Another idea for renaming: Department of Home Security will become Department of Home Oppression.

Next ‘Department of Justice’ becomes ‘Department of Punishment’.

No legal authority to do this.

They’ll have to war for resources. america is fucked. Ruled by a child fucker. Ruled by a party that supports the orange rapist. amerikkka.

Next up is the department of homeland insecurity

If they only exist for war and we aren't in any wars we should cut their budget by at least 50%

“but we want to be offensive” Oh, you’ve already accomplished that many times over!

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They want you to think they're big, strong alphas by blowing tiny cigarette boats out of the water with a few billion $'s worth of warships and missiles while they prostrate themselves to xi and putin. What a bunch of soft fucking bitches.

How about the department of fragile egos that feel weak so they must name a dept “the department of war”?

Wasn't it once called The Department of War when it was first created and the changed to the Department of Defense after WWII????

That would take an act of congress!

More like the place run by a sexual assaulting drunk little coward! Hey Pete, hear those steps coming up behind you? You won’t.

Maybe Hegseth can kick some ass with that name change 🥃🍷🍺🧉🍹🥂🍸🍻

What a moron. He is trying to scare a world that is laughing in his face

Can anyone explain the twisted mind of these two jack asses? trump has been using the phrase "End all WARS & have PEACE". Yet, he renames the Pentagon from "defense" to "War" & expect to receive the Nobel Prize for that?

The Pentagon has been rebranded already and not in a good way.

with a billion dollar price tag. Your tax dollars at work.

I thought he stopped all the wars. 😳

Another very costly waste of taxpayers money, where is DOGE and why the Department of War? Is that his plan for all the blue cities and states he has or is sending troops to?

Y

White House to rename the Office of the President to Moron in Chief. Perfect.

Epstein files

Great another wasted thing the next President will need to change on Jan 21, 2029. That person is going to be busy.

He's fast tracking the war, death, famine and pestilence.

Priorities, you're just not one of them

Fucking smug ass criminals. You should never rest until they face life in prison.

Sure. Call it the ‘Department of War’. because wasting money on a name change is easier than actually protecting secrets, admitting you were wrong about Putin or keeping the NSC functional.

Stupid stupid stupid

The only thing they can accomplish is changing the letterhead.

It's hilarious that bone spurs thinks he is a warrior!! He couldn't fight his way out of an Epstein file! Yup, made it work!

What a fucking joke these two are.

Pure Nazi shit.

More rearranging of the deck chairs on the titanic!

Not to be confused with the Department of Whore, which Melania is going to head (pun intended.)

That’s fucking ominous.

Tiny Dick Energy

Can we rebrand the cabinet as “Der Pedofuhrers’ circle jerk?

What an insane appellation! It totally negates all the good things our armed services do during times of peace. If trump thinks this aggressive title will make him or Hegseth appear more manly, they're wrong. It makes them look more pathetically impotent.

But all the propaganda by you and other news outlets told me he was the president of peace and Harris meant war

I wonder who he plans on going to war with first?

Blue cities and states

Stupid...never ending stupidity. And he knows it👽

Why does he want American to be targeted so bad?

He’s trying real hard to stop the 2026 Mid-Term elections and stay in power beyond 2028.

Possible but I don’t think he like Americans very much, not even his voters

Definitely doesn’t care about any of us, he’s a fascist narcissist sycophant who thinks he has a cultivate personally.

It would be more appropriate for them to mistakenly rebrand it as the 6 sided building

Not Dept of Epstein files?

How long til Hegseth renames soldiers “Warboys”?

Dept. Of Idiocracy.

Honestly I see this as the only thing the Tangerine Tyrant has done that actually makes sense. The only more appropriate name would be Dept of the Military Capitalist Complex😂

Our convicted felon has given up on getting the Nobel Peace Prize : this is his revenge. And he might start a war or two.

Okay. Trump is ready to win the Trump War Price.

That seems inappropriate. This government is offensive. It should be the Dept. of Offense. Hegseth and Trump are always offended.

And offensive.

Agreed

We’re sure North Korea calls it the Department of War too.

The Department of War Makes America Look Weak @rusi.bsky.social It is symbolism masquerading as strategy. At a time when America faces real defence challenges – from modernising its nuclear arsenal to deterring Russia and China – choosing to rename the Pentagon is a distraction … ☑️

Too damn much "rebranding" going on in this administration and not enough caring for the well-being of the American people, ALL of them!

But when Cracker Barrel rebranded holy hell broke out. I guess rebranding is only good if they do it

Cracker Barrel removed the white cracker from the logo and made it look like Denny’s where people of all colors go. Of course MAGA wanted their beloved white cracker back.

Nothing better to do with your petty little lives?

Another thing we’ll have to fix after…this to do list is growing too fast.

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Only Congress can change the name!! Only congress!! America wake up!

Its mission is to avoid war but be prepared just in case it is unavoidable

That sounds like something a "Dept. of Defense" would do.

Childish and inaccurate.

I’d like to rebrand the president as a convict unfit for freedom.

This is so fucking stupid.

Fake patriots distracting folks from Putin owning Trump and Epstein files.

Will he change his name to the war king?

sounds a lot like hes gonna start a war

Trump s’en va en guerre ?

and this dumb-ass MF wants a Nobel Peace Prize. Dictionary’s should update their definition of the word “stupid” with a photo of Agent Orange.

Next up the Ministry of Truth.

1984 is calling.

Why?

Damn- This president has become the “if it’s ain’t broke, fix it—-or better yet, break it” president. I have had enough. Don’t know if I can take 3.5 more years.

Howzabout "Department of Big Balls" for our posturing President? Or "Department of Offense"? For our continually offensive President.

Might as well rename Department of Health to Department of Death while they're at it

Only if he rebrands the white house, Pedo/TACO house of STUPIDITY. MAGA are so DUMB

and...

Brand?

What a bunch of short dick men.

He really wants to start a war.

This is being done by a 5️⃣x draft dodger who has never worn any uniform from our armed forces. @politico.com

* stationery

That will cinch the Nobel Peace Prize.

Why hold back? Call it the Department of Offense.

Baron von Bone Spurs trying to be a tough army guy.

Have to change all the signs and letterhead.

Can Trump be tried by the International Criminal Court (ICC) in The Hague for war crimes?

I don't know. I do know that they designated drug cartels as narco-terrorists, so perhaps that designation allows for this type of war like action.

If they are confirmed as an armed threat maybe. But if not you have to arrest. You can’t be a summary executioner. That’s murder

Yes, that would seem the most logical.

Rules of Engagement exists even for enemy combatants. Former mission planners and tactical actions officers I served with that supported this administration are finally taking pause with this action.

Did Trump get rid of the JAGs so no-one would question extrajudicial killings? I don't envy those currently serving under this administration.

Waste some more money

Failing entities always rebrand. Lipstick on a pig.

I did not know government has “brands”.

Declaration of war coming soon...So the FOTUS can cancel all future elections to become El Presidente for Life!!!

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Trump must have decided to give up on the “Noble” peace prize.

For our next act: we rearrange the deck chairs!

Ridiculous

If only Politico wasn’t comprised of dipshits and sycophants. bsky.app/profile/blad...

Yes, it “likely” would require an act of Congress, as Cabinet departments are not created by the President. And it’s also likely we have a few history buffs in the Senate who recall why we haven’t called ourselves the War Department since the end of WWII.

Good, easier to Defund "The Department of War" than it is to cut funding to "Defense"

Department of wat FFS wake up America, you're being ruled by a lunatic.

The Pentagon is an office building.

Banana republic behaviour. National insecurity.

Has The Onion taken over your posts?? Please say it’s so

Children are going to school hungry, without healthcare, Veterans are being targeted through medicaid cuts, foodbank cuts, VA cutting 80k employees & they are going to spend millions to rename the DoD "WTF does that have to do with SAVING MONEY" ? Impeach the DOCTUS(Dictator of the United States)

This reminds me that Trump, who has bragged about sexually assaulting women, still hasn’t released the Epstein files.

And, besides that, even worse, and this is completely unbelievable, he still hasn't released the Epstein files.

all the DOD paperwork will be rebranded DOW... all the manuals, websites, adjacent departments will have to be reworked (you need your DD-214 or DW-214 for military release) - and I'm sure they're going to catch ALL of this instances. SO MUCH MONEY WASTED!! We're never going to pay off the debt!

He will do anything to distract us….

Can’t wait until he’s gone. He’s really desperate to change the subject from the Epstein Files

They can rebrand but only Congress can rename, so…whatever…

Is it just “Department of War?” They decided they didn’t need it to be “Department of War ✈️ 💣 💥 👊” in order to get their nipples hard this time?

How about Department of Money, Department of Farms, Department of Work, Department of Courts, Department of Cars, Planes, Boats and Stuff…. I can imagine him asking head of Dept of Interior in his briefings, “What is it you in charge of again?”

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Rebrand? Seriously? The DOD is REBRANDING? This is the propaganda we’re accepting as news?

Misleading headline to please Dear Leader.

They literally cannot. These f*ckin a**holes.

OH. Will that make them seem "tough"? bahahahaahaa

Waste. Fraud.

Was Epsteinagon taken ?

Not yet. Only women are man enough to do it and they're being disarmed.

We should rebrand the White House as "The Whore House." Because Trump is the biggest, filthiest whore on the planet right now.

The absolute fucking hilarity of this drooling imbecile asking for a Nobel Peace Prize while renaming the defense department the "department of war."

In hegseth book he said that thus is a war against the left and they must be destroyed. Left to him is anyone left of Reagan. He hates America.

Maybe the Liar in Chief has finally given up on his coveted Nobel Peace Price....

….because (checks notes): “We’re going to stop endless foreign wars.” Yep, Dump voters…yet another reason to reflect on your vapid stupidity. You’ll have more opportunities.

Why?? We don't want war you idiots!

“Department of War” is male politicians’ version of an enormous lifted pickup truck: Proof they were never popular with guy friends or anything to brag about in the bedroom with women.

While they're at it they can also rebrand department of homeland insecurity

Thinking the exact same thing.

They must think it makes them 🎶 Macho macho man🎵

Pickup truck “rolling coal” with a nutsack hanging from the trailer hitch.

A pig with lipstick is still a pig.

Well that dept won’t last since Rump solving all the wars

the department of war.... just a thing a president wanting a peace prize would do!!!!

This guy??

And even after that the Epstein victims won’t have justice

Can’t have that in Nato..

At least for a few years (we hope)

Weird why would the peace president need a war department

To aggressively impose peace regardless of whether anyone accepts its redefinition, terms, etc. Besides, he's unable to read or say Department of Global Domination and Intimidation, so the Ministry of Tiny Titles had to intervene. 🤦‍♂️

I thought he was after the Nobel PEACE prize?

Jill Stein and Cornel West wanted this when they handed out Abandon Harris signs

And stupid people voted for them.

Believe it, or not; these two imbeciles are Commander-in-Chief and Sec of Defense (dept of war- the morons obviously hatched that rotten egg while heggy was stroking the giant orange ego), the most powerful and lethal military on Earth. This cannot stand.

When I'm Pres, Guess Who I'm going to Kidnap off streets, In Schools, Homes, Churches, Work places, Businesses, 1st. & Sending off to 3rd World Countries? Republican White Supremacists Christian Nationalists, Evangelists & I'll throw in the Mormons for Good Luck

(Yes, they’re never TRULY atheists until they tell you how much Mormons scare them…. 😱 😂)

Because he want to appear as tough as Putin?

Illegal. It will be reversed.

Sounds like another hairbrained idea to waste a bunch of taxpayer money

Where’s The Justice League when you need them?

In the same amount of time it will take for #Felon47 to write that Executive Order to make the name change he could also write an Executive Order to RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

The "smug" on their faces... like they have any clue how stupid they are... is sky high. They believe that they are actually in control. When the fires start burning bright, they will be the first to run into a bunker and hide behind mommy's skirt. What a bunch of pussies....

This is the first honest suggestion they’ve made. That’s what it is.

The Nobel War Prize!

So government functions are brands now? Great.

So the so called pro-peace party is re-naming the "Pentagon" the "department of war" Do they even know why it's named the pentagon? or is that too much to expect from folks running our country...

AI has folded it into a single-sided polygon.

Is America abusing its power?

These fucking idiots!

What a messed-up country you are!

A terrifying fusion of: Bah bah bah dahn dah dahn dahn dah dahn… And: “I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.”

Ick. Oh well, the next president can change it.

Not news at all. Pete Signaled this two weeks ago.

Fine, they are fascists.

Department of War, what is it good for absolutely distracting from the Epstein Files, say it again…

Wonder how much this going to cost us? Talk about waste of time and money?!

Their dicks must be microscopic.

? I thought he wanted the Nobel peace price?

At least their intentions are transparent, gotta give em that

Department in shambles is more like it

Silly old man is trying so hard to distract everyone from the Pedo-files.

The white house should be re-branded too. Washington D.C. home for the criminally insane.

Nut House.

They are so dumb.

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Stop sounding as if he CAN do it and that it's a reasonable thing.

Whoops there goes the Nobel Peace Prize

re“brand”? ffs politico

The pedophile does what he wants and maga Mike Johnson and the rest of them are both fine and dandy with it. If anyone wants hold the pedophile accountable, the supreme court with 2 sitting rapists will back their own.

I’m pretty sure this was a result of a poll Hegseth posted to Twitter, just to illustrate the crowd of educated and informed people voted for such a wasteful and idiotic thing

Hell No! 🤬

Tiny d!ck syndrome?

HE shoul rename ICE to the depamern of illegally arresting brown people

Maybe he thinks it will then be easier to invoke his coup.

It's been invoked and active for more than 4 years.

So what? Yawn…

The Department of Global Terrorism would be more apt.

Dan Bongino should never make another public claim again after seeing Epstein's victims at Congress asking for their files be released. Poor Riley Gaines says there's a boxer with a micro dick and internal balls - he reminds me of Dan.

These idiots clearly don't understand our military doctrine for the past 80 years - maintain military strength as a deterant to war, not to take pleasure in the thought of going to war.

Well, Kennedy had the smartest and look where that got us? Now, tRUMP HAS the dumbest and look at his results! Catastrophic

Arrest the PEDO in WH!

Little boys with big toys and silly names.

Does Trump know that this will 💯 disqualify him from his much sought after (but oh so elusive) Nobel Peace Prize?!?

“White House to rebrand Pentagon as Department of War. Grocery and Gas Prices Remain High. “

Trump and his administration should all be charged with treason!

Cool. Let’s rebrand this guy as the Paedophile President.

queste sì che sono riforme strutturali

BS humans with BS ideas

Department of Chicken Out run by cop out's

Dept of BRO.. WOW.. TOTALLY

So is he going to give the stationery contract to change all the forms to a campaign donor?

Release the Epstein files. There, fixed it for you.

Having worked under the DoD, I can tell you, it will get shortened to the DOW. So now we'll have the DOW Dow Jones and DOW, Dept of War. These beta males are so gawdamn insecure!!

As long as Trump is Commander in Chief, I suggest we call it the Department of ABSOLUTE STUPIDITY!!