A 19-year-old man known as “Big Balls,” who played a key role in the DOGE initiative to shrink the size of government, was assaulted over the weekend in DC.
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aug 6, 2025, 7:36 pm • 8 1 • view
Well isn't that special
aug 6, 2025, 7:41 pm • 0 0 • view
19 year old fascist with access to power. Fuck all you dipshits who voted for the orange pedophile
aug 6, 2025, 7:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh baloney, this "apparent carjacking" thing seems so incredibly bogus. I'm guessing the idiot tried to buy drugs and got in over his head.
aug 6, 2025, 9:30 pm • 4 0 • view
Probably tried to stiff the middle man.
aug 7, 2025, 6:08 am • 0 0 • view
Well, I guess "Big Balls" really ain't got 'Big Balls', does he?🤔
aug 6, 2025, 7:36 pm • 19 0 • view
Nope, especially when the persons in custody are 15-years-old. It's one male and one female. Maybe he needs to change his name to "No Balls".
aug 7, 2025, 3:59 am • 1 0 • view
Almost like he's just another blowhard conservative who wilts when confronted then plays the victim.
aug 6, 2025, 7:49 pm • 11 0 • view
Wait. Why do we believe him?? We need year and years of reports from almost 30 people who had similar experiences before we will look into this. #ListenToTheGirls
aug 6, 2025, 8:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Big Ballz has been shrunk down to size
aug 8, 2025, 12:11 am • 0 0 • view
See no one knew who he was if they had known the car jacker's and the person getting their car stolen would have joined in on beating the crap out of him
aug 6, 2025, 7:52 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 7, 2025, 5:14 am • 0 0 • view
The way it works is karma choses a vessel(s). I Mr (not so) Big Balls knows what's good for him, he should change his ways and quit, because karma will only strike hard the next time.
aug 8, 2025, 7:00 pm • 0 0 • view
His Big Mouth, no doubt. Meh. Welcome to reality, where you're hated.
aug 6, 2025, 7:50 pm • 0 0 • view
🎻
aug 7, 2025, 1:37 am • 1 0 • view
Thoughts and prayers
aug 6, 2025, 9:29 pm • 2 0 • view
Sounds like theater. If he truly had big balls, he would have taken care of business against this group of kids. Let's change the law that the white elite christofacists will refuse to follow.
aug 6, 2025, 7:51 pm • 2 0 • view
I guess you could say he got his big balls busted.
aug 6, 2025, 10:06 pm • 6 0 • view
He was out at 3:00 am to epstein his evening.
aug 6, 2025, 11:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Couldn’t happen to a better person, I wish that for him
aug 6, 2025, 8:54 pm • 3 0 • view
Ha! It was probably ketchup.
aug 6, 2025, 7:39 pm • 0 0 • view
So he really has tiny balls?
aug 6, 2025, 7:45 pm • 0 0 • view
Did they assault his balls?
aug 6, 2025, 10:59 pm • 1 0 • view
he must not have flashed them!
aug 6, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 0 • view
The shrinkage hit big balls in the end.
aug 7, 2025, 12:22 am • 1 0 • view
"19 year old man" when they rape the government. "aspiring teenager" when they rape a woman behind a dumpster.
aug 6, 2025, 7:37 pm • 43 1 • view
His first name is now "KickedInThe".
aug 6, 2025, 7:36 pm • 5 0 • view
his usaid cuts have killed 300 thousand ,and is projected to kill 14 million .fuck mini hitler. plus ,these folks lie about every single thing.
aug 6, 2025, 7:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Is there a legal defense fund for the heroes who carried this out?
aug 6, 2025, 7:42 pm • 7 0 • view
The odds of Mr itty bitty balls being caught up in a random carjacking are slim to none.. This story is almost certainly a fabrication.. and, as someone else already commented, he was probably trying to buy drugs..
aug 8, 2025, 1:20 am • 0 0 • view
It was Biden.
aug 6, 2025, 7:43 pm • 5 0 • view
aug 11, 2025, 8:28 pm • 0 0 • view
We've got the biggest balls of them all.
aug 6, 2025, 7:54 pm • 5 0 • view
Assaulted by someone he helped assault.
aug 6, 2025, 9:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Well he did assault the American citizens first. Could this be Karma coming back to bite him in the ass???
aug 7, 2025, 5:31 pm • 0 0 • view
19 year old making decisions on thousands of people’s livelihoods? Yeah he deserved it
aug 7, 2025, 3:04 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 6, 2025, 7:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Here is to hoping it is a trend.
aug 6, 2025, 8:49 pm • 2 0 • view
Thank you who ever they are!
aug 6, 2025, 8:23 pm • 2 0 • view
He was beat up by little X, Musk’s kid.
aug 7, 2025, 12:29 am • 2 0 • view
“Big Balls” Eddie Coristine sounds like an Italian mobster from The Godfather. Obviously the name is a misnomer.
aug 6, 2025, 8:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Karma, I was waiting for you to send a wind gust on the White House roof yesterday but this is a good second.
aug 6, 2025, 7:37 pm • 9 1 • view
I don't condone violence but am willing to make an exception.
aug 6, 2025, 7:38 pm • 30 0 • view
aug 6, 2025, 8:53 pm • 3 0 • view
So now should he be referred to as “Swollen Balls”?
aug 7, 2025, 5:54 am • 0 0 • view
“If you are mean, bad things might happen to you. The expression "karma's a bitch" is generally used when you did something that wasn't especially good, and it comes back to you. It's kind of a "get what you give" type of thing.” www.italkicom “What's the meaning of "karma is a bitch"
aug 6, 2025, 9:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Gee its almost like the public is angry about Trump & Maga.
aug 6, 2025, 7:46 pm • 0 0 • view
😊
aug 6, 2025, 8:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Thoughts and Prayers 🙄
aug 7, 2025, 3:43 am • 0 0 • view
Was he kicked in the balls? 🤞
aug 6, 2025, 7:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Gosh so sad for big little balls.
aug 7, 2025, 4:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Hopefully it happens again. And again. And again for the rest of his life.
aug 6, 2025, 9:42 pm • 3 0 • view
oh, how terrible. i hope his big ballz didn't get hurt - - - lol
aug 6, 2025, 7:39 pm • 0 0 • view
This should be the norm #bashthefash
aug 6, 2025, 10:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Looks like he met a dude named Bigger Balls.
aug 6, 2025, 8:03 pm • 2 0 • view
Well, two 15-year-olds. One male and one female (you go, girl).
aug 7, 2025, 4:02 am • 0 0 • view
Bigballs no mo!
aug 6, 2025, 7:42 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 6, 2025, 8:14 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 7, 2025, 11:49 am • 0 0 • view
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aug 6, 2025, 8:11 pm • 1 0 • view
👏👏👏👏👏 glad to har it. Hope it happens, again.
aug 6, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view
They WERE big, but not anymore.....
aug 6, 2025, 8:06 pm • 0 0 • view
BWAHAHAHAHA 🤣 🤣 🤣
aug 6, 2025, 7:41 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 7, 2025, 11:48 am • 1 0 • view
hard to believe a dude who nicknames himself bigballs didn't handle the situation
aug 6, 2025, 7:40 pm • 4 1 • view
These alpha males are really rather pathetic
aug 6, 2025, 7:37 pm • 1 0 • view
I don’t feel bad about this one
aug 6, 2025, 7:48 pm • 3 0 • view
Did he instigate it??
aug 6, 2025, 7:37 pm • 0 0 • view
And yet he will still pop off and not learn any lessons.
aug 6, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Too bad.
aug 6, 2025, 7:47 pm • 1 0 • view
Love this for him.
aug 6, 2025, 9:30 pm • 0 0 • view
You only get what you give...
aug 6, 2025, 9:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Aw, that's ashame
aug 6, 2025, 8:05 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 6, 2025, 7:58 pm • 5 0 • view
Edward Small…Balls
aug 6, 2025, 7:37 pm • 2 0 • view
Putting a clown 🤡 into the WH turns it into a circus 🎪
aug 6, 2025, 8:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Now we know what happens during recess with President Kindergarten.
aug 6, 2025, 8:34 pm • 2 0 • view
Guess his balls aren’t so big now.
aug 6, 2025, 7:52 pm • 2 0 • view
his new name is now big bruise .
aug 6, 2025, 8:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Karma is a bitch
aug 7, 2025, 12:38 am • 4 0 • view
The racist asshole already fired once and rehired or the guy who released confidential data from his employer to try to blackmail him? Or both?
aug 6, 2025, 7:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe he should leave the US, you know, for his safety. It would appear there are a lot of people who may have violent thoughts about him.
aug 6, 2025, 9:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Reminder, this is the guy that said"I was racist before it was cool"
aug 6, 2025, 7:53 pm • 4 0 • view
It’s called KARMA. Zero fucks given by me. You reap what you sow. Big Balls can learn the hard way.
aug 6, 2025, 7:55 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 6, 2025, 7:35 pm • 32 1 • view
Every cloud...
aug 6, 2025, 7:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Guess he wasn’t alpha enough
aug 6, 2025, 7:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Soooooooo What. He wouldn’t care about any normal citizen why should we care about him as a any day government employee
aug 6, 2025, 8:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Who the fuck cares. The real tragedy is he's still alive.
aug 6, 2025, 7:48 pm • 6 0 • view
This, whoever jumped him needs to circle the block and finish the job
aug 6, 2025, 11:57 pm • 2 0 • view
I call BS on this whole story
aug 6, 2025, 8:03 pm • 2 0 • view
Photos, video? It didn’t happen
aug 6, 2025, 8:22 pm • 2 0 • view
That's some good news and some good trouble
aug 6, 2025, 7:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Big Balls, who was beaten up by teenagers, "called for a change in the law so that the juveniles who attacked him could be charged as adults."
aug 7, 2025, 3:10 am • 1 0 • view
I wonder why.
aug 6, 2025, 9:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Karma…
aug 7, 2025, 2:43 am • 2 0 • view
“Man”
aug 6, 2025, 7:36 pm • 2 0 • view
thoughts n' prayers bro
aug 6, 2025, 7:56 pm • 8 0 • view
A dude that goes by "big balls" got an ass whooping by a teenager. 🤣😂
aug 6, 2025, 8:20 pm • 2 0 • view