“Clearly, I think the White House has acknowledged it’s a mistake,” Speaker Johnson said about Trump officials sharing secret war plans over Signal. He added that he expected that “it will tighten up and make sure it doesn’t happen again.”
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Fire Hegseth
mar 24, 2025, 11:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Mike Johnson would have higher consequences for surfing porn
mar 24, 2025, 10:05 pm • 2 1 • view
Problem is this is the only one we ACTUALLY know about. God knows who else may have the likely others.
mar 24, 2025, 10:11 pm • 8 1 • view
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT ! Kinda' like when HE STOLE NON SECURED FILES FROM THE WHITE HOUSE AND THE GOVT DIDN'T DO A GODDAMN THING TO HIM AT ALL.
mar 24, 2025, 11:19 pm • 1 1 • view
What a fucking hack
mar 24, 2025, 10:07 pm • 1 0 • view
I’ll assume the usual: Susan Collins thinks they all learned a lesson….
mar 24, 2025, 10:22 pm • 0 1 • view
That is all these assholes do, make mistake after mistake putting our financial security and safety at risk. They should all be FIRED!!!!!
mar 24, 2025, 10:07 pm • 0 0 • view
k
mar 24, 2025, 10:29 pm • 0 0 • view
But her EMAILS 😫😫😫😫
mar 24, 2025, 10:11 pm • 1 1 • view
Another disqualifying mistake that will get American soldiers killed
mar 24, 2025, 10:19 pm • 1 1 • view
This sounds like a Susan Collins explanation.
mar 24, 2025, 10:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Mfers
mar 24, 2025, 10:11 pm • 0 0 • view
If this were a democrat in the same situation it would be a national emergency.
mar 24, 2025, 10:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Thanks for that Johnson update. The people of the US didn’t know you got a new job as Trumps mouth piece, but I guess you’re so far up his ass you can now talk for him.🤡
mar 24, 2025, 11:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Ten minutes from now he’ll come up with a different version of this story! Wait for it!
mar 24, 2025, 10:17 pm • 1 1 • view
"No classified material was sent to the thread." White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt. If this is the case, then Jeffrey Goldberg is free to release ALL communications and any files he received during the chat. This was just a simple chit-chat among friends.
mar 25, 2025, 2:55 pm • 2 0 • view
Absolutely, let's see if that happens.
mar 25, 2025, 9:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Can you imagine what kind of secrets Pete Hegseth would reveal if he had a problem with alcohol?
mar 24, 2025, 10:09 pm • 7 1 • view
But no big deal, huh Mike?
mar 24, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
mar 24, 2025, 10:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Idiot Johnson, trump said he didn't know what's going on and we're bombing people!
mar 25, 2025, 12:06 am • 0 0 • view
Now MAGA Mike, do that again, but this time, pretend Biden was still in office. "President Biden NEEDS TO RESIGN IMMEDIATELY given the unforgivable nature of this huge and terrible mistake! No excuse is good enough!"
mar 24, 2025, 10:16 pm • 0 1 • view
Johnson is such a little man. In every way.
mar 24, 2025, 10:16 pm • 1 0 • view
youtu.be/zxdNNUXc3Ps?...
mar 24, 2025, 10:27 pm • 1 2 • view
Oh well that's fine then, never mind. NO, you little toad, this is NOT OVER.
mar 24, 2025, 10:13 pm • 0 0 • view
I don’t see where the WH admitted their mistake. All I saw was Trump saying he knew nothing about it. Deny. Deny. Deny. Responsible for everything. Accountable for nothing.
mar 24, 2025, 10:05 pm • 22 2 • view
He said "I don't know anything about it." And then our corporate "journalists" refused to ask him "Sir, if you're not the POTUS, who is?". They are bought out for clicks for dollars.
mar 24, 2025, 10:08 pm • 10 1 • view
Agreed. And all MAGA likes to say Biden wasn’t running the country. It’s a complete sham.
mar 24, 2025, 10:16 pm • 4 0 • view
On this weekend the Pedo POUTS said " I didn't sign the Alien Enemies Act EO, and then reporters refused to say "somebody signed it, it's on line. Who's using your autopen? Who is in charge of your administration?""
mar 24, 2025, 10:22 pm • 3 0 • view
What’s hilarious is that he contradicted his own WH who said he DID sign it. And then RIDICULOUSLY tried to claim he was referring to not signing the ORIGINAL act from 1798. Are you fucking kidding me? He specifically mentioned Marco Rubio “must’ve signed it” & he trusted him. They’re falling apart.
mar 24, 2025, 11:14 pm • 3 0 • view
YAAAAAY!
mar 25, 2025, 1:52 am • 1 0 • view
Wrong answer. The hypocrisy of this administration. Lock them up, that's what the MAGAts demanded of Hillary. This is worse than anything Hillary may have done
mar 24, 2025, 10:33 pm • 0 1 • view
Speaker Johnson is the moron's moron, explaining the moronic actions of morons. Moronically.
mar 24, 2025, 10:39 pm • 0 1 • view
Can’t blame Joe Biden? Or Hilary?
mar 24, 2025, 10:04 pm • 15 1 • view
It's early. Wait until Trump starts his nightly social rants.
mar 24, 2025, 10:07 pm • 8 1 • view
mar 24, 2025, 10:08 pm • 8 3 • view
What a moron.
mar 24, 2025, 10:14 pm • 3 1 • view
Brain dead. And he focuses on the Atlantic.
mar 25, 2025, 12:37 am • 0 0 • view
Trump is an idiot. It wasn’t about the Atlantic. It was about sharing war plans on social media.
mar 25, 2025, 1:25 am • 4 0 • view
That’s just his standard answer deny any knowledge of the subject or person being asked about if it could be embarrassing for him.
mar 24, 2025, 10:29 pm • 1 0 • view
A mistake.. won’t happen again.. What happened with “lock her up!”
mar 25, 2025, 2:07 am • 1 0 • view
The Republicans are morally depraved and utterly contemptible. I can't think of a more succinct way of describing oneself as the lowest form of earthly existence than to proclaim, "I'm a Republican."
mar 24, 2025, 10:22 pm • 0 1 • view
Oops. My bad.
mar 24, 2025, 10:20 pm • 1 0 • view
“A mistake”?you f’ing fool!
mar 24, 2025, 10:21 pm • 1 0 • view
It will happen again. The wheels are off of the accountability train its doa.
mar 24, 2025, 11:22 pm • 0 0 • view
"I mean everyone else but me," said Russian asset n traitor, Tulsi Gabbert!
mar 25, 2025, 1:51 am • 1 0 • view
"The White House has acknowledged..."? Trump stood before reporters today and said he didn't know anything about it and acted like it was no big deal. Heads should roll over this.
mar 24, 2025, 10:14 pm • 2 0 • view
That's what melania says every night to trump.
mar 24, 2025, 10:07 pm • 0 0 • view
When you choose an alcoholic to handle defense…
mar 24, 2025, 11:07 pm • 0 0 • view
And yet... Still nothing will come of this. Disgusting.
mar 24, 2025, 10:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Are we gonna have but her emails type coverage of this?
mar 24, 2025, 10:06 pm • 1 0 • view
We’ve admonished our toddlers more severely than this for not looking both ways before crossing the street.
mar 24, 2025, 10:52 pm • 0 0 • view
No, heads should roll and be placed on sticks.
mar 26, 2025, 8:10 am • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
mar 24, 2025, 10:11 pm • 0 0 • view
So let’s go back to if this occurred under Biden as Trump likes to do 99% of the time he opens his orange headed hole . Impeachment, criminal investigations, and vilification. So why not the same now ?
mar 24, 2025, 10:47 pm • 1 1 • view
Hahaha not nearly good enough. This isn’t an oops like you put something red in a load of whites. This is our national security and our reputation as a country.
mar 24, 2025, 10:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Wow. Rolled over again. His name should be Fido.
mar 24, 2025, 10:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Not a big deal? Mmmh 1/ let’s see Europe response when they read what Vance and Hegseth think about them behind the curtains… 2/ a chat group in signal is so easy to hack - one should question who else read everything and … for how long ? Not a big deal Mmmh?
mar 24, 2025, 10:40 pm • 0 1 • view
"It will never happen again" is the motto of every alcoholic and abuser.
mar 24, 2025, 10:10 pm • 2 0 • view
Wait a minute…Johnson actually took tRump’s “appendage” outta his mouth for long enough (no pun) to SAY something???
mar 24, 2025, 11:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Always making excuses. If a Democrat were to exhibit this much incompetence, grift and refusal to follow the law there would be more committees investigating than we could count. They do it and it’s “oops, my bad.”
mar 24, 2025, 10:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Dimwits
mar 24, 2025, 10:05 pm • 1 0 • view
When asked about officials using Signal for war plans, Trump replied "I don't know anything about it". then the gutless press corp refused to ask him "If you're not the POTUS, who is?". Pathetic.
mar 24, 2025, 10:05 pm • 34 2 • view
Trump is so incompetent as a president. He never knows anything about anything. I still don’t know how people could’ve voted for him and actually I don’t think they did. I think the election was rigged.
mar 25, 2025, 1:24 am • 7 1 • view
Secretary of Drunkfense Everyonr
mar 25, 2025, 12:34 am • 0 0 • view
“Sure, there have been dozens of other fuck-ups, but THIS fuck-up they are taking seriously.”
mar 24, 2025, 10:09 pm • 0 0 • view
You can't make this shit up!!!
mar 24, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
It's time to turn up the heat on the fire and brimstone.
mar 25, 2025, 12:48 pm • 2 0 • view
Sure wish there was a laugh emoji, I can’t hit love…
mar 25, 2025, 12:24 am • 0 0 • view
All involved need to be fired.
mar 25, 2025, 1:35 am • 1 0 • view
F*ing amateurs. These people need to go. Impeach the orange man.
mar 24, 2025, 10:55 pm • 0 1 • view
Oh lil Mikey. MUCH more than a mistake. A FUCKING CRIME you fake Christian asshole.
mar 24, 2025, 10:05 pm • 25 3 • view
The phrase “unsecured Signal chat” is technically nonsense, #signal is end-to-end encrypted by design. The failure here isn’t the tool, it’s user error: fools using it in the wrong context, inviting the wrong person and ignoring basic security protocols. bsky.app/profile/vdbd...
mar 25, 2025, 6:27 am • 0 0 • view
Dunce caps for everyone of them!!
mar 25, 2025, 1:27 am • 0 0 • view
Between this and the Starlink bullshit… these morons should be furious with themselves. Just imagine their reaction if this had happened under a Democrat Admin. Nope. Just fail upwards while the country dies. Nice work you moronic inept primates fornicating with a football.
mar 25, 2025, 12:58 am • 1 1 • view
Promises, promises....
mar 25, 2025, 3:34 am • 0 0 • view
You should say, it is a feature not a bug, and go ahead with more leaks, who cares?
mar 24, 2025, 10:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Schumer and Jeffries should be at Hegseths residence with a crowd yelling resign all night long if they had spines
mar 25, 2025, 11:03 am • 1 0 • view
How about invoking the Espionage Act and confiscating the phones for the investigation per protocol?
mar 25, 2025, 9:14 pm • 0 0 • view
Hillary? Lock her up!
mar 24, 2025, 10:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Today's episode of The Real AssClowns of D.C. finds Kegseth texting war plans between drinks🍸 The 5-sided Puzzle Palace is to be renamed: The 5-sided Drunken AssClown Palace
mar 24, 2025, 10:13 pm • 0 1 • view
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose Need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear...#hegseth here. Just like the good ol' days at Faux News. #OPSEC
mar 25, 2025, 4:50 am • 1 0 • view
Oh good. I’m glad that they’ll make sure it won’t happen again. 😳🙄 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON?!?? Why is he STILL IN OFFICE???!?!
mar 24, 2025, 10:33 pm • 2 0 • view
“It won’t happen again…” No, this is not someone leaving the back door unlocked, this is about national security, you waste of space.
mar 25, 2025, 12:35 am • 3 0 • view
F-ing idiot. The "mistake" was 1 person inviting someone not affiliated to the chat. Multiple administration officials discussing highly sensitive topics and sharing classified info on an unclassified system was NOT a "mistake". That was deliberate and egregious violation of federal law by many.
mar 25, 2025, 4:22 am • 2 0 • view
mar 24, 2025, 10:18 pm • 5 1 • view
This isn’t an oops— sorry. This is against the law and is punishable and this man needs to be held accountable. He got lucky he didn’t call someone else’s death. Don’t give the drunk another chance.
mar 25, 2025, 1:23 am • 4 0 • view
No 💩 🤬🤬🤬
mar 25, 2025, 12:05 am • 0 0 • view
Sounds like it’s time for more congressional hearings. Shouldn’t take more than a couple years, but the Republican Congress doesn’t have anything better to do.
mar 25, 2025, 12:30 am • 0 0 • view
Mistakes happen, Biden made one everyday
mar 24, 2025, 10:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Mistake ≠ Felony. It’s actually several felonies.
mar 25, 2025, 8:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Well, that certainly makes it all okay…yessiree Bob, it’s all now just fine and dandy….
mar 24, 2025, 10:08 pm • 0 0 • view
If the Biden Administration had done this, I think Speaker Johnson's comments would be quite different. America's safety is worth more than an offhand comment.
mar 25, 2025, 6:55 am • 0 0 • view
This administration is a Disaster. I am being nice….
mar 25, 2025, 1:45 am • 0 0 • view
Simply put we are being lead by a bunch of Dumb Mother Fuckers.
mar 24, 2025, 10:12 pm • 5 1 • view
Mike Johnson is best obedient dog in the world.
mar 24, 2025, 11:24 pm • 0 0 • view
This administration is a clown show
mar 24, 2025, 11:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah right...
mar 25, 2025, 2:35 pm • 1 0 • view
But her emails.
mar 24, 2025, 10:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh, but the email server....
mar 24, 2025, 11:55 pm • 0 0 • view
#DNC Well actually there is no reason to do it again! Get your kicks in 2026!!!
mar 25, 2025, 1:50 am • 0 0 • view
What was the mistake? Getting caught? I’m pretty fucking certain they’re not going to stop using Signal so they can easily delete all of their records.
mar 24, 2025, 11:02 pm • 0 0 • view
I’d like to see the war plans for Canada. Just post them here.
mar 24, 2025, 11:56 pm • 0 0 • view
They should all be in prison under the espionage act!!!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 trump is going to get us all killed!
mar 25, 2025, 6:09 am • 1 0 • view
Somebody should remind Johnson to wipe his face off after making a statement like that. Brown is not his color.
mar 24, 2025, 10:04 pm • 9 0 • view
I noticed the fawning look he gives his master.
mar 24, 2025, 10:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Did anyone think the response would be anything, but.. "ooopsies!". The GOP has always been the party of no responsibility.
mar 24, 2025, 11:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Wow. How far they’ve come since screeching like banshees about Hilary Clinton’s non classified emails. Jfc.
mar 24, 2025, 10:06 pm • 1 0 • view
What do you expect from a damn drunk
mar 24, 2025, 10:27 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
mar 24, 2025, 10:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Speaker Johnson would have been apoplectic if this had happened under a Democrat. He acts like it’s no big deal to leak battle plans to the press. He should resign in disgrace.
mar 24, 2025, 11:36 pm • 0 0 • view
So, “oops” is the official government response?
mar 24, 2025, 10:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Do NOT let them get away with this pathetic reaction! Every elected democrat should be asking, no, screaming for a hearing and for resignations.
mar 24, 2025, 10:12 pm • 0 0 • view
It's not what they were saying about Hilary Clinton.
mar 25, 2025, 1:19 am • 0 0 • view
mar 24, 2025, 10:06 pm • 2 1 • view
Bullshit. It will happen again and again.
mar 24, 2025, 10:07 pm • 0 0 • view
That’s not enough
mar 24, 2025, 10:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Says the guy with Covenant Eyes spyware on his phone so he and his son can lie to each other about who isn't beatin it
mar 24, 2025, 10:07 pm • 5 1 • view
If it was a mistake then do your job and form an inquiry oh wait…
mar 24, 2025, 10:29 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s a multiple count violation of the espionage act.
mar 24, 2025, 10:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Lock them up.
mar 24, 2025, 10:06 pm • 3 0 • view
Shouldn't happen in the first place
mar 24, 2025, 10:12 pm • 0 0 • view
It was a mistake that should end in prison time. This isn’t shit to mess around with. Imagine if it had been a Dem. Midget Mike Johnson would be absolutely calling for long prison sentences and immediate investigations.
mar 24, 2025, 10:06 pm • 19 1 • view
“Oopsie” doesn’t quite cover this fuck up 🙄
mar 25, 2025, 11:34 am • 0 0 • view
no shit it was a mistake, thanks Captain Obvious.
mar 24, 2025, 10:04 pm • 11 1 • view
#textingdrunk
mar 24, 2025, 10:03 pm • 1 0 • view
The literal equivalent of my mom saying “behave or I will turn this car around” when I was 5.
mar 24, 2025, 10:05 pm • 0 0 • view
That it happened once is enough to toss the whole lot of them.
mar 24, 2025, 11:19 pm • 0 0 • view
The little Keebler Elf says “no biggie”
mar 24, 2025, 10:18 pm • 1 1 • view
Omg
mar 24, 2025, 11:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Complete unqualified idiots trying to run things is both hilarious and terrifying at the same time
mar 24, 2025, 10:21 pm • 0 1 • view
Pinhead Johnson say just an honest mistake. Meritocracy right.
mar 24, 2025, 10:07 pm • 1 1 • view
Johnson's "logic" to the MAGA dumpster fire of the day... The sillogism: Premise: BS Premise: BS Premise: BS (esp. if I contradict myself) Conclusion: Whatever DT or anyone of his gangly minions did is OK. Bonus post script: Biden and Obama and Hillary and the crazy woke are to blame.
mar 24, 2025, 10:40 pm • 1 1 • view
Several hundred million others of us would like a word…
mar 24, 2025, 10:19 pm • 2 1 • view
Morons... 😂😂😂🤣 I've never seen so much stupidity together. Morons.
mar 24, 2025, 10:15 pm • 1 1 • view
They think it’s a game.
mar 24, 2025, 11:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Johnson is as useless as Trump’s staff.
mar 24, 2025, 11:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Mistakes can be corrected. We must vote in people who understand we are past mistakes and crimes are being brushed over. Accountability must include prison time.
mar 24, 2025, 11:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Speaker Johnson, please do not make the same mistake Senator Collins, R from Me made. She assumed he would learn from his mistakes. WRONG again! What you see is what you get. Felons and drunks! Not a religious bone in their body. I could go on but you get the point.
mar 24, 2025, 11:08 pm • 0 0 • view
I would bet FOX news is really p..issed, and their feelings are REALLY hurt.
mar 24, 2025, 10:17 pm • 1 1 • view
Johnson says anyone can make a mistake. Sort of like leaving your baby in the car on a 100 degree day.
mar 24, 2025, 11:25 pm • 1 0 • view
If a journalist was in the chat without their knowledge, how do we know that bad actors weren’t in there too? How do we know Russian KGB operatives weren’t included? If they didn’t know, there could have been any number of people included who shouldn’t have seen that information. Vet the chat NOW.
mar 25, 2025, 2:54 am • 0 0 • view
It’s too late drop the your fired gavel. Tightening up ffs. We’re sorry doesn’t apply.
mar 25, 2025, 12:46 am • 0 0 • view
A mistake is “Oops, forgot my glasses” not “LET’S CONFIRM OUR PLANS TO EXTORT EUROPE AND EGYPT IN OUR AWESOME BRO CHAT 🤜 🤛 “
mar 24, 2025, 10:31 pm • 6 1 • view
Slap on the wrist.
mar 24, 2025, 10:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Breaking News from Hesgeth's "Defence of Taiwan" briefing. Khamenei, Xi and Kim Jong Un have entered the chat.....
mar 24, 2025, 10:06 pm • 1 2 • view
Like the government doesn't already have protocols and procedures for these sorts of things. This kind of incompetence would get anyone else removed, ffs.
mar 24, 2025, 10:34 pm • 0 0 • view
I remember the chants about Hilary and the emails "Forgive her up! Forgive her up!"
mar 26, 2025, 12:00 am • 0 0 • view
Just wow. Do they even recognize the hypocrisy?
mar 24, 2025, 10:15 pm • 1 0 • view
In other words I don’t have any guts to question or investigate a branch of government your meant to keep in check. Such a weak weak spineless man.0
mar 25, 2025, 2:41 am • 1 0 • view
Town halls are packed. People are mad, organized, and brand new to the process. But no one knows who they are—or what they’re about to do. If they’re who we think they are, Trump should be worried. If they’re not, democracy might be out of time. jasonegenberg.substack.com/p/theyre-mad...
mar 24, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
That's not enough!
mar 24, 2025, 10:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Whew! Now I feel better🥺
mar 24, 2025, 10:08 pm • 0 0 • view
That's their answer to you America. Happy you let them steal another election? Pathetic weak cowards entitled spoiled Americans. YOU DON'T DESERVE DEMOCRACY.
mar 24, 2025, 10:13 pm • 1 2 • view
YES, WE DO! WE WILL GET IT BACK!
mar 24, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
RUSSIA TAKES COMPLET CONTROL OF US!
mar 24, 2025, 10:07 pm • 0 1 • view
mar 24, 2025, 10:08 pm • 0 0 • view
So no investigation? Call it a mistake and move on? What would they have done if it was a democrat government?
mar 24, 2025, 11:27 pm • 0 0 • view
A mistake that should have never happened!!!
mar 24, 2025, 10:29 pm • 0 0 • view
oh, ok then. Good try.
mar 24, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s illegal
mar 24, 2025, 10:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Amateur hour coninues
mar 25, 2025, 11:08 am • 0 0 • view
Make sure it doesn't happen AGAIN???? News Flash - You are in the big league now, buster. When you screw up our national security, WE DIE!! We are not billionaires that have bunkers to hide in when YOU screw up!! STEP UP OR STEP ASIDE! Better yet, just resign and stop pretending you're a grown-up!!
mar 25, 2025, 5:59 am • 0 0 • view
I would say it was a lot more than a mistake!!
mar 26, 2025, 7:15 am • 0 0 • view
mar 24, 2025, 10:04 pm • 1 1 • view
Don’t worry about it. No biggie. If you think this is bad, wait until you see what we fuck up next.
mar 24, 2025, 10:40 pm • 4 2 • view
Dear lord.
mar 24, 2025, 10:04 pm • 40 3 • view
The first rapist racist felon will say it WAS her email. Gotta keep lying
mar 24, 2025, 10:11 pm • 10 3 • view
Probably 🤣
mar 24, 2025, 11:28 pm • 0 0 • view
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
mar 24, 2025, 10:05 pm • 26 5 • view