Sen. Tommy Tuberville is running for Alabama governor, ending weeks of speculation about his ambitions for the state’s highest office.
Sen. Tommy Tuberville is running for Alabama governor, ending weeks of speculation about his ambitions for the state’s highest office.
Alabama deserves better
Even though he lives in Florida?
My maggot jaggoff brother is a resident of Alabama and I bet he’s a big fan of this guy. I hope he takes the SS away!
Alabama will be smart not to elect that insurrectionist
Just imagine how he'll fuck up Alabama, it's not like, it's not fucked all ready.
The reality comedy show continues.
Perfect choice for the leader of the dumbest state. He will win by a landslide.
Congrats Alabama will go from corrupt and stupid to morally bankrupt and even dumber
Keep his misguided, idiotic form of patriotism in Alabama and get him out of the Senate. Those voters (at least most of them) deserve him.
Too bad for Alabama.
From the country's dumbest senator to the country's dumbest governor with possible ambitions to become the country's dumbest president.
He probably sees it as his path to President Tuberville🙄🤮
He’s definitely the dumbest fucking senator so he would be just as stupid as a governor
With the 7 year residency requirement , someone should look into the fact that he lives and votes in Florida. Just read an article in AL.com date may 2. Very interesting read.
Tuberville. Lives. In. Florida. ...and the Alabama GOP chairman had a Tennessee driver's license while voting on behalf of Alabama under a fake name, and he sued Alabama over voter ID requirements. Oh, and he had a poll worker fired for reporting his attempt to vote with a fake Alabama ID.
Good, they can keep him away from the rest of us so we are no longer subject to his profound stupidity.
oh Alabama you cannot be serious...
Glad to see the dumbest person in the senate leaving.
Just get him the fuck outta the senate
Will he be forced to move back to Alabama from Florida?
Good. Unless a capybyra replaces him in the Senate, the average IQ there will go up.
So if he wins who's gonna be running the place?
Getting him out of the Senate is more important!
I would say his vacancy alone would increase the iq of the Senate... but... Football representatives are rare.
Bad pick bad choice! You’re an ignorant fool if you put this man in charge of your state!
At least this way when those idiots vote for him they are only potentially screwing up their state and keeping him away from screwing up the nation more.
Probably so he can cause so much more damage on a larger scale in this role.
I guess that means he needs to move to Alabama
Florida man seeks new job.
If the citizens wanted dumb, they didn't have to look far
Is a Senate seat in Alabama ever really “open”?
He’s certainly proud he was able to remove that thumb from where it had been lodged
Oh, well, at least Alabama doesn't have a track record of electing pieces of sh-- *checks notes* Oh. Oh no. No no no no..
Quoting Forrest Gump "Stupid is as stupid does."
You say Tuberville, I say PotatoCity.
Another government office to turn into cash bank he was a disaster in federal !
Tommy Tupperware. And twice as tacky.
I hope you lose
THIS STUPIDITY IS WHAT YOU GET WITH A REPUBLICAN VOTING BASE FILLED WITH REDNECKS, GRADESCHOOL DROPOUTS, AND DEGENERATE INBREEDERS RUNNING AROUND WAVING VOTING CARDS LIKE IT'S A GRAD SCHOOL DIPLOMA FROM PRINCETON...THERE NEEDS TO BE AN ANNUAL COMPETENCY EXAM TO BE ABLE TO VOTE....😉👍
Our state is already in the toilet from years of GQP lack of leadership so nobody would even notice if he actually won.
No one really noticed Ksy Ivey won. Alabama is a driverless bus filled with idiots.
He would make a better shoe polisher for Trump.
not from alabama would love to see doug jones run for senate
Anything that gets this useless tool out of the Senate
Good. That state is messed up plenty as it is. They deserve him.
The great state of Alabama that is 52nd in literacy out of 50 states.
Great! Get that moron out of the Senate!
Good job politico , non slanted news , keep up the good work
What a jackelope
Tim: Have at it. It's a loser State. I'm not being a smart ass. Alabama is ranked at 45 to 49th. in as many categories as you can think of👽
Alabama is fucked by having this scumbag as their governor
Tuberville, a Florida man, running for the highest office in another state.
Love this for Alabama, one of the shittiest states in America, with the shittiest Senator in America, about to gain the shittiest governor in America.
Does this mean he’ll need to move to Alabama?
So where does he live now?
Good riddance.
Wonder if you have to live in Alabama to be governor ~~
Good keep him away from the rest of us.
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C’mon Alabamians, are you really going to elect this lying idiot to lead your state?
Probably.
A racist governor in Alabama 🤔 what could go wrong there 😂
His campaign slogan is the same as the state's motto: "Stupid is as stupid does." I don't get it but I imaging there will be a lot of stupid voting.
Billionaire pocket man gonna take every last penny you got Alabama.
I hope he runs and wins. That will keep him far away from the Capitol and while allowing Marsha Blackburn to rightfully claim the mantle of Dumbest Person in the Senate. She’s worked hard for the title and deserves it.
Ron Johnson would like a word. Also, my own disgrace Roger Marshall.
Best news all day. Get that twerp outta the senate.
Doesn't he live in Flori-duh?
totally tubular! oh wait he's evil nevermind
Twat finally realises is has exceeded his level of incompetence in the Senate, it will be a few years before he realises the same as Governor
youtu.be/d1neNOmxGAc?...
Another 💩
Alabama — soon to be ranked 51st in DERP DERP DERP
Terrific. Get this knucklehead out of the Senate. There’s stupid and then there’s just being Tuberville-stupid.
Not that it matters. Alabama could send a shaved gorilla to the Senate and the effect on the rest of us will be the same- another automatic vote for the most destructive laws Republican benefactors can dream up.
Oh so maybe Oklahoma won’t be last in education anymore if he wins…🤣😂.
Good. Get this idiot out of the Senate.
Wow, Alabama would elect the stupidest man on the planet to be their governor? Actually, I’m not sure who’s dumber, Trump or Tuberville
May he get the Roy Moore treatment, unless the cult is no too far gone.
The Senate will not miss his pure idiocy and sycophancy.
first stop? Zillow.
Wow the average IQ is the US Senate is set to soar…
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Hope he wins so he gets the hell out of the Senate. Easily our dumbest US Senator.
Alabama deserves Tuberville. At least that will get him out of the Senate.
Tele-tubby wants to be Governor? Bhahahaha.
Since we elected a moron for President it doesn’t surprise me that one of our most backward states would elect another moron to be their leader. Hell, they made him Senator replacing a very smart man. They realized they needed to course correct. Otherwise, we might think they…might be smart.
America will miss Tuberville’s keen intellect and insights in the United States Senate. Voting a straight MAGA party line for years must have been grueling.
Oh please, Tommy! GO! Lead them into oblivion!!.. ..AlabaMAGATARDS ..if you choose this fucking MMOOOORRRON… Have at it!!…
How do you lead something already in the bottom 10% in everything any further into oblivion?
What are you referring to?
Education, income, you name it they don’t appear any higher than 45th.
Good riddance yo him, Alabama can keep him if they want him. Hopefully they are smart enough to reject him.
Nothing says an intelligent electorate like a state ranked among the worst 5 states in most categories, like education, median household income, etc .looking to elect maybe the dumbest Senator in Congress, to be their next governor! The man couldn't name the 3 branches of government..!!
Fuck Tommy
Lol Alabama deserves him
Good. Get him out of the Senate!
Democrats can win the governorship of Alabama, but you have to motivate the majority of voters. Democrats don’t focus on of these fringe issues that will not help you win the majority of the votes.
Being a Mississippian not 25 miles from the Alabama state line. I guarantee terrible tommie will be elected in a landslide. Al and Ms always vote against their own interests if there is a R behind the name on ticket Just look at the history of Alabama govs. MS is no better. Voters here do the same
You can’t fix stupid.
Do not vote for terrible Tuberville!! He is as dementive as Trumpty-Dumpty!!!!
Dude’s a tool shed
You should have stayed with being a lousy, losing coach. You suck at life.
i'll work on that campaign. AL can have him and the Senate would be rid of this ignoramus
Tommy, go pound sand in your ass!
Good luck Alabama! Let him dig his own political grave? Democrats should fight hard for his seat
Will he have to move back to Alabama from Florida?
Has he said anything about when he's going to move back there from Florida?
Great news. There's a shortage of intransigent old white men holding public offices
Does he live on Alabama??
And this is America. What a shit show.
Buh-bye!! ✌️👋
No, he just knows his Senate seat is toast and like BoeBert and many others, is looking for a safe bolt hole.
Hopefully Bumberville runs all the way to HELL
Hope his face hits the concrete first
How is he going to do this as a resident of Florida?
Does he have to live in Alabama to be governor & will he?
Most of the state are raging bigots so he will do very well.
Good! They deserve each other.
Folks bashing Alabama... Alabama ain't all red. Us in the blue DON'T deserve or want Tuberville.
Also, don forget the former mayor of New York married his cousin. So, if you wanna talk about cousin fuckers....
Ok but this isn’t anywhere near a swing state. Trump won by nearly 30 points. Will there even be a legit dem candidate for governor? If you’re a dem and don’t want Tuberville as your governor I’m afraid you may have to move. Sad but true.
It's a binary system (win/lose) when it comes to winning in the electoral college, but it not binary in reality. Bring the baby back and the all the fixtures you threw out with it when you threw the bathwater out.
vote to make all states blue
Doesn’t he live in Florida?
About time Alabama. Voting for a brilliant person. If ears were brains.
Tuberville is one of the dumbest people I've ever heard speak. I truly wonder how he hasn't forgotten to breathe from time to time.
Correction: Sen. Tommy Tuberville, a resident of Santa Rosa Beach, Florida, is running for Alabama governor, ending weeks of speculation about his ambitions for the state’s highest office.
That's great news. The Senate was a few marbles short of a game with the Dumb Footballer there. Will it help to send him back to Alabama? Depends on if he has more marbles...haha--
Isn’t he the Republican who said that tampons should be taxed because they are not necessary. Wasn’t he the one who said that women “should just learn to hold it in?” And wasn’t he the one who thought that keeping IVF legal would decrease the birth rate?
Good. He can fucking stay there until he drops dead.
A Florida resident?
Like a Virginian once told me: "Virginia is for lovers, but Alabama is for dummies"
Great, get him out of the Senate
The man was a terrible football coach, and is too stupid to be a Senator, much less a Governor.
Alabama is going to elect a MAGA moron, no matter what. At least Tommy won't be in the Senate. If he wins, will he actually live in Alabama, or stay in Florida?
Great. This will be fkn hilarious
Whose the lucky one to take over his Senate seat .
My mates at “ The Happy Bargeman “, say he doesn’t even know where Alabama is located. My mates always keep me laughing.
I don't think Alabama is ranked 50th in all categories but if dumb as shit Tuberville becomes governor they just might become dead last across the board.
That means that Alabama will really be last in everything, because Tubberville is very very stupid. To bad this state wants stupid people in charge than smart people
I hope he wins so we’ll be rid of him in the Senate. But I’m also sad for the people of Alabama since they need so much help to improve their state. Tuberville is not that kind of leader.
This is good because as governor he will only be able to ruin one state instead of the 50 he is trying to ruin as a Senator.
If he wins, he will be replaced in the Senate by a less stupid fascist.
Jesus wept.
What’s Sara Huckabee think??
I thought Tommy Tuberville lived in Florida!
I can't believe I'm saying this, but Alabama, you can do better.
Alabama you can’t be that crazy!!! Surely you have better options?
Alabama deserves Tuberville
Mr. Syphilis... allegedly, everybody is saying he is a walking VD... I don't know. It's probably not true. I mean who knows right?
Who will keep the Senate together?
Not a whole lotta faith these idiot hillbillies won’t finally send him to the retirement home he deserves, but there is always hope!
Hopefully he loses that AND his senate sea, that way we can all be rid of Tommy Tubesteak.
True desire to be governor , or a rat running away from the punishment he deserves as a traitor and a co-conspirator?
Ignorant and unqualified- a shoo in for Alabama office.
He lives in Florida
No one in Alabama knows where Florida is on a map. They think it's somewhere near the Gulf of Nincompoops.
I actually do, i lived there for a few years. Born and raised in Michigan but Alabama resident for the last 30 years. My children were born here and they know where Florida is. All Alabama residents aren’t ignorant just enough are republicans and bible thumpers to make the state operate ignorantly.
And those fuckwits in that State will vote him in, too…
CORRECTION: “Long time Florida resident Sen. Tommy Tuberville is running for governor of Alabama”
Well I mean can you blame him? It's Alabama after all. Who the hell wants to live there?!?
Comparing Alabama and Florida is like saying which STI is better…
I'm partial to the Hawkeye or Wide Body Hatch. But the later STIs were great too.
Good point, although most of Florida isn’t much better these days.
Hey, people do live there. Unfortunately, the state politicians don't give a fuck.
Yep. But who keeps electing those awful state politicians? Folks living there have to share their state with those people.
If gerrymandering wasn't instituted, the outcomes would be different, I believe.
Us Senate is a Statewide race. So is governor.
We were discussing why Alabama sucks and that it’s mostly due to Alabama consistently electing awful STATE politicians. That IS a gerrymandering issue, except for governor. No doubt voter suppression is also a big factor behind their bad politicians, including their senator from Florida.
The OP is about a Senator running for Governor. Neither of those races are affected by gerrymandering. The awful local level politicians can be attributed to gerrymandering, but it doesn't explain why the entire State chooses dipshits too.
Yes & no. If state legislature is GOP & governor is Dem, they could be endlessly fighting & never get anything done. Easy to justify for some voters to have single party in control to get more done. But having said that, Dems are too quick to blame gerrymandering as to why they lose elections.
Alabama deserves him.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his crotch and may his arms be too short to reach them.
Good riddance!
He's about the dumbest thing in politics today.
He plans to Stick that thumb up your @$$.
That means that Alabama will really be last in everything, because Tubberville is very very stupid. To bad this state wants stupid people in charge than smart people
Hopefully, the people of Alabama aren’t so stupid as to vote for him after seeing his record in Congress. Which Democrat should we start supporting to beat him?
It's probably going to be Will Boyd
Dumbo
Sadly he will win, uneducated voters are the GOP bread and butter
Good luck Alabama, world’s dumbest Senator.
He was never even a good coach, wonder if Alabama will elect a Floridian governor of Alabama
Sit the fuck down Tommy! Your significance was over years ago, if it ever existed. Now you are just using your waning years to become a dim-witted charactature that, frankly, reflects badly on all the boomers. Football coach does not equal an intelligent statesman.
We be screwed down here. It appears they will ignore the residency requirement, since he's electable.
Football.
Excellent! Good to know that he’ll finally be utilizing his special intellectual gifts within his state’s borders.
Adios, moron.
Good lets flip the Govenor's seat and the Senate seat both. From Morally bankrupt to Blue.
I never thought he would let go of all the insider information he has access to that makes him the most successful stock trader outside of pelosi
Oh Christ.
I hope they elect him and get him out of the senate
Good, as long as he's our od the Senate. Alabama vote him out!
I feel sorry for Alabama
Good riddance
Roll Tide! Y’all made him the dumbest US Senator in history, you can do the same as Gov.
Come on Alabama, let’s get it! Don’t give your cousin-fucker status away!
Please Alabama kick this crap to the curb
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Hope he doesn't make it.
Can he find Alabama on a map?
Yes. Please constrain his stupidity and anti-American thoughts to Alabama.
Hope he wins because at least he will only wreck one state and not the country
Just say NO to Tommy Tonedeaf Tuberville.