Oh fucking please

Entitlement victim.

Sorry Sir, really nothing we can do about your wounded manhood. Might try growing some. 🚬😎

"I lost a button!!!"

Billy Bob Rubio

His clothes aren’t even fuckin wrinkled. These ppl are terrible actors

Remind me again, who are the snowflakes ?

No bruises. No blood. No torn or dirtied clothes. Still, this is pretty brutal to look at.

Yeah. Rub some dirt on it and move on. What a cartoon character he is. A real manly man. 🤮

Brutal beating?! PLEASE He got pushed and fell down. He don’t even land hard. Graduate of the Nancy Mace school of drama!

As I have often said, there is nothing weaker than a maga man. 😉

His shirt is even untucked

Wow. The bruising is so extensive, it’s hard to see

He looks fat to me…. Fine I mean 😭

Aw, the stormtroopers didn't even muss up his french cuffs.

This can't be right, I thought their masculinity was their identity.

I smell a whiplash lawsuit up and coming.

Lol

Exactly. He's been Maced. Well deserved.

🙄

Wasted flesh

You can tell how serious it is by the BP cuff on the outside of the shirtsleeve.

Alpha🤣

OMG!He looks so badly injured!What a dreadful pity.

Oh ffs. Not another Nancy Mace.

We all saw the fall. What a whiny lil bitch.

It's too bad Mega nuts don't have the ability to be embarrassed, or to learn anything from their mistakes. If they did, we wouldn't have to watch them humiliate themselves over and over.

Another 🦴 fide Jack-🫏 🤦🏻‍♀️

Victimhood isn't the only hood these fucking racists like to wear it seems...

Mediocrity is so offensive

I'm sure the medical staff has asked him a number of times, "Fall down, go boom?"

Could be the psych ward?

Oh Jeeze! 🙄

Oh my God, how pathetic!

So these are your alpha males you speak of??

You’ve got to be kidding me

Since he has threatened to take up arms in a “civil war”, I would have expected a little more resilience.

Wow! Thats pathetic.

Look at those soft hands.

Which hand took the "bit of a beating?"

Hahahahaha

He looks fine to me (as in, unhurt)

Maybe they should have to pay the medical bills out of their own pocket instead of causing nonsense injuries that the taxpayers are paying for. Get to work you bunch of morons!

This one of the masculine dudes they want more of 🤷🏻‍♀️

I think you have to call it Whoop Ass in Georgia, Dr. They must have a code for it on check in.

I don’t see any injury on that puffy marshmallow

So pathetically desperate for attention 🙄🙄🙄

Alpha male 🙄

I honestly wish my hands were that smooth.

He might have injured that pillowy soft middle. He told his cleaner, light starch for my close up Mr. deMille

How funny……

Looks like he was really beaten! NOT

Usually dont get hurt when you're drunk and fall down

Where's his injuries? Is he in the mental ward?

They really are man babies.

Oops, I assumed he was a Democrat fighting with Republicans for his constitutes. I misread that video. Sorry guys. I be more aware.

Looks like he is on his death bed . Can You be hospitalized for a bruised ego?

Diagnosis: Krispy Kreme levels dangerously elevated

Methinks he should also get his cholesterol checked while he's there.

Laughter GA repugs lol

He looks fine.

Wow! Whatta Maroon! We saw the video, he was instigating it, he pushed, they pushed harder, he fall down go boom. He was STILL able to get up and continue acting like a dick until they cuffed him, politely I might add!

I hope a blood alcohol test was done, bc the way he was lumbering around looked mighty suspect. Of course, he's going to want to sue everybody even tangentially involved. Elect clowns, get a circus. 🤡🙄

He is banned from the house, what did he expect?

Give the Twinkie a blanket party

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I saw the fall. Dude they are special Ed af. Drink some fucking water and walk it off.

Leave it to the go peee. To make an issue as fragile as snow in the rain. Yet they are the uber?

Moobs

He looks like the guy that would sell used cars during the day and feeds peanut butter sandwiches to the woman he has chained in the basement during the night.

He looks okay to me.

What?No gown?

Careful he looks like George Santos.

😂😂😂

Snowflakes gonna melt under heat.

I didn’t realize how delicate MAGA are.

There’s an alpha male!

MAGA is such a bunch of whiny wimps.

Anyone running for any political office on any level in all states , territories and DC must pass a mental evaluation test.

He did get pushed down. Could have bruised his elbow along with his pride and got man handled by the cops when they cuffed him.

Brutal beating? There ain't a scratch on him.

WWE School Of Fakery graduate!

He didn't even get a penalty and free kick, his fall was so poorly acted out.

HR monitor crookedly dangling from the wrong finger.

The dude tripped on a guy's foot while moving backwards. 😂 Drama Queen tryin' to flex his masculinity?

Pulse oximeter, blood pressure cuff, hasn't wet himself. Nah, he's fine.

Except the bp cuff is on OVER his shirt sleeve (wrong) and the pulse ox should be on the OTHER hand; not the same one as the bp cuff.

Those are great observations.

Real Alpha Male

How many of us #women zipped to a pharmacy for an aluminum finger splint and some first aid tape, did up our own wounded digit with scarcely a grimace and got back to work? Many! [waves merrily]

Lol, I see inbreeding🤣

He's gonna need some plaster on that injury if he wants to graduate.

Who's paying for his performative hospital stay?

Pathetic photo op 🖕😡

Excuse me. Some of us are old enough to know that Michael Tracy founded that school, long before Nancy Mace came along.

Not a mark on him.

I'm 70 years old. I went down hard on a paved pickleball court recently. I got up, shook it off, and kept playing!

Next a lawsuit.

Why would you want to appear to be so soft?

Old photo from 2016 when he went in to finalise his charisma and masculinity by pass surgery. You can clearly see that he still has 3-4% left of his charisma and masculinity here.

Is this the character from Willy Wonka that turns into a blueberry?

Always looking for $. The GOP are the ambulance chasers of the political world!

Wasting resources that real patients need

Does his insurance cover fake injuries?

What do you call a male "Karen"? A Coulton!

Did they take his blood alcohol?

Please. Barely a combed-over hair out of place.

He’s a PAB.

I saw the video he FELL DOWN. Talk about fragile jeebus….

I can't wait until he tells Jasmine Crockett to see him outside.

Those people are all professional victims.

What a whiney snowflake

Oh, I thought he checked himself into a mental hospital. Seems like that would have been more appropriate.

LOL, wut happened?

✅ Joe Dirt pencil mustache ✅ keyboard warrior jelly rolls ✅ bruises like a Georgia peach

Poor baby. He got what he deserved.

It seems to be blocked Captain 🫡

Not for me! 🤷🏻‍♂️

The second time around, I was in an office with a lieutenant Colonel and his men, and he determined not to enlist me.

The Jair Bolsonaro approach comes to America.

I watched the video......what a pussy !

But....but....but he had to have an X-ray of his FINGER. The TRAGEDY!!

Who is going to pay his bill? Is he going to be denied payment by his insurance company for a frivolous ER visit?

The right is full of pansies and it’s time we start bullying them like the world intended

Traumatized incel has diminished libido? 🥴🫣😱 😬🦠😷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦

He shoulda belly bumped the "attacker" away.

Nothing says masculine like a neck-beard.....🤣....

What sweet alpha male.

It's Nancy Mace's brother!

I saw it, he fell down. faked just like bad b-ball players.

Should have been rehab unit. He was obviously drunk.

Give me a break- we all saw the video Colton. I guess FAFO also is used on the Republican side.

That was hysterical! I could only imagine what would happen if he stubbed his toe!

This is the reason why conservatives are worried about a masculinity decline in America . They are all a bunch of whiny little bitches .

Lmfao

Also why they need the guns and lifted trucks to go to Wal-Mart. They aren’t tough and are scared of the dark. The moment you bully them back they scream about calling the police.

He FAFO. It's his own fault. All he did was make a fool out of himself. Dumbass

This guy looks to me like he’s a Civil War reenactor.

not a mark on him

Ooooh, he looks SO injured. 🙄

😂 brutal beating? I saw the video. He fell over his own self.

Why do they all have faces that look like bearded scrotums?

Their heads disappear when it gets cold.

He doesn’t seem to show any obvious signs of any injuries.

Perhaps they will accidentally remove one of his kidneys.

But manly men. Right? Is he going for Amish/backwoods daddy vibe (Jenny’s dad in ForestGump ) lifetime Movie

Colton Moore: Awards: Georgia Auctioneer Champion 2016, International Auctioneers Championship Finalist 2017[1] His word salads as an auctioneer probably rival trump. If he loses his bid for re-election, he can get work as a hog-caller

🤡🤡 His own fault for being a gate-crasher where he is not authorized. I think large Marge tried the same thing before.

These MAGA 'alphas' are the weakest, whiniest, pussies in the country. No wonder they made the weakest of them all their dear leader.

The officer who took him down for resisting arrest didn't even come to his shoulder.

I thought they’re the party of real masculinity. The alphas.

White republican men look like Pillsbury doughboys

Must be alphalphas

I watched the video. Guy totally took a dive.

He looks like he needs a psyche evaluation, just like Nancy Mace.

Another snowflake hypocrite a**hat

How embarrassing to have a pic taken while your vitals are being checked 🤡

He is the Nancy Mace in male form!! Pathetic

We don't put the pulse ox on the same arm where we're taking your blood pressure. 🙄

He should tan his genitals. I hear that's the path to masculinity

I’m sorry, but you simply haven’t been “brutally beaten” if your cufflinks are still attached. 💅

Aww. Did himb get a boo-boo on his widdle pinkie?

These fucking people are nuts.