Good morning, all ye of gentle humor! Hope your Sunday goes great and you enjoy the rest of your weekend. My joke today comes from too many unfortunate experiences… There are approximately 45 seconds between "I'll make us an omelet" and "We're having scrambled eggs.”
Wow! Poor guy! It’s now the dog’s breakfast!
It would have worked. National Institute of Frying Pan Safety has been hobbled by budget cuts.
Morning, Martijon!
Lolllllllll 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hear you eggzbacn!!!
Once upended a fully cooked lasagne into the oven. Cried.
😂 In the words of my father-in-law, "buy good". As a former cook, I cringe looking at that cheap skillet. I was about to make a coffeecake for breakfast. But I hate having all those grounds in my teeth the rest of the day.
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😂 Good morning, J.
😂😂😂 I laugh as I bite I to coffeecake... Good morning, Jeryzner!
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Hi Joni. Enjoy today and the rest of the long weekend.
Thank you, String. You as well!
😆very true. Morning, eggz, enjoy your Sunday!
😂 I too am an unsuccessful flipper
Me too😊
Good morning all! 😊 Miss Mersy 😪. Building off of the Rev's joke. This well known, saintly religious figure was waiting to enter the pearly gates. When the angle in charge stopped the line and escorted a disheveled person from the back in as a VIP. The saintly man said,
Why does he get special treatment? The angel replied, he was a cab driver, when he drove people prayed, when you would give a sermon, people slept. Something like that
🤣🤣Hey, Mark! When I die I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like grandpa... Not kicking and screaming like everyone else in the car he was driving.
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Morning Eggz
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Good morning Eggz and fellow jokesters🌞🫶🌞 This is sooooo true 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Morning, Kathleen!
Good morning Jen! Enjoy your weekend 🌞🫶🌞
Good day, Jen!
Absolutely, Kathleen. Keep it relaxed today!
You too GGma! Have a wonderful weekend🌞🫶🌞
So sad.
Hey Cherie!😆😆
Hi. 😊
That's not a joke, it's a fantasy!🤣🤣Good morning, cherie!
Good morning. 😆
Yes! Have a great, Sunday!
Thanks, you too.
Hey, Shug!
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Morning Shug
Good morning, Mark! My morning stalled for a bit!
Morning Shug🌞🫶🌞 Go figure!
Good morning, Kathleen! It's going to be a long day.
If it’s going to be long, I hope it’s a good one 🫶
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Bahahaha 😂
You want the list, don't ya?🤣🤣Happy Sunday, Jen!
Judging from all you fine folks who stop by here on the regular, we could make our own very good list😆😆😉
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Good morning!!😆😆
Good morning!! 😁
😂 absolutely. I need to make sure I didn't miss anything!
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It's all in the context, Shug!! 😄 😁 🤣 😂
🤣Hiya, Joy! Happy Sunday!
😂😂😂 it’s like Billy Joel one sang I’d rather laugh with his sinners and cry with the Saints
🤣I'll be in good company! Good morning, dl!
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👏🤣👏🤣Morning, Jeryzner!
😂😂😂 good morning, Shug!
Good morning, Kelvin! I got off to a good start and then I ran out of steam!
Break time then!
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😂🤣😂 Good morning, Shugz
I'm late, but I'm here! 😂 Good morning Eggz and jokesters! I organized a threesome last night. There were a couple no-shows, but I still had fun.
I know you ‘hand’led that quite well…😆😆
I always do! 😂 Morning, Legend bro!
Hey Swagy!😆😆
Morning Jen…just hate when that happens 😂😂😂
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Sometimes you just have to take matters into your own hands!🤣🤣Good morning, Jen! How are things in the corner?
Good morning (afternoon), Shug! Well in hand! 😂😉
Good morning, Jen! 🤣🤣🤣
I'll bet you were on fire, too, Jen...
😂😉 Hey, Joy!
😂😂😂 sometimes when a job needs to be done you better have doing it yourself
I do it the best! 😂
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Something’s not adding up, but I can’t put my finger on it…
😂😂 Hey, Larry!
Much better than no one😊
Right?! 😂 Good morning, Flipper
Or are you in afternoon already?
Afternoon here already, yes!! We in Europe will always be a little ahead of you 😊😊😊
😂 I see what you did there. I approve.
Good morning!
😂🤣😂 good morning, Jen!
Hey there, Kelvin! 😁
😂😂😂. Morning, Jen! Late but just as great
😂 Thank you for appreciating my corner worthy jokes!
Always 😆
See, you know what I'm talking about! 😂 Good morning, Sweets! 🥰😉
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😆😆hey, Jen!
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😆😆y’all are cracking me up!
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Morning Jen! 😂😂 You sound as bad as Astral. 🙃
Morning, Snagz 😆
Good morning, eggz and all of you jolly jokesters! 🤣
Good morning, Terry!
Morning, Terry!
😂😂😁that's perfect. Morning, Jeryzner! 🌞💕
😄 😁 🤣 😂, Jeryzner!
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Ha ha ha!!
Cute, GillB! Morning!
Takes courage (or something) to try and flip a cast iron pan in the first place!
That’s a t-fal brand pan. (By the symbol on the bottom) And a reason to order something from skip!!
lol well never mind then.
Happy Sunday, Eggz! Off to make an omelette right now! Hope your weekend is wonderful!
Good morning, Eggz and jokesters! That would be me too, Eggz, lol.
Good morning, Amy!😆😆
😂 Love this one, Amy Sue.
Thanks, ST!
😂😂😂 Morning Amy Sue!
Ha! That's my hair! Good morning, Kathleen!
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I'd kill for hair like that! Mine is straight and thin, with lots of cowlicks.
I have a couple of cowlicks myself. That's why I went curly and part it to the side.
🤣 Good morning, Amy Sue!
Good morning, Shug!
Happy Sunday, Amy Sue! We sent ours packin'...for a bit.
Hey there!
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Good morning, Amy Sue!! 😂
Good morning, Jen!
Scrambled eggs are now referred to as a deconstructed omelet. My favorite is cheese & vegs with plop of hot salsa on top!! Morning, Eggz!
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Good Morning ☀️
🤣Good morning, Freya! Who is this person who cooks like me?
🤷♀️ he just looked like he was having a difficult morning 🤣🤣
I cook like that any time of day!🤣
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It's ok. My hubs does the cooking!
Awwww, what a clucks! Good morning, Freya!
A man ran up to the pastor after Sunday Service, tears streaming from his eyes. "Oh praise God! Thank you, pastor! Your sermon cured me of my affliction! I'm HEALED!" Pleased with himself, the reverend smiled. "What affliction did my sermon deliver you from, brother?" "Insomnia!"
I only got 5 hours of sleep last night, could I please have the pastor's number?🤣
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I’ll have to remember that for Oct. 12, when I stand in for the pastor.
😂🤣 Be my guest!
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😆😆Hey Kev!
Howdy, Eggz!
😂 Happy Sunday, Kev!
Have a good one, Shug!
Morning, Kev! 😂
Hey, Jen! Hope you have a great day!
Backatcha!
Happy Sunday, Kev! Loved watching as a kid.
My aunt used to watch and paint along with him. She would never paint exactly what he was but would follow his techniques and was quite good. She even sold a few of her paintings.
I love that! I used to wonder if there people painting with him at home! ❤️
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You must have skills, Ginny!
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LOL
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Hi, dragonlady! Cute chef!
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Hey, dragon lady! Happy Sunday!
😂😂 happy Sunday
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🤣Eggsactly!
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🤣🤣🤣 Enjoy your long weekend, Eggz! Plenty of time to keep on practicing!! 🍳🥚
Hey, Kat! Have a great day!
U2, good buddy! 😉
Hiya, Kat!
Hiya, Shug! 🩷
Good morning, Kat 👑🥰
Hi Sis! 👑
That's how it's done, Kat! Have a lovely day.
Good morning, Kat!!
Morning, Jen! 🐦🔥
This is why I use cast iron! No chance of that happening! And contrary to popular belief, if you properly preheat a cast iron pan and add a little butter, you CAN cook eggs without them sticking!
Good Morning eggzbacn
Hiya, John!
Good Morning
Good Sunday morning jokesters! I just watched an Australian cooking show and the audience cheered when the chef made meringue. I was surprised...usually Australians boo meringue.
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Morning MP🌞🫶🌞
G.R.O.A.N.!!🤣🤣
😆😆I LOVE that one, M!
Good morning, Eggz!
Nice. 😂
Good morning, Lache!
Good morning, GGmaJoy!
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Eggzachary!! Goodly mornin' to ya, Eggz!!
Good morning Eggz and friends!! I only have 3 eggs on hand and that is a joke in itself!!! 🌞😬🌞 Happy Sunday everyone! 💙😎✌️
Morning, Sandor! 💙☕️🌞
Hi Jen ! 💙 I feel a Bloody Mary coming to a tall glass near me !!
😂 Enjoy it!
Good morning, Sandor! Me, too! We have to hedge against inflation, no joke!! 😄 😁 🤣 😂
Hedging bets for food isn’t funny Joy !! Luckily we are ! (Both, sadly) 😘
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🤣 Morning, Joni!
Two funnies today!
Morning, Shug!
😂 hey, Joni!
Morning! 😁
😆😆😆. So true. Good morning, Eggz!
Hey, Joni!
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Well, that be a mess! Good morning Joni 🌞🫶🌞
😆😆Hey Kathleen!
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And pricey these days 😂. Good morning, Kathleen 💙
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What a nightmare to clean up! 🤣 Good morning, Joni!
And pricey! 😂 Good morning, Shug!
Workers Comp! Workers Comp!
Hey, Joni!
Egg on his face without the egg on his face🤔😉🤣🤣
😆😆true! Morning, Jamie!
A good day to you friend (doths cap)😉👏👏
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I name it the messy omelette
I like it, Grant! 😆😆Good morning!
Or go with "rustic". Maybe "rustica" if you're really looking to impress.
A priest asks a rabbi has ever broken a rule of his faith. "Yes," the rabbi says. "I was tempted once and had a ham sandwich. What about you, Father?" "Yes," the priest says. "I once had sex with a woman." The rabbi nods wisely. "Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
BWAhahaha! Good morning, EM!
Morning, Shug!
😂😆 Looks like it's you and me in the corner today. I'll share my snacks.
I knew I could count on you! 😉
Good morning, Eggz! This is similar to how every ceramics project I ever made in school ended up as an ashtray...
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Morning Jen.
You're welcome in my house any time and I like my eggs over easy! 🤣Good morning, Jen!
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I hope they're friendly, Jen!
Good morning, GG!
Seems a metaphor for the trump administration (Metaphors with you)
Good morning Eggz!! Happy Sunday. A lamb, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. *baa-dum-tssssssssss*
😆😆Hey Sean!
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Good morning, @eggzbacn.bsky.social! It’s SO MUCH CHOPPING! 😅 Maybe…maybe…I’ll find the extra energy this morning 😉
For me it's instant. Probably with shell. I can't make eggs anymore. Good morning, Eggz! 😂✌🏽💙🌞
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I have to pick the white mucus thing out of egg whites. It is gross. My hubby thinks I'm nuts.
Yeah.. that's not mucus 🙃 😂 I can't... All I got as a kid. Eggs, fish, mushrooms and blueberries. Plentiful if yer poor. Overused. Burned me out (besides the occasional tasty fish 🐟)
I used to file my nails...now I just throw them away.
😆😆happy Sunday!!
Back at ya!
Good morning eggz! 🥚 I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on 'high' I couldn't turn it down.
