Corey Lewandowski, the former Trump campaign manager-turned-Department of Homeland Security senior adviser, is involved in green-lighting six-figure DHS contracts. His involvement has contributed to a bottleneck at the agency that has rankled members of the administration.
pretty sure he's rankling Kristi Noem on the daily
He has his hand out. The bribes come to him. That way his girlfriend has plausible deniability. Nothing but thief’s and liars
The guy has been a complete tool since the orange meatball came down the escalator. Remember his famous “…. Womp womp…”? Mocking a special needs child.
Puppy-murderer's wife. Hmmm
His main job title is Noem's side piece.
Who’s he sleeping with again?
👉 Corey Lewandowski admitted under oath in 2019 that Trump asked him to illegally obstruct Justice. Exactly as in the Mueller Report. A crime up to 20yrs! One of 5. Lack of Justice is why we are here. Long before elections.
And you will never get that context from a piece of shit rag like Politico. No idea how their pathetic fascist bootlicking screed ended up in my feed, but muting and blocking immediately. I suggest you all do the same. Exhibit A for why we live under fascism now - this yearbook style bullshit
If you bang the Department Head you get to have a say. That's just the rule here. You know, Trump stuff. She's a girl, Corey's a white guy. Clearly, he gets to say what goes. #ButtSnorkelers fill the Cabinet and the Congress.
Yes, but he is boning Kristi Noem.
Wow, you failed to mention the fact that he is sleeping with the boss. Guess it slipped your mind while caping for Trump, huh?
And he’s sleeping with the boss in my opinion🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Yes-a-roo! This symbol of “family values” wants to keep her side piece close.
Whomp whomp
And fornicating with the Secretary.
“181 current and former employees on Monday said the contract approval process has compromised FEMA’s performance. They wrote that practice delayed response teams from hitting the ground after July 4 flooding in central Texas that killed 138 people.” Noem and her bed buddy, are total cons. 😕
The people who signed their names to that letter have been suspended.
Of course, that’s what fascists do.
How long before the two running mouths go at each other with slaps and fists. I look forward to that day.
Lewandowski will never have hemorrhoids ... he is a perfect asshole
I disagree. Respectfully. Lewandowski is the hemorrhoid.
LOL
This is corrupt to the core. He could do that because he's sleeping with the inept boss whose only qualification is brutally killing her dog, hoping that she will extend same brutality to immigrants. This is the most stupid time to be alive.
He’s still useless? Shocking. Not
at least their incompetence slows down their racist violence and trafficking
Republicans are doing a great job destroying themselves. If only Dems kept up. What happened to DOGE giving Russia password to US data then threatened the whistleblower? Then Elon quit the next week. Are we all just ignoring this treason?
Too often we hear the GQP is at their end. Yet here we still are.
Miller just called Democrats a domestic terrorist organization. Seems worse than deplorable. Bring it on. If this ignorant little group tries a coup they will be met with hundreds of millions here and around the globe demanding they ate arrested for treason. US would grind to a halt.
Who the fuck cares what the WH nazi says? I don't care. Nothing he says is worth a flushed turd. 100's of millions around the globe? Seriously? Did you think before including that bit in your post?
Do you not think? The protests against Iraq war around the globe were largest in history. Nobody wants a fascist US. Maybe you were to young to see those protests
Protests against the Iraq war are not analogous. Perhaps your elementary school teacher did not teach you to think critically.
Oh please Mr. Logic, tell me why? I just don't see it
Troll bots tend to see nothing beyond what their master wants them to see. Go back to your St. Petersburg troll farm. Go plant a turnip.
What are you talking about?
g'day, dingus. troll your shit elsewhere.
But he keeps Kristi Noem "satisfied?" He should get combat pay.
The only thing I find encouraging about the malevolence and destructiveness of this crime syndicate is how well it’s balanced by their stupidity and incompetence.
But more importantly the administration should listen to Epsteins victims and start prosecuting the rapists
He’s to busy banging Kristi to do his job.
The micromanaging comes from the top. Trump has never trusted anybody enough to delegate anything.
Senior fuck buddy
Lewandowski has long wanted to be someone. All he's ever been is a crappy neighbor, an abuser, an ugly person and someone in search of power which he has never possessed. Ya'd think someone like him would just crawl back into the bushes, yet here he is. Again.
“Felon Lewandowski…”
The administration is the problem
isn’t he in an adulterous relationship with Kristi Noem?
Kristi Noem should not have her boyfriend on her staff
And they should not be fucking in military housing while federal agents keep prying eyes away.
All while sleeping with DHS head. Seems like a conflict, but biz as usual for this administration.
What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive
Gee, look what happens when you put unqualified dicks in charge?
Didn't Noem buy him a personal business jet, since she already had a jet for DHS travel?
When fucking the boss gives you veto power.
#CoreyLewandowski is just another MAGA shitbag who is reportedly involved with another MAGA shitbag: #ICEBarbieNoem. Because of this limp dick's fuckery, he has a significant position within #FelonTrump's administration and Noem's designer tactical pants.