It’s really hard to do insightful satire of right-wing weirdos because almost any ridiculous stance you can come up with, they’ll just express freely without a shred of irony.
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You can just buy normal bread
aug 31, 2025, 2:44 pm • 1 0 • view
She should read up about the health benefits of eating sourdough.
aug 31, 2025, 12:52 pm • 0 0 • view
"Customer service needed in the bread aisle. Customer service needed in the bread aisle. A white woman is having a breakdown because she cannot find the Wonderbread located on the middle shelf. Yes, ma'am, the middle shelf. The *middle* shelf. [Audible sigh.] Customer service to the bread aisle."
aug 31, 2025, 12:54 pm • 8 0 • view
Because pappy plastic white bread is not readily available at literally any supermarket anywhere.
aug 31, 2025, 12:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Don't suppose she could learn to bake?
aug 31, 2025, 1:15 pm • 1 0 • view
She hasn’t been eating good sourdough man!
aug 31, 2025, 12:37 pm • 1 0 • view
If that’s USA bread he is extolling the virtues of, he is merely a sugar junky. USA bread is awful, like the GOP and 47. French white bread is 70 times better, especially when baked in Australia by a Vietnamese.
aug 31, 2025, 1:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Don't even get them started about whole grain.
aug 31, 2025, 1:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Revenge of the ultra-peevish and whiney. Everything is a grievance that they can bring back to the existence of people they don’t like. One hard skittle is a conspiracy against white and male superiority.
aug 31, 2025, 5:17 pm • 1 0 • view
We have taken the dumbest (as well as the cruelest) people in the country and not only given them a seat at the table, but allowed them to run the meeting. It will take at least a generation to fully recover from this. Probably more, and we're going to need the guts to stomp on them unequivocally.
aug 31, 2025, 12:17 pm • 46 2 • view
Poes Law I guess
aug 31, 2025, 1:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Being a grifter must be a pretty sweet gig - if you have no morals you can just spout any insane brain thought you have online and get millions of reactions. Heck you might even get direct donations for it.
aug 31, 2025, 1:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Also... Sourdough... Woke? Wouldn't sourdough be the OG RETVRN thing, rivalled only by eating a mammoth raw? :D
aug 31, 2025, 3:38 pm • 0 0 • view
It's also very conservative to claim that wokeness stole something that is available in every grocery store for like $2
aug 31, 2025, 12:32 pm • 25 0 • view
MAGA freaks: I miss good old green radioactive waste...
aug 31, 2025, 11:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Seriously if my American ass wrote "This woke bread is like noshing on a poncy porous plimsoll" everyone would roll their eyes.
aug 31, 2025, 1:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Clearly she's never been to the Big Tesco
aug 31, 2025, 1:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Kind of right about sourdough though. It's bread for people who hate bread
aug 31, 2025, 1:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Wasn't this a David Brooks column? Sourdough is virtue signaling?
aug 31, 2025, 2:24 pm • 0 0 • view
I think that was mortadella
aug 31, 2025, 4:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Add 'sourdough bread' to the list of things right-wing nuts can't handle. It'll slot in just after 'children's books.'
aug 31, 2025, 12:38 pm • 3 0 • view
She’s a 43 year old woman,I’m assuming,living in London. She can have the choice of any fucking type of loaf she wants.
aug 31, 2025, 1:39 pm • 0 0 • view
And last time I checked, they still make old fashioned plain white bread. What she is describing is called "options". She is free to choose, purchase, and eat any bread type she prefers. We all get to do that. These people get weirder every single day.
aug 31, 2025, 1:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Where is this person from, spelling fetid "foetid"? Or is Mr. "Sourdough Made My Son Gay!" affecting that cosmopolitan spelling so common among the right?
aug 31, 2025, 2:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe if we make all food woke, we can starve out MAGA.
aug 31, 2025, 2:36 pm • 0 0 • view
They still sell Wonderbread at the grocery store, sweetheart
aug 31, 2025, 12:29 pm • 0 0 • view
It's "regular" for basically Wonder Bread that's funny, like it came first. "I miss old fashioned regular traditional microwave dinners instead of this new fangled woke food made by getting the ingredients and cooking it from scratch yourself"
aug 31, 2025, 12:35 pm • 17 1 • view
Tradwives will show us the way! /s/ Actually, Tradwives out there baking sourdough. LOLZ
aug 31, 2025, 2:39 pm • 0 0 • view
“What are we?” “Conservatives” “What are we conserving exactly?” “Fuck if I know”
aug 31, 2025, 1:56 pm • 8 1 • view
Poe's Law.
aug 31, 2025, 12:15 pm • 4 0 • view
Pretty sure Wonder and Bunny are still available
aug 31, 2025, 4:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Ironically she seems to have described herself and friends perfectly. Poncy Porous Plimsols.
aug 31, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
If you eat sandwiches at bougie restaurants, you get bougie bread. Bougie places aren't serving Wonder Bread. Do they only buy $20 loaves from artisan bakeries? The grocery stores us plebs go to have entire aisles of mediocre bread. I have many questions about how out-of-touch these people are.
aug 31, 2025, 1:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Even most artisanal bakeries sell at least one kind of pretty normal loaf bread because artisanal breads will either last 5 days if you're super lucky or be usable as improvised weapons.
aug 31, 2025, 8:03 pm • 1 0 • view
If you want Wonder Bread, it's right there in the bread aisle, just like on May 16, 1954. Legal white supremacy currently on back order though.
aug 31, 2025, 1:08 pm • 2 0 • view
You'd think after they put the Cracker back on the Crack Barrel logo they could take Labor Day off and rest for a few days. FFS.
aug 31, 2025, 2:41 pm • 1 0 • view
This dunce thought "poncy porous plimsoll" was a banger clausula. A little learning is a dangerous thing etc etc
aug 31, 2025, 12:59 pm • 0 0 • view
The spelling suggests this weirdo is a Brit? Curious to see him boostering postwar rationing induced British cooking. Took them over fifty years to throw off the yoke of “absolutely all British food is terrible.”and recover their roots. Now this simpering fop comes along.
aug 31, 2025, 12:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Its ironic because the verbiage is like sourdough for words.
aug 31, 2025, 12:34 pm • 0 0 • view
A few years before Covid, my buddies wanted to start a satire Drudge Report where we just made up insane conspiracy theories. We started to slowly realize that political parody was dead and none of us could in good faith promote what would eventually be someone’s truth.
aug 31, 2025, 1:45 pm • 11 0 • view
Must not be looking at blue party videos and the ones of their supporters. Makes for interesting entertainment especially those who look like circus freaks.
aug 31, 2025, 12:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Did they stop selling white bread where this woman lives?
aug 31, 2025, 12:21 pm • 22 1 • view
Chipping Norton?
aug 31, 2025, 12:27 pm • 0 0 • view
He just learned other breads exist, didn't he?
aug 31, 2025, 12:21 pm • 4 0 • view
This timelines is so stupid
aug 31, 2025, 2:30 pm • 0 0 • view
She supported Brexit, was an MP in UKIP, is now part of Reform and worked on GB news. Anything that comes out of her mouth is, 1. A lie 2. Right wing propaganda 3. Misinformation 4. Utter BS 5. Best ignored!
aug 31, 2025, 1:56 pm • 2 0 • view
Romantic nostalgia for what would've been considered fake and modern by the romantics of yesterday - truly fascinating.
sep 1, 2025, 8:59 am • 0 0 • view
What can I wake up and be mad about this day? But here, I’d think the trad wives with sourdough starter in their closets might rise up.
aug 31, 2025, 12:22 pm • 8 1 • view
Yes. I immediately thought of all the conservative tread wives who pride themselves on making sourdough.
aug 31, 2025, 12:44 pm • 2 0 • view
fusty ?
aug 31, 2025, 2:04 pm • 0 0 • view
I know this is shocking for people like her, but I'm pretty sure where she lives, there is something like 100 different bread to choose from. But I'm sure she knows it, it's just another everything is woke and I need attention rant.
aug 31, 2025, 12:18 pm • 21 1 • view
like everything conservatives bitch about, the issue isn't the lack of options, it's that the thing they personally don't like SHOULD NOT EXIST and the fact that it does is a problem
aug 31, 2025, 12:30 pm • 41 5 • view
After they took the Cracker off the Cracker Barrel logo, she knew she had to step up and defend White bread.
aug 31, 2025, 2:37 pm • 0 0 • view
For crying out loud..
aug 31, 2025, 12:14 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm interested to hear it tho..because I'm a conservative..🧐🧐
aug 31, 2025, 12:42 pm • 2 0 • view
It’s a weird kind of super-power they have
aug 31, 2025, 12:33 pm • 0 0 • view
If they are going to use the word “woke” like that, they should be banned from use of the word “nosh”.
aug 31, 2025, 12:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Breaks out the tiki torch and marches down to the local artisanal bakery - “the chew will not replace us!”
aug 31, 2025, 12:49 pm • 8 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 4:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Alex Phillips kid, probably: "I'm not eating this broccoli! It's woke!"
aug 31, 2025, 12:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Glad I saw this. It reminded me to lookup the recipe for Russian black bread.
aug 31, 2025, 12:32 pm • 0 0 • view
I wonder if we can convince them that automatic transmissions are feminine and woke? Make clutches great again!
aug 31, 2025, 1:50 pm • 0 0 • view
I’d say there’s probably a 80+% chance this is not a real person and this drivel was written with chatgpt
aug 31, 2025, 12:25 pm • 7 0 • view
We should be so lucky. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Ph...
aug 31, 2025, 1:11 pm • 4 0 • view
Then don't buy sourdough. Problem solved.
aug 31, 2025, 2:49 pm • 0 0 • view
The MAHA ‘discovery’ of boiling raw milk just enough to kill bugs aka pasteurization so they can drink it safely last week was priceless
aug 31, 2025, 3:58 pm • 1 0 • view
in 2015/2016, it was easy to tell who was in on the grift, but now I have no idea who is saying things like this earnestly and who is still saying it for a paycheck.
aug 31, 2025, 12:30 pm • 1 1 • view
"Woke" had long ago devolved to mean "any change that makes conservatives uncomfortable." Now it simply means "change."
aug 31, 2025, 1:15 pm • 1 0 • view
What a moron
aug 31, 2025, 1:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Christ but they whine like jet engines, don't they.
sep 1, 2025, 4:29 am • 0 0 • view
I don't know what this woman is eating, but it does not appear to be bread. Maybe something she picked up on the street and then she got confused about which was the bread?
aug 31, 2025, 12:30 pm • 0 0 • view
This miniature bread. I’ve been working with this for like half an hour. youtu.be/BHGJEdjCoeU?...
aug 31, 2025, 12:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Their manufactured outrage is exhausting. She can afford quality bread (and she can buy as much cheap white bread as she wants at any grocery store)
aug 31, 2025, 1:03 pm • 2 0 • view