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Politico @politico.com

Sen. Tommy Tuberville is running for Alabama governor, ending weeks of speculation about his ambitions for the state’s highest office.

may 27, 2025, 7:54 pm • 245 64

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Gail Littlefield @gaillittlefield.bsky.social

Alabama deserves better

may 27, 2025, 8:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Paul Rabin @rabinpw.bsky.social

Even though he lives in Florida?

may 27, 2025, 7:55 pm • 25 0 • view
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tomatorose13 🫘 🟦 ❌👑 @mamarose.bsky.social

My maggot jaggoff brother is a resident of Alabama and I bet he’s a big fan of this guy. I hope he takes the SS away!

may 28, 2025, 10:33 am • 0 0 • view
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chelittle.bsky.social @chelittle.bsky.social

Alabama will be smart not to elect that insurrectionist

may 27, 2025, 8:01 pm • 0 1 • view
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Zigzaggreen🇨🇦 @zigzaggreen.bsky.social

Just imagine how he'll fuck up Alabama, it's not like, it's not fucked all ready.

may 27, 2025, 9:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mike W @mikeonajourney.bsky.social

The reality comedy show continues.

may 28, 2025, 2:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Yosemite Sam @i-hate-acronyms.bsky.social

Perfect choice for the leader of the dumbest state. He will win by a landslide.

may 27, 2025, 9:43 pm • 5 0 • view
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orangedeflector @orangedeflector.bsky.social

Congrats Alabama will go from corrupt and stupid to morally bankrupt and even dumber

may 27, 2025, 8:48 pm • 7 0 • view
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ThisNeedsToBeFixed @returntonormalcy.bsky.social

Keep his misguided, idiotic form of patriotism in Alabama and get him out of the Senate. Those voters (at least most of them) deserve him.

may 27, 2025, 9:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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keithhouser6.bsky.social @keithhouser6.bsky.social

Too bad for Alabama.

may 27, 2025, 9:52 pm • 3 0 • view
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ranglecat.bsky.social @ranglecat.bsky.social

From the country's dumbest senator to the country's dumbest governor with possible ambitions to become the country's dumbest president.

may 27, 2025, 11:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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EliKei @elizakei.bsky.social

He probably sees it as his path to President Tuberville🙄🤮

may 27, 2025, 11:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Comeonforsome @comeonforsome.bsky.social

He’s definitely the dumbest fucking senator so he would be just as stupid as a governor

may 28, 2025, 1:58 am • 0 0 • view
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pattimc53.bsky.social @pattimc53.bsky.social

With the 7 year residency requirement , someone should look into the fact that he lives and votes in Florida. Just read an article in AL.com date may 2. Very interesting read.

may 27, 2025, 8:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Saint'Did @saint-did.bsky.social

Tuberville. Lives. In. Florida. ...and the Alabama GOP chairman had a Tennessee driver's license while voting on behalf of Alabama under a fake name, and he sued Alabama over voter ID requirements. Oh, and he had a poll worker fired for reporting his attempt to vote with a fake Alabama ID.

may 28, 2025, 9:24 am • 3 1 • view
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ekittyo.bsky.social @ekittyo.bsky.social

Good, they can keep him away from the rest of us so we are no longer subject to his profound stupidity.

may 27, 2025, 7:56 pm • 51 0 • view
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Madannie @madannie13.bsky.social

oh Alabama you cannot be serious...

may 27, 2025, 11:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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prodemocracyjoe.bsky.social @prodemocracyjoe.bsky.social

Glad to see the dumbest person in the senate leaving.

may 28, 2025, 11:19 am • 2 0 • view
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Farseeing @farseeing.bsky.social

Just get him the fuck outta the senate

may 28, 2025, 12:23 am • 0 0 • view
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GeekyGenie @geekgenie025.bsky.social

Will he be forced to move back to Alabama from Florida?

may 27, 2025, 8:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Larry From Pa @larryfrompa.bsky.social

Good. Unless a capybyra replaces him in the Senate, the average IQ there will go up.

may 27, 2025, 10:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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kevinbicknell.bsky.social @kevinbicknell.bsky.social

So if he wins who's gonna be running the place?

may 28, 2025, 11:20 am • 0 0 • view
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mexiblue.bsky.social @mexiblue.bsky.social

Getting him out of the Senate is more important!

may 27, 2025, 7:59 pm • 20 1 • view
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Matt @dieselsub.bsky.social

I would say his vacancy alone would increase the iq of the Senate... but... Football representatives are rare.

may 27, 2025, 8:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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terraoak8.bsky.social @terraoak8.bsky.social

Bad pick bad choice! You’re an ignorant fool if you put this man in charge of your state!

may 27, 2025, 8:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sean @vidguy76.bsky.social

At least this way when those idiots vote for him they are only potentially screwing up their state and keeping him away from screwing up the nation more.

may 28, 2025, 4:33 am • 1 0 • view
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jkdanthonyian10.bsky.social @jkdanthonyian10.bsky.social

Probably so he can cause so much more damage on a larger scale in this role.

may 27, 2025, 9:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tanny Tomsuit @speaktommy.bsky.social

I guess that means he needs to move to Alabama

may 27, 2025, 8:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dennis M Taylor @dmt4mt.bsky.social

Florida man seeks new job.

may 27, 2025, 9:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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snowmanhunter1 @snowmanhunter1.bsky.social

If the citizens wanted dumb, they didn't have to look far

may 28, 2025, 12:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Michael Markman @mickeleh.bsky.social

Is a Senate seat in Alabama ever really “open”?

may 27, 2025, 8:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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DelteilH @delteilh.bsky.social

He’s certainly proud he was able to remove that thumb from where it had been lodged

may 27, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ouro @ourobolus.bsky.social

Oh, well, at least Alabama doesn't have a track record of electing pieces of sh-- *checks notes* Oh. Oh no. No no no no..

may 27, 2025, 9:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Art & Soul @art-and-soul.bsky.social

Quoting Forrest Gump "Stupid is as stupid does."

may 28, 2025, 1:55 am • 1 0 • view
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Barak Nelson @barakn.bsky.social

You say Tuberville, I say PotatoCity.

may 27, 2025, 11:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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m4a1960.bsky.social @m4a1960.bsky.social

Another government office to turn into cash bank he was a disaster in federal !

may 27, 2025, 10:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Giant Aquatic Centipede @deaddropholiday.bsky.social

Tommy Tupperware. And twice as tacky.

may 27, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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LisaFromEarth @lisafromearth.bsky.social

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may 27, 2025, 8:00 pm • 6 1 • view
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ginny1956.bsky.social @ginny1956.bsky.social

I hope you lose

may 28, 2025, 12:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Inkpenarts (www.inkpenarts.com) @inkone.bsky.social

THIS STUPIDITY IS WHAT YOU GET WITH A REPUBLICAN VOTING BASE FILLED WITH REDNECKS, GRADESCHOOL DROPOUTS, AND DEGENERATE INBREEDERS RUNNING AROUND WAVING VOTING CARDS LIKE IT'S A GRAD SCHOOL DIPLOMA FROM PRINCETON...THERE NEEDS TO BE AN ANNUAL COMPETENCY EXAM TO BE ABLE TO VOTE....😉👍

may 27, 2025, 8:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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I am armed with a Roast Beef and Cheddar.... @oldbamaman.bsky.social

Our state is already in the toilet from years of GQP lack of leadership so nobody would even notice if he actually won.

may 27, 2025, 10:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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scorpion233.bsky.social @scorpion233.bsky.social

No one really noticed Ksy Ivey won. Alabama is a driverless bus filled with idiots.

may 27, 2025, 10:07 pm • 4 0 • view
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madcolorist.bsky.social @madcolorist.bsky.social

He would make a better shoe polisher for Trump.

may 28, 2025, 4:47 am • 0 0 • view
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bobbyleon73.bsky.social @bobbyleon73.bsky.social

not from alabama would love to see doug jones run for senate

may 27, 2025, 9:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Roccaworld @roccaworld.bsky.social

Anything that gets this useless tool out of the Senate

may 27, 2025, 11:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Red Rocker @redrocker.bsky.social

Good. That state is messed up plenty as it is. They deserve him.

may 29, 2025, 1:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Captain Nemo @redrojava.bsky.social

The great state of Alabama that is 52nd in literacy out of 50 states.

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may 28, 2025, 2:12 am • 0 0 • view
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TxTumbleweed @txtumbleweed-onx.bsky.social

Great! Get that moron out of the Senate!

may 28, 2025, 1:29 am • 0 0 • view
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bellyacres.bsky.social @bellyacres.bsky.social

Good job politico , non slanted news , keep up the good work

may 28, 2025, 2:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joeyblueskies @slayer666.bsky.social

What a jackelope

may 27, 2025, 8:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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thegrayghost5.bsky.social @thegrayghost5.bsky.social

Tim: Have at it. It's a loser State. I'm not being a smart ass. Alabama is ranked at 45 to 49th. in as many categories as you can think of👽

may 28, 2025, 12:08 am • 0 0 • view
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beach12.bsky.social @beach12.bsky.social

Alabama is fucked by having this scumbag as their governor

may 28, 2025, 3:55 am • 0 0 • view
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Liza Lou 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @lizalou06.bsky.social

Tuberville, a Florida man, running for the highest office in another state.

may 27, 2025, 8:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan @cyber-dan.bsky.social

Love this for Alabama, one of the shittiest states in America, with the shittiest Senator in America, about to gain the shittiest governor in America.

may 28, 2025, 12:27 am • 7 0 • view
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How You Like Me Now?... @1bigbullshitbill.bsky.social

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may 27, 2025, 11:12 pm • 2 2 • view
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Bizzle @bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social

Does this mean he’ll need to move to Alabama?

may 28, 2025, 12:07 am • 2 0 • view
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Janet Period. @janetperiod.bsky.social

So where does he live now?

may 29, 2025, 2:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Janet Period. @janetperiod.bsky.social

Good riddance.

may 28, 2025, 2:14 am • 0 0 • view
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rclyde.bsky.social @rclyde.bsky.social

Wonder if you have to live in Alabama to be governor ~~

may 28, 2025, 1:19 am • 0 0 • view
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sandy917.bsky.social @sandy917.bsky.social

Good keep him away from the rest of us.

may 27, 2025, 10:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Reluctant Intuit @kosterbelle.bsky.social

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

may 28, 2025, 4:59 am • 0 0 • view
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Cajun @texascajun72.bsky.social

C’mon Alabamians, are you really going to elect this lying idiot to lead your state?

may 27, 2025, 9:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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scorpion233.bsky.social @scorpion233.bsky.social

Probably.

may 27, 2025, 10:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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SuzieQ @suziewonder.bsky.social

A racist governor in Alabama 🤔 what could go wrong there 😂

may 28, 2025, 1:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joe Horger @joehorger.bsky.social

His campaign slogan is the same as the state's motto: "Stupid is as stupid does." I don't get it but I imaging there will be a lot of stupid voting.

may 27, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jackson Tattoo Co @jacksontattooco.bsky.social

Billionaire pocket man gonna take every last penny you got Alabama.

may 27, 2025, 8:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mark Frankel @mark-frankel.bsky.social

I hope he runs and wins. That will keep him far away from the Capitol and while allowing Marsha Blackburn to rightfully claim the mantle of Dumbest Person in the Senate. She’s worked hard for the title and deserves it.

may 27, 2025, 8:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Limehawk @limehawk1.bsky.social

Ron Johnson would like a word. Also, my own disgrace Roger Marshall.

may 27, 2025, 8:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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BG Boogie @bgboogie.bsky.social

Best news all day. Get that twerp outta the senate.

may 27, 2025, 10:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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cj-dodge23.bsky.social @cj-dodge23.bsky.social

Doesn't he live in Flori-duh?

may 28, 2025, 5:21 am • 1 0 • view
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Cherry blossom @chocilate.bsky.social

totally tubular! oh wait he's evil nevermind

may 28, 2025, 2:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Marcus Aurelias 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 💙 @marcusaurelias.bsky.social

Twat finally realises is has exceeded his level of incompetence in the Senate, it will be a few years before he realises the same as Governor

may 27, 2025, 8:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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kiminpdx.bsky.social @kiminpdx.bsky.social

youtu.be/d1neNOmxGAc?...

may 28, 2025, 1:26 am • 0 0 • view
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Michael Gould @mgould.bsky.social

Another 💩

may 27, 2025, 7:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social

Alabama — soon to be ranked 51st in DERP DERP DERP

may 27, 2025, 10:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mark Clemens @markclemens.bsky.social

Terrific. Get this knucklehead out of the Senate. There’s stupid and then there’s just being Tuberville-stupid.

may 27, 2025, 9:35 pm • 17 0 • view
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ranglecat.bsky.social @ranglecat.bsky.social

Not that it matters. Alabama could send a shaved gorilla to the Senate and the effect on the rest of us will be the same- another automatic vote for the most destructive laws Republican benefactors can dream up.

may 27, 2025, 11:44 pm • 5 0 • view
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XennialWanderer🇺🇸🇺🇦🤝⚗️💉🔵🏴‍☠️ @nola2atx78.bsky.social

Oh so maybe Oklahoma won’t be last in education anymore if he wins…🤣😂.

may 27, 2025, 8:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Diane Fourny @dfourny.bsky.social

Good. Get this idiot out of the Senate.

may 28, 2025, 2:39 am • 0 0 • view
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BobInCT @bobinct.bsky.social

Wow, Alabama would elect the stupidest man on the planet to be their governor? Actually, I’m not sure who’s dumber, Trump or Tuberville

may 28, 2025, 4:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Melissa... just me @melissanemeth29.bsky.social

May he get the Roy Moore treatment, unless the cult is no too far gone.

may 27, 2025, 7:57 pm • 6 0 • view
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MarkedInStone @markedinstone.bsky.social

The Senate will not miss his pure idiocy and sycophancy.

may 27, 2025, 8:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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you kept making all the stops? @bluefrommagioh.bsky.social

first stop? Zillow.

may 27, 2025, 8:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jim Barrineau @jwb12.bsky.social

Wow the average IQ is the US Senate is set to soar…

may 27, 2025, 8:10 pm • 7 0 • view
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lisawagner63.bsky.social @lisawagner63.bsky.social

💩

may 28, 2025, 5:46 am • 0 0 • view
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ricosuave1.bsky.social @ricosuave1.bsky.social

Hope he wins so he gets the hell out of the Senate. Easily our dumbest US Senator.

may 27, 2025, 9:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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steveisser.bsky.social @steveisser.bsky.social

Alabama deserves Tuberville. At least that will get him out of the Senate.

may 27, 2025, 8:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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jkelly07.bsky.social @jkelly07.bsky.social

Tele-tubby wants to be Governor? Bhahahaha.

may 28, 2025, 11:24 am • 0 0 • view
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Feathered Stone @stonefeathers.bsky.social

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NavyJim 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇦🌮 @navyjim.bsky.social

Since we elected a moron for President it doesn’t surprise me that one of our most backward states would elect another moron to be their leader. Hell, they made him Senator replacing a very smart man. They realized they needed to course correct. Otherwise, we might think they…might be smart.

may 27, 2025, 9:13 pm • 2 0 • view
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Chris Keppler @chriskeppler.bsky.social

America will miss Tuberville’s keen intellect and insights in the United States Senate. Voting a straight MAGA party line for years must have been grueling.

may 27, 2025, 8:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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hoseyg62.bsky.social @hoseyg62.bsky.social

Oh please, Tommy! GO! Lead them into oblivion!!.. ..AlabaMAGATARDS ..if you choose this fucking MMOOOORRRON… Have at it!!…

may 28, 2025, 4:53 am • 0 0 • view
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Cindy Arnevik @cabbageridge.bsky.social

How do you lead something already in the bottom 10% in everything any further into oblivion?

may 28, 2025, 8:44 am • 0 0 • view
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hoseyg62.bsky.social @hoseyg62.bsky.social

What are you referring to?

may 28, 2025, 3:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cindy Arnevik @cabbageridge.bsky.social

Education, income, you name it they don’t appear any higher than 45th.

may 29, 2025, 6:56 am • 0 0 • view
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Mykel @mykel11.bsky.social

Good riddance yo him, Alabama can keep him if they want him. Hopefully they are smart enough to reject him.

may 27, 2025, 8:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Irsjimmy @irsjimmy109.bsky.social

Nothing says an intelligent electorate like a state ranked among the worst 5 states in most categories, like education, median household income, etc .looking to elect maybe the dumbest Senator in Congress, to be their next governor! The man couldn't name the 3 branches of government..!!

may 28, 2025, 3:18 am • 0 0 • view
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What If I'm Wrong? @what-if-im-wrong.bsky.social

Fuck Tommy

may 27, 2025, 8:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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daniel7680.bsky.social @daniel7680.bsky.social

Lol Alabama deserves him

may 28, 2025, 4:22 am • 2 0 • view
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THE RESISTANCE IS NOW @mimimagoo.bsky.social

Good. Get him out of the Senate!

may 27, 2025, 8:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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nasty10.bsky.social @nasty10.bsky.social

Democrats can win the governorship of Alabama, but you have to motivate the majority of voters. Democrats don’t focus on of these fringe issues that will not help you win the majority of the votes.

may 27, 2025, 8:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Will Heard @heard1.bsky.social

Being a Mississippian not 25 miles from the Alabama state line. I guarantee terrible tommie will be elected in a landslide. Al and Ms always vote against their own interests if there is a R behind the name on ticket Just look at the history of Alabama govs. MS is no better. Voters here do the same

may 28, 2025, 6:16 am • 3 0 • view
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97865342.bsky.social @97865342.bsky.social

You can’t fix stupid.

may 28, 2025, 11:20 am • 1 0 • view
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DRagin @w8d2bxts.bsky.social

Do not vote for terrible Tuberville!! He is as dementive as Trumpty-Dumpty!!!!

may 28, 2025, 12:35 am • 0 0 • view
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MC Grammer @mc-grammer.bsky.social

Dude’s a tool shed

may 28, 2025, 3:10 am • 0 0 • view
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PU @undpa.bsky.social

You should have stayed with being a lousy, losing coach. You suck at life.

may 27, 2025, 8:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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shortygarcia.bsky.social @shortygarcia.bsky.social

i'll work on that campaign. AL can have him and the Senate would be rid of this ignoramus

may 27, 2025, 8:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Randy Prudden @randypr.bsky.social

Tommy, go pound sand in your ass!

may 28, 2025, 7:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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jpfehq.bsky.social @jpfehq.bsky.social

Good luck Alabama! Let him dig his own political grave? Democrats should fight hard for his seat

may 28, 2025, 5:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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BuckieHi @buckiehi.bsky.social

Will he have to move back to Alabama from Florida?

may 28, 2025, 6:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Meridian13 @fkameridian13.bsky.social

Has he said anything about when he's going to move back there from Florida?

may 27, 2025, 8:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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sflobrow.bsky.social @sflobrow.bsky.social

Great news. There's a shortage of intransigent old white men holding public offices

may 28, 2025, 1:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Don Frickel @d5frickel.bsky.social

Does he live on Alabama??

may 27, 2025, 9:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Eileen Pardini 🌎✨🧘‍♀️🗽 @eileenpardini21.bsky.social

And this is America. What a shit show.

may 28, 2025, 4:00 am • 1 0 • view
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chellecon.bsky.social @chellecon.bsky.social

Buh-bye!! ✌️👋

may 27, 2025, 9:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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graham-o.bsky.social @graham-o.bsky.social

No, he just knows his Senate seat is toast and like BoeBert and many others, is looking for a safe bolt hole.

may 27, 2025, 7:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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baseball09.bsky.social @baseball09.bsky.social

Hopefully Bumberville runs all the way to HELL

may 28, 2025, 11:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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MsGayle @msgayle510.bsky.social

Hope his face hits the concrete first

may 27, 2025, 10:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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John Joseph 🇺🇸🇵🇱🇺🇦🇨🇦 @unclevername.bsky.social

How is he going to do this as a resident of Florida?

may 27, 2025, 10:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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AlExpat @theexpat.bsky.social

Does he have to live in Alabama to be governor & will he?

may 27, 2025, 8:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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suzmangum.bsky.social @suzmangum.bsky.social

Most of the state are raging bigots so he will do very well.

may 28, 2025, 1:00 am • 0 0 • view
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That Other Dude @theotherdude.bsky.social

Good! They deserve each other.

may 28, 2025, 3:52 am • 0 0 • view
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RX-78-2 @theundeaddood.bsky.social

Folks bashing Alabama... Alabama ain't all red. Us in the blue DON'T deserve or want Tuberville.

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RX-78-2 @theundeaddood.bsky.social

Also, don forget the former mayor of New York married his cousin. So, if you wanna talk about cousin fuckers....

may 28, 2025, 9:09 am • 1 0 • view
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ajohio2024.bsky.social @ajohio2024.bsky.social

Ok but this isn’t anywhere near a swing state. Trump won by nearly 30 points. Will there even be a legit dem candidate for governor? If you’re a dem and don’t want Tuberville as your governor I’m afraid you may have to move. Sad but true.

may 28, 2025, 11:55 am • 0 0 • view
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RX-78-2 @theundeaddood.bsky.social

It's a binary system (win/lose) when it comes to winning in the electoral college, but it not binary in reality. Bring the baby back and the all the fixtures you threw out with it when you threw the bathwater out.

may 28, 2025, 4:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Adjunct Angel @adjunctangel.bsky.social

vote to make all states blue

may 27, 2025, 8:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Clint Murphy @clintmurphy74.bsky.social

Doesn’t he live in Florida?

may 27, 2025, 11:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lt. Aldo Raine Jr. @blueballls.bsky.social

About time Alabama. Voting for a brilliant person. If ears were brains.

may 27, 2025, 8:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Not Chucky B. @notcharlesbronson.bsky.social

Tuberville is one of the dumbest people I've ever heard speak. I truly wonder how he hasn't forgotten to breathe from time to time.

may 27, 2025, 8:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kiki @sju08.bsky.social

Correction: Sen. Tommy Tuberville, a resident of Santa Rosa Beach, Florida, is running for Alabama governor, ending weeks of speculation about his ambitions for the state’s highest office.

may 27, 2025, 11:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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leolapitz.bsky.social @leolapitz.bsky.social

That's great news. The Senate was a few marbles short of a game with the Dumb Footballer there. Will it help to send him back to Alabama? Depends on if he has more marbles...haha--

may 28, 2025, 2:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Wondering @ninaeliasoph.bsky.social

Isn’t he the Republican who said that tampons should be taxed because they are not necessary. Wasn’t he the one who said that women “should just learn to hold it in?” And wasn’t he the one who thought that keeping IVF legal would decrease the birth rate?

may 28, 2025, 3:19 am • 0 0 • view
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LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social

Good. He can fucking stay there until he drops dead.

may 27, 2025, 8:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Grace Sanchez @querre1.bsky.social

A Florida resident?

may 28, 2025, 6:04 am • 0 0 • view
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threearrows3.bsky.social @threearrows3.bsky.social

Like a Virginian once told me: "Virginia is for lovers, but Alabama is for dummies"

may 28, 2025, 3:57 am • 0 0 • view
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402robin.bsky.social @402robin.bsky.social

Great, get him out of the Senate

may 28, 2025, 12:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Savimbi @thorspopas.bsky.social

The man was a terrible football coach, and is too stupid to be a Senator, much less a Governor.

may 27, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Amethyst Darke 🍀🌈♌ @amethystdarke.bsky.social

Alabama is going to elect a MAGA moron, no matter what. At least Tommy won't be in the Senate. If he wins, will he actually live in Alabama, or stay in Florida?

may 27, 2025, 8:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wait,,,what!? @jkkeck.bsky.social

Great. This will be fkn hilarious

may 28, 2025, 4:04 am • 0 0 • view
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xtrahand1.bsky.social @xtrahand1.bsky.social

Whose the lucky one to take over his Senate seat .

may 29, 2025, 12:09 am • 0 0 • view
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sl-1962.bsky.social @sl-1962.bsky.social

My mates at “ The Happy Bargeman “, say he doesn’t even know where Alabama is located. My mates always keep me laughing.

may 27, 2025, 11:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Vincent Guacci @sciencevinman.bsky.social

I don't think Alabama is ranked 50th in all categories but if dumb as shit Tuberville becomes governor they just might become dead last across the board.

may 28, 2025, 4:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rose🌺 @luiza-99.bsky.social

That means that Alabama will really be last in everything, because Tubberville is very very stupid. To bad this state wants stupid people in charge than smart people

may 28, 2025, 12:26 am • 3 0 • view
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amajen.bsky.social @amajen.bsky.social

I hope he wins so we’ll be rid of him in the Senate. But I’m also sad for the people of Alabama since they need so much help to improve their state. Tuberville is not that kind of leader.

may 28, 2025, 1:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Denny Dorko @dennydorko.bsky.social

This is good because as governor he will only be able to ruin one state instead of the 50 he is trying to ruin as a Senator.

may 27, 2025, 8:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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tomcinillinois @tjdcrny.bsky.social

If he wins, he will be replaced in the Senate by a less stupid fascist.

may 27, 2025, 8:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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nana-nj.bsky.social @nana-nj.bsky.social

Jesus wept.

may 27, 2025, 9:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cid Gunston-Parks, PhD @dawque.bsky.social

What’s Sara Huckabee think??

may 27, 2025, 8:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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bombaycrone.bsky.social @bombaycrone.bsky.social

I thought Tommy Tuberville lived in Florida!

may 28, 2025, 5:22 am • 1 0 • view
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Alabama, you can do better.

may 27, 2025, 11:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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fitzgeraldmom.bsky.social @fitzgeraldmom.bsky.social

Alabama you can’t be that crazy!!! Surely you have better options?

may 28, 2025, 8:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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chasenleaks.bsky.social @chasenleaks.bsky.social

Alabama deserves Tuberville

may 27, 2025, 9:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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deadsaint.bsky.social @deadsaint.bsky.social

Mr. Syphilis... allegedly, everybody is saying he is a walking VD... I don't know. It's probably not true. I mean who knows right?

may 27, 2025, 8:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Stoic Life @slotraret.bsky.social

Who will keep the Senate together?

may 28, 2025, 1:18 am • 0 0 • view
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johnsonfromwi.bsky.social @johnsonfromwi.bsky.social

Not a whole lotta faith these idiot hillbillies won’t finally send him to the retirement home he deserves, but there is always hope!

may 27, 2025, 9:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Troy Bullwinkle @chainmailandangst.bsky.social

Hopefully he loses that AND his senate sea, that way we can all be rid of Tommy Tubesteak.

may 27, 2025, 9:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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ididntvote4him-0.bsky.social @ididntvote4him-0.bsky.social

True desire to be governor , or a rat running away from the punishment he deserves as a traitor and a co-conspirator?

may 27, 2025, 9:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Peg @honestweighman.bsky.social

Ignorant and unqualified- a shoo in for Alabama office.

may 27, 2025, 11:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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rebel7961.bsky.social @rebel7961.bsky.social

He lives in Florida

may 27, 2025, 9:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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scorpion233.bsky.social @scorpion233.bsky.social

No one in Alabama knows where Florida is on a map. They think it's somewhere near the Gulf of Nincompoops.

may 27, 2025, 10:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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rebel7961.bsky.social @rebel7961.bsky.social

I actually do, i lived there for a few years. Born and raised in Michigan but Alabama resident for the last 30 years. My children were born here and they know where Florida is. All Alabama residents aren’t ignorant just enough are republicans and bible thumpers to make the state operate ignorantly.

may 27, 2025, 10:34 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social

And those fuckwits in that State will vote him in, too…

may 27, 2025, 9:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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The UnKaren @kareneubanks.bsky.social

CORRECTION: “Long time Florida resident Sen. Tommy Tuberville is running for governor of Alabama”

may 27, 2025, 8:05 pm • 46 3 • view
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hazdaz.bsky.social @hazdaz.bsky.social

Well I mean can you blame him? It's Alabama after all. Who the hell wants to live there?!?

may 27, 2025, 9:39 pm • 4 0 • view
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I love 8647 @meh3030.bsky.social

Comparing Alabama and Florida is like saying which STI is better…

may 28, 2025, 11:44 am • 1 0 • view
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hazdaz.bsky.social @hazdaz.bsky.social

I'm partial to the Hawkeye or Wide Body Hatch. But the later STIs were great too.

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may 28, 2025, 11:51 am • 0 0 • view
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The UnKaren @kareneubanks.bsky.social

Good point, although most of Florida isn’t much better these days.

may 27, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Octoman @oct63.bsky.social

Hey, people do live there. Unfortunately, the state politicians don't give a fuck.

may 27, 2025, 11:02 pm • 4 0 • view
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The UnKaren @kareneubanks.bsky.social

Yep. But who keeps electing those awful state politicians? Folks living there have to share their state with those people.

may 27, 2025, 11:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Octoman @oct63.bsky.social

If gerrymandering wasn't instituted, the outcomes would be different, I believe.

may 27, 2025, 11:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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stormwooten.bsky.social @stormwooten.bsky.social

Us Senate is a Statewide race. So is governor.

may 28, 2025, 12:09 am • 0 0 • view
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The UnKaren @kareneubanks.bsky.social

We were discussing why Alabama sucks and that it’s mostly due to Alabama consistently electing awful STATE politicians. That IS a gerrymandering issue, except for governor. No doubt voter suppression is also a big factor behind their bad politicians, including their senator from Florida.

may 28, 2025, 6:10 am • 0 0 • view
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stormwooten.bsky.social @stormwooten.bsky.social

The OP is about a Senator running for Governor. Neither of those races are affected by gerrymandering. The awful local level politicians can be attributed to gerrymandering, but it doesn't explain why the entire State chooses dipshits too.

may 28, 2025, 5:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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hazdaz.bsky.social @hazdaz.bsky.social

Yes & no. If state legislature is GOP & governor is Dem, they could be endlessly fighting & never get anything done. Easy to justify for some voters to have single party in control to get more done. But having said that, Dems are too quick to blame gerrymandering as to why they lose elections.

may 28, 2025, 5:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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QuakerOrts🫘 ᴜs @quakerorts.bsky.social

Alabama deserves him.

may 28, 2025, 2:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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generalburkhalter.bsky.social @generalburkhalter.bsky.social

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his crotch and may his arms be too short to reach them.

may 27, 2025, 8:17 pm • 4 0 • view
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mlco.bsky.social @mlco.bsky.social

Low bar to get improvement www.usnews.com/news/best-st...

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may 27, 2025, 8:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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oregongirl.bsky.social @oregongirl.bsky.social

Good riddance!

may 27, 2025, 8:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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DollParts69 @dollparts69.bsky.social

He's about the dumbest thing in politics today.

may 27, 2025, 11:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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joedferg.bsky.social @joedferg.bsky.social

He plans to Stick that thumb up your @$$.

may 27, 2025, 9:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Khr5@bsky.com @khr5.bsky.social

That means that Alabama will really be last in everything, because Tubberville is very very stupid. To bad this state wants stupid people in charge than smart people

may 27, 2025, 11:17 pm • 4 0 • view
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tad2546.bsky.social @tad2546.bsky.social

Hopefully, the people of Alabama aren’t so stupid as to vote for him after seeing his record in Congress. Which Democrat should we start supporting to beat him?

may 27, 2025, 9:53 pm • 4 0 • view
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SpiritFishin 🖤🩶🤍💜 @spiritfishin.bsky.social

It's probably going to be Will Boyd

may 27, 2025, 10:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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PersonManWomanCameraTV @katwal.bsky.social

Dumbo

may 28, 2025, 2:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kardaan-Prime @kardaan-prime.bsky.social

Sadly he will win, uneducated voters are the GOP bread and butter

may 27, 2025, 8:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cynthia J Krueger @cynthiakrueger.bsky.social

Good luck Alabama, world’s dumbest Senator.

may 27, 2025, 9:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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oddman49.bsky.social @oddman49.bsky.social

He was never even a good coach, wonder if Alabama will elect a Floridian governor of Alabama

may 28, 2025, 12:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kathleen P @kathpadden.bsky.social

Sit the fuck down Tommy! Your significance was over years ago, if it ever existed. Now you are just using your waning years to become a dim-witted charactature that, frankly, reflects badly on all the boomers. Football coach does not equal an intelligent statesman.

may 27, 2025, 8:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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waynesp.bsky.social @waynesp.bsky.social

We be screwed down here. It appears they will ignore the residency requirement, since he's electable.

may 27, 2025, 8:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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namtra @namtra5455.bsky.social

Football.

may 28, 2025, 1:12 am • 0 0 • view
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tarheel81.bsky.social @tarheel81.bsky.social

Excellent! Good to know that he’ll finally be utilizing his special intellectual gifts within his state’s borders.

may 27, 2025, 8:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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kbmcgrat1.bsky.social @kbmcgrat1.bsky.social

Adios, moron.

may 27, 2025, 9:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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vanala.bsky.social @vanala.bsky.social

Good lets flip the Govenor's seat and the Senate seat both. From Morally bankrupt to Blue.

may 27, 2025, 8:11 pm • 4 0 • view
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jdarden86.bsky.social @jdarden86.bsky.social

I never thought he would let go of all the insider information he has access to that makes him the most successful stock trader outside of pelosi

may 27, 2025, 8:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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dancelittlesister.bsky.social @dancelittlesister.bsky.social

Oh Christ.

may 27, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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railroader.bsky.social @railroader.bsky.social

I hope they elect him and get him out of the senate

may 28, 2025, 6:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cinders @suzannedspain.bsky.social

Good, as long as he's our od the Senate. Alabama vote him out!

may 27, 2025, 11:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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jim410.bsky.social @jim410.bsky.social

I feel sorry for Alabama

may 28, 2025, 7:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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fistfighter @mcrascle.bsky.social

Good riddance

may 27, 2025, 8:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Wick @dback9.bsky.social

Roll Tide! Y’all made him the dumbest US Senator in history, you can do the same as Gov.

may 28, 2025, 3:28 am • 4 0 • view
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demur.bsky.social @demur.bsky.social

Come on Alabama, let’s get it! Don’t give your cousin-fucker status away!

may 28, 2025, 6:42 am • 0 0 • view
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🦋SnarkyNana🦋 @1fsunole.bsky.social

Please Alabama kick this crap to the curb

may 27, 2025, 10:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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MartyE @magmart60.bsky.social

🤮

may 27, 2025, 11:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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Octoman @oct63.bsky.social

Hope he doesn't make it.

may 27, 2025, 10:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Elaine @mypups.bsky.social

Can he find Alabama on a map?

may 27, 2025, 8:09 pm • 4 0 • view
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laverneousdonkler.bsky.social @laverneousdonkler.bsky.social

Yes. Please constrain his stupidity and anti-American thoughts to Alabama.

may 27, 2025, 8:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Silence Dogoode @silencedoogoode.bsky.social

Hope he wins because at least he will only wreck one state and not the country

may 27, 2025, 8:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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GloriaLynn @glorialynn.bsky.social

Just say NO to Tommy Tonedeaf Tuberville.

may 27, 2025, 8:40 pm • 3 0 • view