As hundreds of thousands marched in "No Kings" protests across the country, President Donald Trump celebrated his birthday at a massive military parade he's dreamed of for years.
As hundreds of thousands marched in "No Kings" protests across the country, President Donald Trump celebrated his birthday at a massive military parade he's dreamed of for years.
Is it time to introduce Americans to #HaltDieFresseSpringerpresse now that it's a Springer property? 🤔
I’m seeing credible estimates of 5 million No Kings protesters.
Donny and his cabinet seemed very bored at his dream parade
Hmm. Unfollow
go to hell Politico.
ABSOFUCKINGLY RIGHT. POLITICO IS A PUSSY AND SUCKS!!!!!!
Hundreds of thousands??????
I don’t get it. Was the parade a massive display of strength or an embarrassing epic fail?
Millions marched. 11 million and counting. Not hundreds of thousands. Millions. And the “massive military parade” couldn’t even fill the grandstands lining the route.
Was Trump signaling that he was in distress? From the U.S. Flag Code: "No disrespect should be shown to the flag of the United States of America (a)The flag should never be displayed with the union down, except as a signal of dire distress"
Over 3 million people marched
All by himself
Did y'all cry when you wrote this? This shit is embarrassing.
The only massive thing at that “perade” was the orange ego.
Poor con don, surrounded by plexiglass.
Hundreds of thousands?????
“Massive” says the fascist laundering propaganda tabloid Politico.
You guys suck.
Every Single Crowd, At Every Single 'No Kings' Rally, In Every Single RED State, Was FAR Larger Than The Crowd At That DC Parade.
A massive (?) Parade with a minuscule “crowd”.
Loser!
Post a correction @politico.com
Politico. As bitchmade as ever.
Interesting journalistic technigue, Politico, report on a parade you clearly didn't watch because everyone who did watch is talking about what an epic goat fuck it was.
Politico must be talking about the tanks. #euphemismjournalism
*Millions* of people marched to tell Trump to fuck off. Trump’s parade was flaccid and dull. It was not “massive” by any shape or form.
Massive now. Look man, it was an itty bitty sh*t show to stroke the vanity of a temper tantrum throwing 4 year old. Period. Even the actual parade/participants was smaller than the Macy's t.g. parade f.f.s. Let's not even get into how few people attended the money waster.
Unfollowing this garbage “news” outfit.
Politico …. May I have a word? His parade was a disaster. Attendance was pathetic.
A bored time was had by all.
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Lol...you've got to be kidding?
Such a shame that Trump, because of his over inflated ego, ruined what should have been a great celebration for your military & your country.
ROFL! Now try to make it seem like there was a hundred thousand of people at the Trump Fiasco. Say something like "Unprecedented crowds of millions", or some shit.
Hi, totally legit news org. When you report “hundreds of thousands”, was it a failure to do journalism or was it an intentional understatement by a factor of 10, and thus propaganda in service of power? bsky.app/profile/gell...
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These is some real cowardly, straight up lyin headlines
lmao
Millions marched... Not just hundreds of thousands...
Do we have the final cost of Peckerwood’s Pompous Parade? This asshole should personally pay for it. Use your $Trump shitcoin profits that you grifted out of your dumbass sycophants. I guess Trump still would not be paying for it but at least his idiots would be .
Be careful what you wish for, Don the Con!
You dick sucking losers.
blink five times if you need help
It’s sad when the only people that show up to your birthday party are essentially the people you pay to be there.
Massive🤣. I told you mainstream media is owned by Lagars and they pimp out lies all day long. You can’t trust anything they say our print.
US media is state propaganda, no different from North Korean media.
“Hundreds of thousands” is not how you spell millions.
and almost no one showed up!
Indivisible estimates more than five million marched. (Estimates for Boston alone are a million.) The parade while featuring many soldiers and various equipment had much lower attendance than the admin was expecting and had prepared for.
Hundreds of thousands? Boston had 1 million. Philly was over 100k. That’s just 2 of 2,000 protests. Do you enjoy being Trump’s fluffer?
what brand of kneepads do you use at Politico
Not “hundreds of thousands”. Millions.
It’s Millions, as in maybe 11+. Big difference, can you see it?
Well this is embarrassing for you, isn’t it?
You misspelled “tens of millions”
Trump's dictator "allies" are LAUGHING at the U.S. They see the SLOPPY presentation of the Army's 250th parade and point out how undisciplined the troupes were; out of step, looking like they were casually walking the route, and the tank crews waving at the audience. Looked like Hegseth planned it
A lot of people don’t like President Trump I get it but it gets ridiculous when you are bashing a parade honoring our Army on its 250th Anniversary.
Nobody is bashing the military - even they know this parade was a mistake as was sending the Marines to CA. We are bashing fascism.
Should’ve known a 4-star general could outsmart DJT & Pete. Army followed orders & made sure they weren’t political pawns! Sent the worst marchers, squeakiest tanks. Allowed untucked shirts, laying on tanks like sunbathers. Army made it so boring VIPs couldn’t fake smiles. THAT is 4-D chess!!
There were more military participants than any crowd attending the Never-King's parade birthday party.
A lot of time and money for an ED cure.
Maybe his daddy will love him now…
It’s helpful when you lie in your ledes because it allows us to point this out and let people know they can ignore everything you say.
Recount? www.wcvb.com/article/more...
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As more than 1 million marched across the country to protest the illegal authoritarian Trump regime, old sleepy Donald naps at the parade he threw in his own honor FTFY
Millions bitch. Millions.
And no one showed up to watch besides Fox News www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJtn...
Millions.
Come on @politico.com ! Stop lieing to us. JFC!🤬
“Massive” what is imtended by this adjective? The military parade or the support? Do better
“Massive” - an adjective suggesting significantly large numbers none of which occurred. Do better and stop your bias- if we wanted stenographers we’d ask for them
I always thought good journalism was based on an adherence to the truth. Keep trying, Politico
What a sad, pathetic loser. Btw you know full well millions marched. Stop being such a terrible right wing rag.
Oh come on
Umm… MILLIONS marched in protest of the felon
“Massive.” Uh…
Ooof. Looks like Politico got the memo to start skewing the numbers with loaded, but noncommittal words. Cute.
Politico has lost the plot. Or rather, Politico has sold out the plot. Like Jake Tapper. Like Chris Cilliza.
Politico. Was Trump's parade bigger than any of the no kings protest?
Fascist un-American rag.
It was millions protesting, and a dictator put on a shitty fascist display for his own vanity. This article is pure slop and you should delete it.
You mean “as *millions* marched in “No Kings” protests…” Fixed it for you
Ok I thought the same. Because in my town alone which is a small town we had well over 2000 so WTF
Thank you!!
More people turned out to see the pope over dumpy and his penis parade.
Ehm, it’s many ‘millions’ Politico. What you can’t see them from your German AfD headquarters?
In what sense was it “massive?” Show your work.
A FUCKING JOKE, JUST LIKE THE ORANGE FELON. BONE SPURS IS A DISGRACE AND MUST BE ARRESTED FOR TREASON AND IMPRISONED.
And nobody showed up because they were all at the "No Kings" protests everywhere else! 🤣
Yes, he can cos-play being a vet like he cosplays being Pope or a decent person rather than the piece of shit he has been his entire life.
Lolz, "massive" it wasn't.
Millions. Fuck Politico.
GTFO 😂
Thousands of thousands brother
Massive??! Uh, fu*king nah. Not massive. You're thinking of the 11 million who protested against him.
You do know that people... have eyes, right?
hundreds of thousands is a weird way of saying 11 MILLLION bsky.app/profile/altn...
Reported for mis-information. Millions marked "No Kings" say and the only thing massive at the 'parade' is the disinformation being shoveled by the likes of Politico.
"massive"...Costco opening day has more attendance.
Politico spinning in trump's favor...again. 🤢🤮
That is not the story politico and you know it!!! The story is that no one turned out for that 60 mil waste of tax payer dollars!!! And that they are so scared of Americans the erected 10 foot high fence like our U.S. army would be attacked
The staff at politico all got their journalism degrees from the University of Pyongyang.
Hundreds of thousands? Hahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahhahahha try MILLIONS POLITICO!! Sheesh can’t anyone who is anyone tell the damn truth anymore?
Three Massive Things at the Birthday Parade 1. Trump's ego 2. The tanks 3. Legacy media's fawning fealty
It was millions honey. And you left off the part where the military "parade" only had a 250k (by the admin cheerleader estimate), most of whom had to be paid in some capacity. In crypto.
TFW you're celebrating your birthday at a massive military parade you've dreamed of for years
Looks like he’s the only one there. Oh well. As they say, fuck around & find out & karma’s a bitch.
"Massive". Politico is dangerously negligent.
Truth! I guess I can check them off my long list of lying POS donald ass kissers.
MILLIONS MARCHED
A better headline would be, "News media suck up to fascist wannabe-dictator for no good reason whatsoever"
Was it massive? Massively attended or massively expensive….
CHEETO BENITO
You mean millions. Math.
What a sad, sad man he is. . .
What a sad excuse for journalism politico is
I’m just curious…do you know the meaning of the word massive?
Also, go fuck yourself.
“Massive”?
CORRECTION: It wasn’t “hundreds of thousands.” It was 12 Million! Facts matter 🎉🇺🇸
“Why don’t people take us seriously” asks outlet that has invertebrate levels of integrity.
Massive? you mean massively empty, right? youtube.com/shorts/-EL70...
Hehehe he looks so tiny in this pic
Poor use of taxpayer funds.
Jesus, Politico...this in NO WAY reflects what actually happened.
If by massive you mean expensive and not well attended, then sure…we can go with that.
“Massive” doing a lot of work there, bub.
Wrong. Millions protested.
You mean he dreamt of tanks with squeaky tires in a deafening environment for his birthday?
Politico: we’re pussies at counting.
M I L L I O N S
MILLIONS MILLIONS
Go to X, Politico!
... in a Pope bubble...
Typo detected. It should be "As millions marched"
And "sad shambling military parade"
“hundreds of thousands” is a strange way to say 11 million.
he looks so alone at his parade behind all that security glass talking to himself. 🤣
With a piddly ass crowd and squeaky tanks
yeah a massive dud, you bums
Millions. It was millions you paltroon.
Also, excellent use of "paltroon".
Politico, probably: "There are hundreds of thousands in millions." Like 5,000,000 is 50 hundreds of thousands!