Trumpy: Ok, arrest that guy, he looks like a Democrat. Vancey: Can do! Trumpy: Give that guy two votes, he looks like a Republican. Vancey: But that’s Gov. New- Trumpy: No, I am the best at judging things. That’s why I judged teen pageants! Vancey: And we wish you’d stop talking about that.
Tbf newsom kinda is lmao
Can we get Newsom to re-register? @governor.ca.gov Hey! We have an idea!
@theclearcider.bsky.social Figured you’d like this.
Annnnd… scene!
A masterpiece for the ages.
When can I demand an award? Or do I need to become president and then take over as chairman?
Pretty much yeah.
Oh my gosh! That’s still work. Did that one dictator leave already? I hear he’s fantastic at winning elections. I could grab some pointers.
I believe so yes.
Aaaaargh, what a jackass! Can we issue, like, an arrest warrant so we can detain him?
I’m being told he already has a couple.
We're very close to the ICJ issuing an arrest warrant. My money it's going to be after he starts arming russia.
I love how you went with Trumpy and I was referencing Putin and Trumpy!
Trumpy? SCOTUS will just rule it an official act.