Happy Monday, and happy Labor Day! Anyone who posts a joke here today has just as much chance of winning the $1.1 billion powerball tonight as I do, which leads to my own joke… If you spell "Absolutely Nothing" backwards you get "Gnihton Yletulosba", which means absolutely nothing. Mind. Blown.🤯
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LoL 😂 Hey eggzbacn 😁🙏🫡
Hey LP!
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😂 Happy Labor Day, eb and jokesters.
Hey string!
Happy Labor Day, eggz! But that won’t stop millions from buying a ticket, I have mine too.🙄
Happy Labor Day, Josette!
You too!
I got hired at the thermometer factory. It’s just temp work.
😆😆Happy Monday!
🤣🤣Good morning!
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😆😆😆funny, Jen!
Really, REALLY like this "observation", tickles my humor bone! 😊 Thanks, even writing it down. So, Boj taerg Eggz
😆😆good morning, Mark!
This guy had been praying for 80 years to win the lottery. He finally says, " all my life I have been praying to win the lottery, I am now sick and dying, please PLEASE let me win just once, before I go."
There is thunder and lightning, the sky opens up and a voice from beyond says, "Give me a break, buy a ticket". Good luck Eggz 😊.
LMAO!
He can only do what He can do, Mark...have a lovely day!
Morning Mark 😂😂😂
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Hey, Mark!
I may or may not have planned out what to do when I win.
That’s part of the fun. I’ve already built a lake house and donated land and funds to upgrade the humane society where I volunteer regularly! In my head, anyway…😆 Good morning!
My hubs and I argue over what we'd do with the money that we'll never win!🤣
That’s what my wife and I have done since our grocery run yesterday when we splurged for the ticket!😆
When we build our new house after we win, I'll invite everyone over for a picnic and a swim!
It’s a date! You’re all invited to mine, too!
I'm building the pool, first. Then, the house goes on top. There will be a lazy river traveling through all the rooms with zero entries in the kitchen and living room with a swimming area in between and a grotto with waterfall in the bedroom. Part of the pool will extend outside for diving.
Sounds delightful!!
My kids and I have an entire family plan. Did any of us buy tickets? Nope.
Gotta be in it to win it😂😂😂
Morning Kat
Hi there Mark😊
I've never bought a lottery ticket, I don't even know how to go about it!🤣Hiya, Kathleen!
Hey, Kathleen!!
Morning Jen🌞🫶🌞 Hope you have a chill day planned!
My plans...🫶🌞
Best ever!!!
I wish I had a joke as good as your joke, but it's so early here in Los Angeles and I just can't come up with anything that fantastic. Thanks for the reminder to buy a Powerball ticket -- definitely on my Labor Day List of things to do! Oh, and Happy Labor Day back to you! 💰
Hey Andy! Have a great Labor Day! Good luck with the powerball!
Thanks. I think I already won. I'll send you a little something.
Good morning, Andy! Happy Labor Day!
Morning, Andy! If you win, fisrt call your phone company & change your number(s), tax attorney (obvious reasons) & realtor (new address ASAP), in that order, before family & friends. You'll be okay letting your loyal pets know... 🙂 😊 ☺️ But when you collect, have a heart ❤️... eggz will be waiting!
Thanks, Joy!😆
Powerball is 1.1 billion! I'll play a ticket for you, eggz!
Good morning, GP!
Hey, GP!💙
Hey, Jen! 💙
Happy Labor Day, cherie!
Hi Eggz and Jokesters, Happy Labor Day! Dammit I'm mad spelled backwards is Dammit I'm mad, because the chances of you dying on the way to buy your lottery tickets are greater than you winning the lottery🫤but I still bought tickets! 😁
Love it, Tara! Yeah, I heard you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning, TWICE, than winning. Bought five tickets yesterday!
Or getting attacked by a grizzly bear 🐻 Me too🤣 I mean, it is 1.1 billion🤷
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🤣🤣🤣Happy Labor Day to all my funny friends! Especially you, Eggz for leading the way!
😆😆I actually spit water with this one, Shug!! Good morning and thanks for the belly laugh!
I'm so glad, Eggz! I've had that meme for awhile and was beginning to think I'd never use it!🤣
Yeah. It sneaked up on me then, wham!😆😆
I'm just so darn proud to finally keep with the theme!
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Morning Shug 😊
Good morning, Mark! Happy Labor Day!
Morning Shug🌞 Don’t you just love when that happens!!! I hoard memes too 😂😂😂
Hiya, Kathleen. I have memes for everything. I communicate better with pictures. Happy Labor Day!
They certainly help! Have a great day🌞
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This is my life now that we're both retired!😁
Shug!! Come on to the corner! 😆😂
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🤣😂😘Be right there, Jen!
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😂😂😂 don’t forget to bring dollar bills for the vending machine prices went up
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We got rid of the vending machines to make more room. It's BYOS now. (Bring Your Own Snacks)
I'll bring the devil's food cake!
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😂😂😂 I’ll bring the deviled eggs
He's usually already in the corner.
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Again, you slay us, Shug! Morning!
Hiya, Joy! Happy Labor Day!
That squirrel has more nuts than the entire GOP combined... 😏
🤣🤣Happy Labor Day, Kev!
Likewise!
💙💙💙 good morning Shug happy Labor Day like you. I am so grateful to eggz we all need the belly laughs
Hey, dl!💙
🤣🤣🤣Hiya, Jeryzner!
Hiya, Joni! Happy Labor Day!
I didn't even buy a ticket this time. 😂😆 Good morning, Eggbro and jokesters! What do you call a happy Roman? Gladiator.
😆😆The woman is even happier in this scenario, I would imagine! Good morning, Swaggy Sis!
Only if he did it right! 😂😆 Hey again, Legend!
Oh, he did it right…😉
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😂 Your joke really goes down well with us linguists, Jen.
🤣😂 Hey, ST!
Morning Jen 😊
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🤣🤣Mornin', Jen! Catch you in the corner!
😂 you know it!
😂😂😂 I didn’t bother buying a ticket either
We'll have to hope Eggz wins and loves us a whole lot! 😂
Eggz, you hear that? You gotta share!!
Okay. I told my daughter I’d give her a dollar, I suppose I could spare a few more of those for all y’all if I win!😆😆
Just enough for decent breakfast! 😂
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😂😂😂 if we’re lucky, he’ll give us a quarter of his winnings
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I don't need that much. Lol I'm a simple girl.
Me either I don’t need that much. I like this simple life possessions tend to possess you.
Exactly!
Absolutely not.
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Eggz!! Corner!! 😂🤣😂😆
You still there? I’ll bring snacks!😆😆
Oh, yeah. I moved in all my stuff. 😂
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🤣 just told this to my man and he said, “OMG that’s a dad joke.”
😂😂 Well, I am mom and dad to my kids so that makes sense!
Good for you momma! You’re a badass!
Jen!! 🤣🤣 To the corner 👉👉
😂😆 aww....ok, you're right. I deserve the corner. Hey, Joni!🫶
Morning, Jen 💙
Yep. Morning, Q!
Mornin' !
That one got a belly laugh! 🤣🤣🤣
So glad! Good morning, Terry!😆😆
Good morning, Terry!
Good morning, Shug!
😆😆😆Very good, Tea!
😆😆😆Good morning, Casa!
Good morning, eggz & the jokester posse! Party in the streets today, if you can, or put a sign in front of your abode! Meanwhile, organize your after-party with a little help.
...no, actually that's the name of a greater demon you just summoned. Haven't you ever seen a horror movie? *sigh* ...hand me my crucifix... 😏
😆😆uh, oh. I’ll try to avoid looking in any mirrors today…
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Morning, Kev!
Morning, GGma!
😂😂😂 hopefully this demon can end the orange dictator. He belongs in hell.
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Oh, that is hysterical, dragonlady!😆😆
Lol morning Dragonlady
😂😂😂 morning Mark. Hope you have a great Labor Day.
It pays to have kind neighbors when you’re old 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 good morning Kathleen. Hope you have a great Labor Day and by the way, who are you calling old lol 😊
Me 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣I see my future, dl! Good morning!
😂😂😂lol I’ll just be happy if I can see
😆😆😂😂 Gold. This is gold. Hey DL!
😂😂😂 happy Labor Day, Jen
😂😂😂 Good morning, Dragonlady!
💙💙💙 good morning Joni hope you have a great Labor Day
Thank you, you too! 💙
This is good news, im not quite there yet. 🤪🤪🤪
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Not a joke, but the odds of being crushed by a vending machine are as good as the odds of winning the power ball.
That was a great one 😂🤣😂🤣😂 Good Morning Eggz In a feeble attempt to build in your theme or Emeht ..I submit
😆😆Good morning, Jeryzner!
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😂👏 Phenomenal one, J.
🤣😂🤣I like this one, Jeryzner! When I was little, I knew to leave my mother alone until she had her coffee! Good morning!
👏👏☕️ 😆☕️ morning, Jeryzner
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😂😂😂 well I need my coffee too. It’s easy to spell tea backwards because that means eight that I can handle.
Nice 1
Not ar $5 per ticket. Fogetabout it.
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Hey, Kat!! 👑🥰
Good morning Eggz & Bluesky. I would tell everyone playing powerball good luck. But that wouldn't be nice since I've got the winning ticket. Whoever does win, I hope they use some of it towards good causes to help others. Happy Labor Day!!
Nothing lifts my spirits like a corny joke! Thanks, Eggz. Hope you're having a great weekend! 👊😉👍💙
Happy Labor Day, Rich!
Happy Labor Day, my friend!👊😉👍
Yeah!!
Good Morning eggzbacn Hope you win
My dad took me into his workshop and said, “Son, someday this awl will be yours.” And I replied, “Gee dad, you mean this hole thing?”
😆😆omg! Hysterical!
🤣🤣Excellent! Good morning, Michael!
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Good morning jokesters! Following the Labor Day theme; Once I told a joke to my wife as she was in labor. I thought I did a good job telling the joke but she told me to focus on the delivery.
😆😆nice one!
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🤣🤣🤣I bet she didn't tell you in a nice way! Happy Labor Day, Kelvin!
Happy Labor Day, Shug! 😂
🤣 Well done, Kelvin!
Thanks, Jen! 😂
Happy Monday! Maybe I’ll buy a ticket today. Awesome joke. What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhinoceros? A Elephino
😆😆awesome Rouge!
I had a dad joke today! 🤣
It was great!
Wahoo!! That makes me smile.
Aww! So glad for that!😀😀
🤣🤣Happy Labor Day!
It’s an old joke from when I was a kid. 🤣 Happy Labor Day!
I remember it from when I was a kid! It's still funny!
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Guy goes to the psychiatrist and says doc, I have a problem…sometimes I think I’m a wigwam and sometimes I think I’m a teepee. The doc says I know what your problem is…you’re just two tense 😎
😆😆😆Nice, Jeff!
🤣🤣🤣 Thank goodness Leon is still Noel backwards and we won’t be able to afford Christmas this year !! Have a nice Labor Day Eggz! 🇺🇸✌️🇺🇸
Good morning, Sandor!😆😆
Have a good buddy ! It’ll get better, a lot worse first most likely though!!! 😬😬😬😁✌️
Morning Sandor 🌞🫶🌞
We had a nice fire Saturday night with S’mores. The kids had a great time before school starts on Thursday
Lovely! Kids here started back two weeks ago 🤷♀️
Good morning Kathleen! 🌞💙✌️I hope you’re having a nice weekend with your family 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸
We are/did! Goes by way too fast😂 Bet your grill got a workout😂
That’s nice to hear. Grill has been quiet til today. (Veggie)Sausage peppers and onions with fresh corn on the cob for dinner. I have a couple of nice little steaks marinated for lunch. When I can move from two days of splitting/stacking wood.
Yes, but the hard part is done now!
Great point!
🤣Happy Labor Day, Sandor!
Morning, Sandor!
Good morning Jen ! I hope you have a great day! This kid is movin’ slow ! 😬
Slow is just fine! Have more coffee, it helps!
I’m on cup three sitting on the porch listening to all the animals. The motor should turn over soon 😘
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💙💙💙 good morning Sandor life it’s such a struggle. I can’t even afford to pay attention.
Good morning DL! I hear ya. Especially this morning, I’m moving very slow in mind and body. 💙🌞💙 Enjoy the day my friend 🥰
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Snort!🤣🤣🤣Good morning, Joni!
😂 Good morning, Shug! Happy Labor Day!
You, too! My hubs even giggled at this one!
Good! 😂💙
🤣🤣🤣😂 Listen...no, I got nothing. No lies detected. 🤣😂😆
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😂😂😂 Good morning!!
Morning, Joni!
Morning @eggzbacn.bsky.social that one was a renaorg which also means absolutely nothing until we talk about my former wife who also wasn’t one.
😆😆Hey, Greg! Good morning to you!
Morning from the SW desert.
You know what the German word for 'constipation' is? Farfrompoopin *ba-dum tsssss* I'll show myself out. 😉🤣
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😆Good morning Eggz & Jokesters! Enjoy this Labor Day! ☀️🫶🏼
Good morning, Schultzie!
Happy Labor Day, Schultziepie!
Thx Shug~enjoy!
Hey, Schultzie! Have a great day!💕🌞
Good morning Jen! ☀️🫶🏼Enjoy your day! ☺️
Morning @schultziepie.bsky.social don’t labor, or go into labor, today, be a rebel on this Labor Day.
Morning Greg!! 😆🫶🏼☀️
Good morning, Eggz! I'm late to the party this morning, but good luck with the lotto! Daughter: Dad, what's an example of a palindrome? Dad: Mom. Daughter: Ugh, fine... Mom, what's an example of a palindrome? Mom: Dad. Daughter: OH MY GOD WHY WON'T YOU GUYS HELP ME???!
😆😆Good morning, EM! Too funny!
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😂🤣 Parents are so mean.
Yeah -- what did they ever do except bring me into the world, right? Have a great Labor Day, my dear! ❤️
Good morning, Lawrence! Wishing the same to you!
😆😆 Good morning Eggz and jokesters! I’m about to hit the road and will be driving. Have a great day!!
Well, that’s the second time I’ve spit water today!! 😆😆😆 Have a great day, Jen!
😂😂😂 you’re turning into a regular fountain today
😂 Good morning, Jen.
BWAhahaha! You got me with that one! Drive safely!
Other Jen!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣 I love it really!
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I wouldn’t have been ungrateful. I think …
Good morning! I heard that Mexico has agreed to pay for the funeral.😁
