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toxicfog.bsky.social @toxicfog.bsky.social

it's true, I'm European, and every day I'm crying in the shower "WHY CAN'T MY BEEF BE AS BEAUTIFUL AND MASCULINE AND SEXY AS AMERICAN BEEF!"

apr 3, 2025, 9:24 pm • 127 2

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catsandponies.bsky.social @catsandponies.bsky.social

😂😂😭

apr 4, 2025, 4:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Cuthbert Shaw @cuthbot.bsky.social

Because it's not on steroids maybe?

apr 3, 2025, 9:33 pm • 47 0 • view
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toxicfog.bsky.social @toxicfog.bsky.social

That and it doesn't play Star Spangled Banner with every bite :(

apr 3, 2025, 9:38 pm • 35 0 • view
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Basta Fella @gtaseparate.bsky.social

I have seen and heard American cattle farting out the Star Spangled Banner.

apr 4, 2025, 5:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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toxicfog.bsky.social @toxicfog.bsky.social

THAT is what the founding fathers invented freedom for!!!

apr 8, 2025, 8:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jimmy Neckbeard @jjsands.bsky.social

I knew it.

apr 4, 2025, 12:03 am • 0 0 • view
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NotAIorBot @notaiorbot.bsky.social

Beef is usually from cows or castrated bulls. Can't get more masculine than that.

apr 3, 2025, 10:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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borodda @borodda.bsky.social

You should consider our bouillon’s.

apr 3, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view