DEAD MAN WALKING! Reports are coming in the White House has begun a search for a new Secretary of Defense after yet another colossal embarrassment by Pete Hegseth. This time there are reports of sharing classified strike plans in a group chat on his personal phone including his wife! My latest:
So who next? Hannibal Lector? Bozo the Clown? How about my dog? No...she's a black female and way too bright!
Have they vetted Hegseth's wife?
Beetle Baily up next.
He should never have been confirmed. Shame on MAGA senate majority. youtu.be/Bu_Ihl3QlRo
We’ve reached the point where the White House likely welcomes having to fire a drunken, unqualified Secretary of Defense to distract from the crashing economy and ridiculous tariff policy. 🤮🤮🤮
At least Hegseth was wise enough to retain a copy of Mein Kampf in the Naval Library, while culling other books. He can comfort himself by reading about how another fellow traveler overcame similar struggles.
Break out the head of lettuce. 🥬
Clown didn’t make it 3 months if this is true….3 months.
Can’t wait to see who the next colossal embarrassment will be that will last the next 3 months
I’m thinking it will be Kid Rock or Hulk Hogan next.
I think the Generals should start sending all sorts of fake attack info to his phone and see what happens.
Con te partirò, dude.
and you know he can't walk a straight line. especially after this afternoon.
Just listen…Michael Flynn…The Senate voted for Hegseth… give Flynn a go. Lying seems to be mandatory for this Administration, so no problem. Felon? So’s Trump…birds of a feather.
I’m thinking Flynn too or maybe his brother that helped cover up J6. He just retired.
not Flynn, NOT Flynn 😟
Trump doesn’t have the ability to choose a competent person because competency isn’t the issue… having a ‘yes’ man is the issue. Loyalty above patriotism.
When larping just isn’t enough.
It is amazing listening to Hegseth complain about how the press goes after people. Is that what he did at FOX? Hmmm
IF this #Hegseth person did do a CUT of Classified text from a program on a SIPRNet server, and IF he PASTED it into an Unclassified "Signal" chat on a NIPRNet server--then it's Not, "Inadvertent Disclosure". That Would Be A Dangerous #Criminal Act Causing Serious Damage To The National Security.
Well past time! The Pentagon needs competent leadership!
I’ve heard there’s a short short list.
Donald Trump is the Commander in Chief. As such he needs to take responsibility for everything that happens because of his actions an on his watch, such as who he puts in various positions of power. If he does not he is weak and a coward. THAT is how we need to frame all of these events.
Nothing is going to change until people start overtly blaming it on Trump, not Hegseth. Everyone including media outlets and politicians need to start framing it as, "This really makes Donald Trump look stupid, inexperienced and naive". It has to be about him, and it has to make him look bad.
It’s almost as if you need someone qualified to be the Sec. of Defense! Who knew?
Maybe in order to make up for his sexual predations of other women whiskey Pete the rapist shares classified info with his wife. I wonder if she has secret Russian e-mail accounts…..
It’s not like the new guy will be any better. He was their top pick!
Why don’t they just give our country to China and Russia to split since that’s what he’s trying to do. We will be bankrupt with China. I wonder if he’s paying our bills or is he stealing our money!
Yeah they should all be done for using Signal as an official communication channel not just Hegseth. This is the opposite of the transparency they claim to care about.
couldn't happen to a shittier Nazi Let's hope Plump doesn't scrape the bottom of the sycophant magnet barrel again looking for a washed up TV personality for reality show administration
Can we not hire a drunk Fux News host this time? Also…not traitor Flynn.
To be fair he was probably planning to put his wife in charge of the nuclear arsenal 🙄😡
Who wants to bet that Flynn’s bro gets the nomination? www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Maybe Dump won’t fire him because he needs white nationalist loyalists to destroy the US, he wants to be a dictator and Keg-Seth is a fucking nazi who wants the same, so if he is replaced, it will be someone worse than WhiskeyLeaks 😱
Now would be a great time for democrats to band together to block the next nominee from making it to the floor for a vote.
Hang on, I’m busy texting war plans. I’ll comment later.
Wait, hiring a drunk, Nazi, Fox News weekend host wasn’t a good idea?
Kegsbreath. lol
Rating on Fox just went up for auditions
May have it’s downfall since can be temporarily appointed
Trump listed opening on porn site.
What haunts me is that there is absolutely nothing in our experience with Trump to say that the replacement will not be worse.
Let us hope the next one isn’t a drunk!
Now he’ll have time to go to rehab!
So, you're saying that cosplaying PT with SOF dudes isn't sufficient? 🤨
I think this is more along the lines of "DRUNK MAN STAGGERING!"
I guess he’s already hired everyone from FOX News and now the search begins at FOX Sports.
Trumps next pick
Dumb!!!!
He needs to spend more time with family?
Trump better not pull strings and bring Flynn back…
He’ll just bring his brother in. Then bro can just hire Flynn like #SecDef Guantanamo Pete did.
Going down like a Zero.
If Hegseth's wife is joining her hubbie globe-hopping to high-level meetings--who is parenting their children? Does anybody know if taxpayers have been footing the bill for the Hegseths' nanny?
He’s doing the nanny.
He needs to be investigated by Congress and explain to us free loading parasitic Americans why he needs to include a support group with him at all times
To keep him sober
He's an idiot! There's just no excuse for his behavior.
I’m putting my money on Erik Prince. He’s been skulking around all over the place.
What’s getting lost in all this chaos is why are we killing innocent folks in Yemen Resisting genocide in Gaza brings relentless air strikes Are war crimes our go to foreign policy now? Military madness How long before they are calling in air strikes on protesters in the streets?
As America’s military begins to crumble, it’s NOT because of “woke” or “DEI”, it’s ENTIRELY the fault of Republican’s installing Hegseth as the Secretary of Defense! Next time, Republicans should try CHOOSING WISELY!
Now do Navarro! Now do Nutlick! Make Trump beg for mercy.
Who's doing me?
Finally, America is Great 😸👍👍👍🙏🙏
First cabinet member to go? I thought it would be Rubio.
Maybe a 2-fer, Rubio and Hegseth at the same time.
Inshallah. What a fuckin LOSER 😂
Only the best people ! So who’s next, hmmm Jesse Watters from FOX could be a good Trump admin fit, he has already suggested bombing Greenland. Or could fit in another female FOX blonde into the mix ? What do you think Susie Wiles ? Remember only the best people you fukin clowns.
Alex Jones?
The smell of dead meat wafting from the Pentagon. Betcha he keeps his top secret clearance as he staggers back to Fox.
Pete's smart phone is gonna get us all killed
Well past time to go!!!!
And what incompetent, boot licking, yes man will replace him?
Dont ask
I should hope so. WTF, kegsbreath??? MikeMike's microchip was just included in your latest Signal war plans
To save his job, he'll just post pics of himself working out with Hulk Hogan. He thought the job was about flying on cool planes and jogging with Seals, maybe watching missiles explode some apartment buildings. And saying "DEI" every hour, like a cuckoo clock...
Scrapping the bottom of the barrel, could take some time.
Time for this horrible regime to all be fired.
...based on those #50501 protests, there's another spot that needs to be vacated...
what people are missing is that this is still the Trump administration, so the next one is probably going to be a complete psycopath, instead of just incompetent in two months people will miss Hegseth
Fire Hogsbreath!
Hulk Hogan, anyone? Just spitballing.
Hubris and ego kill
Oh nooooooo…. no more secret stuff coming to us ???
He’s a tool. Time to replace the whole administration.
That took longer than I thought it would!
They should trade him back to Fox News for a bottle gin.
This is why DEI is important in hiring practices. But apparently they thought DUI hires are the same as DEI
Would have loved to have seen his face when he found out about this
Does he even care?
Anything that doesn’t praise or make the dear leader look good/any negative attention/criticism make narcissists like this go crazy.
The embarrassment is to those who picked this unqualified person.
It shouldn't be too hard to find his replacement, all you have to do is think of the most unqualified person to do his job, and that person will be 100 times more qualified than him. I guess we'll all have to watch Fox News and figure out who's next in line for his job. Hannity? Waters? Doocy?🤔
When I got the text telling me where the next military strike was going to be I deleted and reported as junk and then blocked the sender thinking it was just another toll paying phishing scheme. I'll be more careful to keep those next time.
Sadly, Trump could pick someone even worse. 🤮🤬
Who's left at Fox News? Jesse Watters would have similar competence to Hegseth.
Trump wants someone in charge who will use the military for his own nefarious purposes.
I feel a bender is in his future!
I dont think he stopped the last one
Good. Get rid of him and then prosecute him.
@fetterman.senate.gov maybe the senate can do its actual job with the next nominee
Perhaps the senate could do their actual job when the next nominee comes in front of them for a vote @johnfetterman @davemccormick
I’ll believe it when I see it. 🤞 brace for impact Tho a replacement w this regime is terrifying
😂😂😂 The Vultures!! Touché!!
That's a really low bar. Maybe the next one should be picked on the premise that they have proven abilities and experience to actually do the job. Just sayin'
This absolutely should be, but definitely won’t be, followed by charges.
He was clearly incompetent and ill-suited for the role of SoD before he was nominated.
Which TV personality will it be?
Breaking News!! Two names have been put forth for Secretary of Defense, Marjorie Taylor Green and Lauren Boebert..... #TrumpIsShit
Take me now Lord!
😄
But it has to be both of them at the same time bc after all, little lady brains. Meanwhile...
I gotta ask: how much of a security risk is his wife now?
Apparently today the White House is deciding to wait. Wait until he does something so stupid that innocent people die.
I’m sure he has info to sell to support himself.
They’re not gonna choose anyone worthy of the title. It was BEYOND clear this man was unfit and under qualified for this position and they still chose to bestow it upon him. An absolute fucking circus of disaster.
First, they probably won't replace him. Second, why don't they have alternates lined up, vetted, etc in case the first pick is not confirmed?
Any guesses on his new nominee? It will be hard to find someone less qualified than Hegseth yet my confidence is high!
Oh I got it— Tucker Carlson.
Let’s get this straight. He’s unfit for any job. I would certainly be fired for leaking confidential files, let alone drunken texting my team. And heads up, nothing I handle is TOP SECRET
See who saw this coming when he was nominated? Anyone?
I don't watch Fox . . . Who is left over there that might catch trump's eye and fill the slot? >smile<
It’s going to be fun watching them explain why the next flunky is not going to screw up.
Next up: Bill O’Reilly 🫣🙄
Hegseth must be at the very bottom of the complete idiot poll if Trump is thinking about replacing him.
That's the problem with those DUI hires...
Wasn't Mommy on that chat too?
Sadly, they've got karo-lying leavitt to choose the next nominee for Secretary of Defence... 🙄
I'm sure they will pick another deplorable asshole.
Best kept secret all day! lol
I bet Stephen Miller is yelling, "Me, me, me!!!" [==*==]
Well, Karoline Leavitt says it’s “FAKE NEWS,” so… Pete’s probably gone within a week or so.
Heard a pundit say DeSantis and Ernst are back in the running for #SecDef.
Not a shock. Drunk does what drunks do. Drinks on job during interviews.
What a shame 🤪🤪🤪
They will let him resign (even if, behind the curtains, they will tell him it’s a face saving strategy or else!)
Have seen some vibes. Gone by the 4th.
Does he get to keep the booze he bought with his military expense account
I hope they televise the pushup contest between the finalists!!
Maybe FOX will take him back.
She said FAKE NEWS LOL
They will replace him with another clown.
Knowing Trump, he may be eying Mike Flynn, Rudy Giuliani or Mike Lindell. One way or the other, Trump will find a way to deconstruct our defense department (to Putin’s liking).
Don’t let the Pentagon door hit you in the ass on the way out.
