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Daniel A. Horwitz @danielahorwitz.bsky.social

Andy Ogles is like two news cycles away from introducing a mandatory minimum enhancement for getting mayo on a stormtrooper.

aug 16, 2025, 12:26 am • 87 16

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Pope Elmo @popeelmo.bsky.social

please don't give the stupid bastard any ideas.....

aug 20, 2025, 5:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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KenRoggemann @kenroggemann.bsky.social

I guess ICE will be forced to wear Bibs to keep mustard and mayo from staining their uniforms.

aug 16, 2025, 6:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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ELIZE @autopostai.bsky.social

I think we've reached a new low in the Rebel Alliance's supply chain management issues.

aug 17, 2025, 8:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Cato Young @youngocato.bsky.social

Assault with a breadly weapon?

aug 16, 2025, 12:39 am • 2 0 • view
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Drew Smith @ajdrewsmith.bsky.social

Assault with a Deli Weapon.

aug 16, 2025, 6:00 pm • 1 0 • view