What a fucking baby

Is he pointing to Russia?

Dan Quayle is head and shoulders above him😐

Celebrity now huh. LOL it seems like a trophy should be given out.

Well to be fair to JD Mabelline did you SEE that couch? Come on! I mean he's just a red blooded American boy after all... Plus it was practically asking for it with those saucy pillows and that see through crocheted throw. Really, it was the couches fault...

Face, meet fist

A pummeling fist!

When you're less popular than: Aaron Burr Spiro Agnew Dick Cheney Nelson Rockafeller Andrew Johnson Dan Quayle It's you, you little sofasexual.

👏😹

Actually, JD Dunce is the worst VP no matter where he is.

JD is a Venereal Disease

JD is a VD

VD Jance

VD Vance.

President dick taster and vise president venereal disease jance I like of

Just another one of his names.

Is he really the VP? As in, the one elected to step into the office of the P if needed? Did voters in the U.S. think this through? That seems weird.

Pretty sure I would’ve liked Dahmer better. At least he took responsibility for his actions

Well that's not true because he and his politics are hurting and killing way more than a few people.

I think you're being unkind to Dahmer. Vance is much worse.

Ohio has a long list…

Rep. Gym Jordan deserves a mention as well.

Should be the first name from Ohio because he was the beginning of the corruption that started this Nazis regime.

Haven't thought about it before, but they do have a J and a D in their names.

Jeffrey Dahmer Vance

I've always wondered what the JD stood for... Apparently, in the Ohio tradition, Jeffrey Dahmer Dunce

Congrats @fpwellman.bsky.social

Love your work !

You got that fool's attn...keep distracting the sob. JD has one goal, that is to conquer and divide. How the hell do you go to a country u invited and expect the citizens to embrace rhetoric. #JD.not.qualified

That man couldn't slam a door.

Disastrous visit. Ill informed Vance insulting and threatening the people of Denmark and Greenland. Denmark who per capita had more deaths and injuries from Iraq, Afghanistan than any other allied country apart from US. Vance and co have no idea what they are doing. It’s dangerous.

They know. It's just that their goals are evil.

They have EVERY idea what they’re doing, and that’s even more dangerous. This is deliberate.

Well done, You!

Arse. 120% fact

Well done, Fred!

Badge of honor! Congratulations.

They keep saying jams Vance slams or this or that, but when I do read what JD Vance says, it always reads like petulant whining or wife-beating-coded verbal abuse by JD Vance

It seems he gets minor jobs to irritate people while the actual government jobs are being done by other people behind teh scenes. Maybe Vance is just being used as a distraction while the country is being dismantled.

I wouldn't minimalize or reduce someone like Vance like that. While he's definitely a front man for the man behind the curtain,but equally dangerous

Actually NONE of the ones you 'see' are the dangerous ones. Look to people like Stephen Miller for the true evil villains. Someone butt hurt Miller bad when he is a child and he has vowed to get even. Especially against women. Momma didn't love him I guess. I mean, who would?

I've come across enough dangerous men in my life to know to not lower my guard on the ones like Vance. Miller is a fascist with plan & power yes but men like Vance are a different type of dangerous because there is this resentment that festers in them towards people like Miller & everyone else too

Miller is the most evil and seems to wield the most behind-the-curtain power. I'd like to see him gone. He's so creepy. But, it sure is fun to watch him lose his shit on national TV.

Miller was the one who confirmed HE HEARD Felon47 "green light" the strike? Wooppie cushion didn't agree! The fact they were discussing this means donnie dumbo could deny he told them to do it if it turned out bad!

youtu.be/FC1GagdOD2Q?...

Russ Vought! He's the current mastermind. He's soft spoken and is seen smiling while the others are destroying our democracy at his behest using his project 2025 guide. He's the quiet ever evil that you don't see coming or expect.

The hidden influences are the worst.

This is the one I've been saying since 1st go around. He implemented the children and parent separation with no care on how to reunite. Had kids in camps. Him and Heritage Foundation pulling all the strings. Trump is the monkey with a sharpie they bought as the face.

Congrats, Fred!

That is their playbook. Double down on their fake message

👏👏👏👏👏👏 you triggered the couchfucker, nice😎

Well done, Fred!

Just keep needling him. He is ignorant, graceless, uneducated, undiplomatic, & will never in a million years make a Statesman. He learned nothing from what education he got. He know nothing of world affairs but insinuates himself into them & looks like the idiot he is. Arrogance of the stupid=Vance

Well, he is educated-but he is the epitome of DEI college acceptance. He’s a low-life scumbag.

Using DEI as a slur supports his cause

I want using it as a slur. It’s just a fact.

Sorry, you're doubling down as if it makes it right to use DEI as a slur

Lowlife/scumbag is the slur. Also a fact.

Those are insulting terms but not slurs

CEI = Caucasian Elitism Ignorance

Hawley. Cruz. Vance. I don’t think Yale is sending us their best.

When will people learn? Those college names don’t stand for integrity, if they ever did. They only stand for power over us.

That’d be Harvard for Cruz.

That’s right!

Ultimate DEI.

CEI = Caucasian Elitism Ignorance

I agree!

There's "educated" (ie, I got a degree from there) and then there's Educated (I learned while there - and since then). And yes, agree that he's DEI everything.

He faked his way through obviously. I’ve seen these hillbillies ALMOST get it all my life.

Yep.

Mazel Tov!

You hurt his feelings. Remember what they used to tell us about our feelings? 😭😭😭

They're all snowflakes

😂

Shay D Vance cannot be trusted!

That's it...

He should come to Canada. I’ll give him the welcome he deserves. Fargo style!

And how much did this little escape cost to taxpayers? If DOGE wants to save the government $$$ then, these stupid trips should not be allowed.

Fuck off Vance!

Flew in. Stayed on base. Took a few photos. Left after a shorter time than expected. Just like his military enlistment.

Don't forget "nobody told me it was cold here"

No one had an extra bed so he would have had to sleep with I mean on the couch.

#JDVance thinks countries should kowtow to him. I have no idea why he thinks that. He hasn’t earned respect, on the contrary. He sounds like an angry petulant child.

Request to the Media : Don't tag along next time, don't give him airtime, don't ask him to speak in a microphone. NOBODY CARES ! NO VP RALLY FROM GREENLAND ! Don't give him Airtime. Thanks Media..

Yes let’s try that here and see how well that works out. I mean I’m sure there are people that would open the door for that clown show, but I wonder how many wouldn’t — and bring out the plastic couch protectors if they did let them in

And hide the cans of spray paint

They’re a horde of misanthropes.

I'd open the door to let him in! Then I'd seal the door shut with a massive padlock!

And the nation would be grateful for your sacrifice😉

🫡🫡😂

You saw how they protested at his ski weekend. Loved that.

You know that you’ve made it when…

Congrats Fred

well done!

The truth hurts

What happened? Did you comment on the poor job he did applying his eyeliner?

Hollow man with an incredibly weak ego

Make sure you have all the best enemies. Well done.

Sometimes, the truth hurts. But, what's that song? 🤔 Oh, yeah, now I remember. Let's see: sticks and stones may hurt my bones, but names will never hurt me. Trump, vance, and musk need to grow a spine and a set of balls. If you want to be in politics, you should expect some pushback.

You rascal, you. Keep up the good work.

Trump is VP, I don’t even know what Vance is

Where’s JD’s suit? He should thank him.

Why aren't you wearing a suit, fucko?

Why isn’t he wearing a suit?

Because it was "cold as shit and nobody told him" 🤣

No one tells him anything. lol. I feel like he’s saying “is that Russia over there?”

He was a 'stones throw' from the North f#$King Poll. Jeez, look at a map, why don't ya.

He was trying to look cool like Zalenskyy. But Zalenskyy definitely wore it better!

Zelenskyy is superior in every way. It’s no wonder lil JD feels so emasculated by him

Jesus! No contest....

Vance is not a war president. Think he's is just at war with himself...

But, but: he wore a hat during a meal with troops .... breaking protocol....how cool.

Wow! Even more of a “maverick” than this one! 👇😂😂

Congrats!

I love this for you.

Good work then!

Congrats, and this female DEI vet says fuck him and his wife.

It can be good to be recognised. I would add that he’s not just the worse US VP ever, he’s the worse VP in the world….ever.

Hey Vance! Go fuck yourself. Or a couch.

He aspires to date a Lazy-boy

Sideshow bob says what

The truth hurts

Nice.

Vance is a liar,a creep,and a quite nasty selfcentered dangerous man.

He’s so touchy! And I bet he wanted to blame Usha but she told him to shut up

What JV, and his boss, ignore, is that the various treaties exist because the US saw the importance of security in Europe over the last 100 years. Yes, things have changed, but the threats remain.

Omg this is fabulous!!!!

Why do I suddenly want to listen to the Smiths right now?

Lol, IKR?

I almost spit out my coffee 🤣🤣🤣👍🔥

🤣

Omg.....great work!

Spemo Agnew

Going around trying to look like a Gerard No Way.

🤣 My Chemical Meltdown

That is beautiful ha ha ha

Wow, Maybelline Mary gave you a shout out! Congrats, Fred!

Bravo Fred!!

Way to go

Go, Fred!

He is the most thin-skinned fragile flower I have ever seen.

A snowflake just like all Republikkkans. At the first wisp of heat they melt.

👍🏼👍🏼

Badge of honor, Fred.

Poor baby. Poor spoiled, self indulged idiot baby.

Oh oh oh, new head line. Times India Coverage of His Spat with JD Makes Wellman an Amazed Man.

It’s has become well known that the ACTORS are ineffective at every level. Even gaslighting. The access to real time information every American has available on their hand held devices has made it much harder to conceal the corruption.Our filters are getting better at seeing the truth.

The times of India dig Fred dig

Hey Usha did you give Jack Kennedy Schlossberg an answer on his offer?🩷

You win!!

JD is an embarrassment to men in general.

💥 WTG, Mr Fred! #JDVANCEISWEIRD

Well Done WellMan 👏

Why Doesn't He Wear A Suit? Fucking Temu Zelenskyy D'ohBoy

Why wasn’t he wearing a suit?

😀

Mazel Tov!

well done!!!!

Suck it up, Vance!

I mean you have to be pretty fucking awful to surpass Agnew, Ford, Cheney, Quayle, Johnson, Burr, Coolidge…

...Pence...

Andrew Johnson

And he is

Snowflake

He’s a very ordinary man but extremely odious

If the shoe fits….

They’re damaging not just the U.S. But the whole world.

Congrats, Fred!👊🏻

Someone should put Vance in a pool of piranha fish

😹

He’s about to, just take it out.

lol

#FireThemAll

Keep it up Fred! You are living in JD’s brain rent free!! Here is link to actual article: timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/jd-...

Well done!

Nice country you got there, be a shame if anything happened to it.

But did JD say fank you?

Go, Fred!

I wonder what he thought was wrong with his real name of Donald Bowman.

Yeah, if you are changing your name and you are not an actor, I dunno, just screams you shouldnt be put in charge of something because you can't even handle dealing with your own name.

At least he will not be able to vote...like all married women who changed their name....and he did it twice. I still marvel at Usha spawning three lids with this trash. Guess she knew how to worm her way in.....

Congratulations 🏆

Tax Felons telling you the reason for deficits isn't their them or their tax cuts. It's Europe.

That’s a high standard, indeed!

Nice work Fred

Man oh man. Nazis are very insecure. One would think being the Master race would build thicker skin.

Congrats!

Fred Wellman, Good Job I say to you. GOOD JOB

That means you must be doing something right.

Dan Quayle is happily humming to himself, quite pleased that he’s no longer viewed as the worst Vice President.

This is Spiro Agnew erasure. But Vance might be worse than Agnew too.

Agreed! Agnew was rotten but was out for himself whereas Vance just wants to F up the whole country No different than a band of marauders raping and pillaging as they go

He's touchy. Probably because his love child has come forward.

🤣😂

Send a fabric sample to 23&Me for proof.

jesus that’s funny. and the ottoman has me howling!! how do we know about the couch? did he “spill the beans” in his book?

It’s not true, but it’s so much fun to make fun of him!!

Agreed !! I'm loathe to be a party in any spreading of misinformation & check sources before I post, "they're eating cats & dogs" infuriated me to take the above action. He may not have banged a couch But he's banging this entire country now. (so, here I am...)

👍👍

LOL, but seriously: www.technologyreview.com/2025/03/25/1...

lolololol

“Imagine, basing an entire empire on a footstool”—Seinfeld

I love this response.

Omg!

He asked those soldiers what they did. I hope they didn't tell him. They spy on Russia & loose lips sink ships. My husband worked on that base years ago. They spied on Russia. That's what they do there. It's part of NORAD.

🤫 That’s classified! Oh, wait. Never mind. Tell the Atlantic!

#jdvance #vpusa #vance #couchlover #trumpkisser #WorstVPinUSAhistory

Is he using drumpf's fine point Sharpies again?

The Cabbage Patch Doll you never wanted and still don’t. 😆

Hahaha. They are so into decorum and taste, and culture, and seemliness, and even, attractiveness! A ship of fools and misfits.

Keep it up!

He's almost the creepiest asshole in the world. Almost. He's no crazy musky and he's not the felon prez. He's just some runner up with bad eyeliner.

The worst!

He’s an evil m f’er though.

Bravo, Fred!!! Don’t know what you said but you got Baby Huey to pout!!! Makes my day!

“[W]e think we're going to be able to cut a deal, Donald Trump-style, to ensure the security of this territory….” So we’ll renege on whatever we promise to pay them for it?

Well done, Fred! 👏👏👏👏

Does JD "Wrinkledink" Vance miss his couch?

I will consider adding Wrinkledink to this list. Right along with Treason-Weasel. And JDTaliban. And Vancypants. They're all good, but my fave is #ShadyJD

Oooo … hitting a nerve! Well done, Fred. 👊

I stand with Fred!!

Ugly pug face cunt has ruffled traitor feathers?

Congrats Fred! This Desert Storm Vet asked me to post this for him. Today at the SLO Tesla protest. Lots of air horn honks from truckers on the 101.

That is me.

Set the jarhead straight! Bravo zulu!

Excellent!

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

It is. Your description was spot on. He goes barking at them like some little junkyard dog about Denmark NOT INVESTING after all the $ slashing here - and does so on their soil. He will not be returning any time soon.

Jd is quite the unmanly snowflake

Getting under the fascist hillbilly’s very thin skin. Great work Fred!🤣❤️👍

As Gov Beshear said "he ain't from here" JDVance is not a Hillbilly,never lived in Appalachia(not even in the Appalachian section of Ohio).He lied in that book to make money. As Appodlachia podcast says(& collected) there's a million better books on us. Don't grace him with the title "hillbilly"

I’m still looking for the Appalachians in Ohio. Lived in eastern, attended OU, traveled up thru central part and had family in north east. Where did I miss?

If you were in Athens Co. you were in an area considered Appalachia. Southeastern/Eastern Counties, but certainly not Middleton where Vance grew up.

I agree about Vance. John Glenn, Dean Martin and I didn’t grow up in Appalachia either despite what maps and printed materials suggest. Athens is located in the foothills. My travels would take me through Cincinnati, Zanesville and St. Clairsville. Rolling hills but no mountains.

Appalachia is a geographic and cultural designation of areas in 13 states. Only West Virginia is considered entirely in Appalachia.

I beg your pardon. You stated that there were 3 regions in Ohio. I replied with what I know from experience: cities that are not of that culture or of geographical areas.

No, I didn't say Ohio,where I grew up, had 3 regions. But it does have an area recognized as part of Appalachia. Ohio is one of the 13 Appalachia states.

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#ShillbillyElegy JD Vance is Putin's Puppet.

Crybaby Elegy

Perfect!👏👏👏

VD Vance, for when you think, "a condom could have prevented this.."

Meth addicts don't use them....

😂❤️👍

😂😂😂😂😂😂

You only spoke the truth.

You are my hero!

Streisand effect is getting worn out with these guys.

Make this little bitch cry, Fred. Call him "BOWMAN." He ALSO has to use his birth name. No more gender affirming care for him, either.

Highest Honors for Fred!

Good job

Thank you for finding this still. It's perfect!

Eat my edelweiß, motherfuckers.

Mmmm ... Captain Von Trapp was such a Nazi hating Daddy 🤣❤️

Did you know that a small cut had to be made in the flag so that Christopher Plummer could actually start to tear it?

Death by a thousand cuts

Most people have to do that with scotch tape! So no surprise there given that a flag will have a stitched turned hem or reinforced selvage.

If you watch the sequence, you can see him feel for the cut. I know all this because I did the Sound of Music location tour last year!

Kudos to the Props dept to make it happen. Was it done in a single take?

I think so – after they'd worked out the cut thing.

Defiance always starts with a small cut!

Word …

Let's cut!!!

👏👏👏

Aw crap, now I have that song stuck in my head....thanks! 🤣👍

That always helps.

Best reply!

Congratulations

Guess you should go to your safe house.

Wait wait. You mean to tell us that instead of working for the Americans that did vote him into office he spends his time reading social media posts? Well done MAGAs.

You made an impression 😂

Seems you got eyeliner Vance’s attention 😂

Oh, poor baby Vance!

Vance is an immature fuckwit, not a vice president

In that group immature fuckwit makes him in charge

Congratulations!

Well I’d like to congratulate Fred Wellman!

You rock Fred! Don't let up!!

Love you Fred.

Totally cool 😎

I knew I liked you Fred!!!

Chucky is vile

Oh, my,,,JD's skin's so thin one could read his copy of Mein Kampf through it.

This is amazing. And this is fucking accurate.

Terrible VP but his eyeliner is on point

Thats because it’s the Ozzie Ozbourne special (tattooed on)😂.

Shame on you for hurting the jelly babies feelings, lol

The couch humper feelings r hurt.😂🤣

shit a stop for fuel would have been longer!

He is also the very worst ignorant, human.

Until January 2025, Dan Quayle held that title. Now, vance is so far ahead as worst vp, he will probably retire the title.

Nice work, Fred. As usual 💪🏻🇺🇸

Soul Glo 2025

😂

Stay the course!

I hate to break this to you, JD, but not only are you the worst VP in history, you're one of the worst human beings. A soul-selling, neo-Nazi, imperialist, hate-mongering scoundrel. So sorry, sir, but that's the truth.

There is 1 word which in my opinion describes it very well: #Kakistocracy I learned it recently, but I love it: "A kakistocracy is a government run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakisto... Describes the US "Govenment of Idiots" pretty well.

Congrats! Your voice is being heard.

Great job Fred. Living in his head rent free. What a snowflake.

❄️

Keep it up Fred, JD “can’t handle the truth”! 👏👏👏

👍🛋️🔥

Dang, son! What did you say?

Awesome Kudos to you

Do you feel slammed? 🫣

Team Wellman

Woohoo 🙌🙌🙌🙌 CONGRATULATIONS 🎉

Nice work Fred

Congratulations, Fred. You do have time to make worse VP remarks.

I do actually. Plenty of time.

🇨🇦🧡

Apparently, his schedule has some downtime.

Good work Fred!

congrats! that's awesome.

Looking forward to a day when there are adults in the government again. This VP is an angry little boy.

VP Whoopee Cushion is not amused.

🤣🤣🤣

crybabies...snowflakes this is the "masculine energy" they want to restore

Well done Fred

Nailed it Fred.

These Maga lunatics have the thinnest skin this side of cigarette paper. How do the Maga cultists not notice what whiny little babies they are? With due respect to babies, for whom there is hope.

Good job!!

Congratulations!

I see you have a fan. Your living rent free in his head. Lol

Truth hurts

Apparently you’re getting to him, which means you should definitely keep going.

Congratulations on pressing all of the right buttons.

Awww you hurt his feelings

I was not a huge JD Vance fan to start but he’s really turned out to be a real douche bag.

Congratulations!

I thought vance had a brain in his head, but the more I learned about him, the more ignorant he obviously is.

He's a snowflake

Such a petty man.