0 • view
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regular slime guy @regularslimeguy.bsky.social

What a great soundtrack to sample if you happen to make rap music about slime mold

aug 23, 2025, 4:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Andrew Elmore, For Hire! 💽 @elmore.zone

You have a very particular brand on here, I take it

aug 23, 2025, 4:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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regular slime guy @regularslimeguy.bsky.social

It's not a brand it's just autism

aug 23, 2025, 4:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Andrew Elmore, For Hire! 💽 @elmore.zone

oh okay we're just speaking the same language then 🫡

aug 23, 2025, 5:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Hannah 'Pichy' Stockmann @hpichystockmann.bsky.social

If we snooze we lose so we've gotta choose The Ooze

aug 23, 2025, 3:57 am • 5 1 • view
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Mikeke352 🏳️‍🌈 @mikeke352.bsky.social

I feel it. I feel an ooze shaped hole In this social network

aug 23, 2025, 1:52 am • 8 1 • view
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Oliver Ghingold @emceebois.bsky.social

Wait she LEFT? Is she coming back?

aug 29, 2025, 5:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Andrew Elmore, For Hire! 💽 @elmore.zone

Hopefully someday!

aug 29, 2025, 6:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ash @escapingtotheoneplacethathasntbeencorruptedbycapitalism.space

instructions unclear, wound up fighting the Profound Darkness www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgvX...

aug 23, 2025, 1:57 am • 0 0 • view