uh, so if I have this right, Tesla sent a Cybertruck owner a cease and desist for rapping about the truck, and then deactivated said truck on the side of the road until he signed it??
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How is this not grand theft? 🤔
aug 11, 2025, 4:05 am • 0 0 • view
I am Elon’s cuck But they left me stuck Now I’m out of luck Stranded like a shmuck Think I give a fuck? I still love the truck!!
aug 11, 2025, 5:17 pm • 0 0 • view
It's probably not a good idea to buy a 100k truck from the second most insecure man in America.
aug 11, 2025, 1:23 am • 3 0 • view
If you are stupid enough to buy a Tesla you deserve to have it deactivated.
aug 13, 2025, 5:16 pm • 0 0 • view
it literally says "COMPLY WITH THE CEASE & DESIST" on the screen I'm dyyyyying
aug 11, 2025, 12:01 am • 329 37 • view
WHAT NO WAY like good fucking god they can shut your shit down at any time for anything, this is a major violation and overstep of control. idk how anyone is just fine with this company regardless of politics.
aug 11, 2025, 12:50 am • 1 0 • view
Tesla just constantly breaking new barriers in being the most chill and normal company in history
aug 11, 2025, 12:01 am • 359 7 • view
I feel like this is true of basically everything worth posting anymore, but just in case I'm gonna say: there is a chance this is some kind of demented viral marketing clickbait I doubt it because faking a legal battle with Tesla has pretty significant risks, but caveat emptor
aug 11, 2025, 12:05 am • 251 8 • view
Welp, I fell for viral marketing misinformation suggesting Tesla uses its remote features to manipulate or coerce owners. Having covered the company for a decade: A) I'm not surprised I fell for it, and B) I almost feel targeted bsky.app/profile/sham...
aug 11, 2025, 2:06 am • 190 20 • view
Crap. That “viral marketing” is so effective it somehow managed to further intensify my hatred for anything Tesla
aug 11, 2025, 2:47 am • 17 0 • view
Pretty sure it's meant to market his rap, not Tesla
aug 11, 2025, 5:46 am • 6 0 • view
The only part of it that felt questionable to me was that they’d brick it when it wasn’t parked.
aug 11, 2025, 2:34 am • 0 0 • view
Imagine not looking up the law firms and who they work for before responding. How irresponsible. RFK is dismantling health care with tales of dwarves living in stomachs and is about to bring back blood letting as a cure-all and this asshole is worried about a high effort fake video.
aug 11, 2025, 12:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Ya gotta hand it to him - he put some decent effort into that viral marketing.
aug 11, 2025, 2:24 am • 3 0 • view
Also would be very karmically funny if this whole charade got him *actually sued* by Tesla.
aug 11, 2025, 2:26 am • 5 0 • view
all the same they COULD if they wanted to
aug 11, 2025, 2:29 am • 0 0 • view
I assumed it was fake from the start, but, it being written like shit and using an outdated signature isn’t really proof positive that it’s not a real letter: consider the company it’s alleged to come from.
aug 11, 2025, 4:23 am • 5 0 • view
Just take the L, don’t claim that this says a lot about society
aug 11, 2025, 2:08 am • 6 0 • view
If you’re going to try to get the clout of a leading a movement you need to face the fact that you are a liar because no one has any reason to trust you again otherwise
aug 11, 2025, 2:16 am • 0 0 • view
settle down bro, I literally updated the thread as soon as I found out, right under the post where I was like "yeah, might be wrong about this" I'm also not trying to lead any movements, no idea what that's about, but I guess I'm sorry I let you down
aug 11, 2025, 2:20 am • 62 0 • view
so why not delete thread? then only reacting/replying readers will get their/your update.
aug 13, 2025, 11:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Okay, when no one ever trusts you again don’t be shocked
aug 11, 2025, 2:20 am • 0 0 • view
can someone really read that case number in the upper right? the 'we represent' and the in house signature do seem at odds but even blowing up the insta vid I can't read shit in that upper corner
aug 11, 2025, 2:34 am • 1 0 • view
normal behavior from the Boer
aug 11, 2025, 12:07 am • 25 0 • view
Elon Musk isn't a boer, he's a jaapie.
aug 11, 2025, 12:32 am • 6 0 • view
⬆️THIS⬆️
aug 11, 2025, 2:30 am • 1 0 • view
The Boer. 😂🤣😂
aug 11, 2025, 12:19 am • 2 0 • view
if we weren't talking about tesla, i'd think it was a sloppily looking fake ...
aug 11, 2025, 1:02 am • 10 0 • view
Anybody got a link to this banger song?
aug 11, 2025, 12:09 am • 1 0 • view
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIWG...
aug 11, 2025, 12:37 am • 7 2 • view
Noice.
aug 11, 2025, 12:49 am • 2 0 • view
Not even negative and who even is he, so funny they cared
aug 11, 2025, 1:36 am • 1 0 • view
Good marketing if faked.
aug 11, 2025, 1:40 am • 2 0 • view
Need to have this go to SCOTUS so it makes all clickthroughs unenforceable.
aug 11, 2025, 12:09 am • 2 0 • view
so you can NOT POST such,if in doubt,or?
aug 13, 2025, 11:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Nice try. Almost got me to click on the Discover feed.
aug 11, 2025, 12:20 am • 0 0 • view
its not tesla, but you believing in such no-court order&acting. maybe just social networks "I did a lot of good work,so I have to comment on this,too"?
aug 13, 2025, 11:25 pm • 0 0 • view
haha
aug 11, 2025, 12:03 am • 3 0 • view
OK that's some extreme free speech, credit where it's due
aug 11, 2025, 12:05 am • 3 0 • view
A woman buys birth co trolling and then speaks out against the company. They shut off the birth control. She *insert any pregnancy outcome here*. Thats what we have here.
aug 11, 2025, 12:13 am • 2 0 • view
starting to think connected vehicles are a bad idea
aug 11, 2025, 3:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Is this in the arbitration agreement?
aug 11, 2025, 12:03 am • 3 0 • view
share.google/MsrIkGBnGd1G...
aug 11, 2025, 3:59 am • 1 0 • view
This is the song Cybertruck! Ahahaha and they turned it off while he was in the passing lane on the freeway!
aug 11, 2025, 4:01 am • 0 0 • view
Oh man, we need to write a lot of songs called Cybertruck, but then, I actually don't sympathize with this Cybertruck owner who got just desserts for having one in the first place.
aug 11, 2025, 3:57 am • 0 0 • view
What 🧏♂️ 🤬 😑 And he held the KEYS to the KINGDOM 😳😲🫢🫣🧏♂️⏰🥺
aug 11, 2025, 12:26 am • 0 0 • view
youtu.be/2_Dtmpe9qaQ
aug 11, 2025, 9:34 am • 1 0 • view
I hope this is true. Hopefully this'll convince people to not buy anything from tesla.
aug 11, 2025, 12:38 am • 1 0 • view
Okay do Tesla vehicle buyers sign some kind of agreement where they state that they are subscribing to a service to drive a vehicle and that said service can be terminated at any time? What exactly is one getting when they “buy” a Tesla? This feels so goddamn NFT.
aug 11, 2025, 12:04 am • 41 2 • view
No as of 2021. I bought a Tesla. I read the T&C. There was nothing suggesting that I don't own the vehicle and nothing very sketchy or I would have walked. However, this kind of shit is one reason why my vehicle has been *permanently offline* since 2022.
aug 11, 2025, 2:43 am • 5 0 • view
It's cool how Elon keeps finding new ways to be insanely racist
aug 11, 2025, 12:15 am • 2 0 • view
The song is not at all critical of the Cybertruck! They are celebrating it as a luxury object, which is what it is marketed as. Hmmm wonder why they are upset this particular man’s celebration is part of their image? I can’t imagine! youtu.be/OIWGAnYutq0?...
aug 11, 2025, 1:07 am • 2 0 • view
Oh you know why
aug 11, 2025, 2:53 am • 3 0 • view
So typical though. ‘Something no one expected. A guy that could make the Cybertruck seem cool.’ ‘We desperately want it to be cool and will do almost anything to achieve that result except let that guy drive a Cybertruck.’
aug 11, 2025, 2:58 am • 1 0 • view
huh, this didn't seem to happen to that whistlin diesel dipshit for making videos about how much the truck falls apart, I wonder if there is a difference between what that guy looks like and what this guy looks like
aug 11, 2025, 12:03 am • 28 0 • view
I assume he didn't upload until after he had already destroyed the tinpig
aug 11, 2025, 12:30 am • 7 0 • view
He’s done multiple CyberTruck videos, but you’d think that a CT that’s been in a dozen car accidents in a few days would raise a few eyebrows in the telemetry
aug 11, 2025, 9:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Tesla sues buyers in China that complain online about quality issues.
aug 11, 2025, 2:59 am • 1 0 • view
the lyrics were positive about it too. i mean tesla take the w no matter how pathetic
aug 11, 2025, 12:16 am • 5 1 • view
It could easily be a publicity stunt, but I'm reposting it on X anyway. For the lulz. (And to dare Elon to ban me--been trying for months.)
aug 11, 2025, 2:07 am • 0 0 • view
A smart marketing company would kill for this kind of customer engagement and evangelism. Maybe even co-opt and promote it. Musk is amazingly stupid in so many ways.
aug 11, 2025, 12:35 am • 1 0 • view
Hoax
aug 11, 2025, 2:06 am • 0 0 • view
Amazing that Tesla gets featured in a rap song (historically very good for cars, GNXs like octupled in value last year) and said "SHIT BLACK MUSIC! SHUT IT ALL DOWN!"
aug 11, 2025, 1:52 am • 0 0 • view
Um, anyone ever heard of Fair Use? Trademarked and/or copyrighted material can be used in satire without informing the owners and without infringement. Some folks over at Tesla legal need to get their heads out of their collective recta. I'm not a lawyer, but if I were, I'd recommend a fleecing.
aug 11, 2025, 2:38 am • 1 0 • view
I cannot believe people in combat zones or astronauts in space actually trust lunatic musk.
aug 11, 2025, 12:25 am • 9 0 • view
Free speech absolutism
aug 11, 2025, 12:20 am • 4 0 • view
This is the same mentality in the gaming industry. You don't own what you buy. Youre given a license to use THEIR property. Because make no mistakes, if Tesla can shut down your car at any time, for any reason, you don't own that car. THEY do. Youre just renting the privilege to use it.
aug 11, 2025, 12:31 am • 1 0 • view
Jesus Fucking Eminem Christ
aug 11, 2025, 2:49 am • 0 0 • view
Bullish
aug 11, 2025, 7:40 pm • 0 0 • view
That's what you get for buying a swasticar.
aug 11, 2025, 3:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Serves him right for buying a swasticar.
aug 11, 2025, 10:42 am • 0 0 • view
I mean it IS a horrible song, replete with 500 N-words…gotta side with Tesla here. Obviously bricking it in the middle of the road seems like a choice, he should probably countersue.
aug 11, 2025, 12:21 am • 1 0 • view
Also, stating the obvious: nobody should drive a car from a company that does vindictive shit like this.
aug 11, 2025, 12:23 am • 3 0 • view
Holy crap - great marketing 🙃
aug 11, 2025, 12:45 am • 0 0 • view
aug 11, 2025, 1:07 pm • 0 0 • view
On one hand, mind-boggling tactics by Tesla. On the other hand, I can think of nobody more deserving of this than someone who willingly bought a Cybertruck
aug 11, 2025, 12:25 am • 13 0 • view
Ain't never buying one of those.
aug 11, 2025, 1:23 am • 1 0 • view
Good thing tesla doesn't sell airplanes.
aug 11, 2025, 2:58 am • 0 0 • view
This is fake people. Please don't spread misinformation.
aug 11, 2025, 9:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Tesla, knowing the exact location of the CT when they sent the kill command, is petty and dangerous.
aug 11, 2025, 12:00 am • 30 0 • view
aug 11, 2025, 3:08 am • 1 0 • view
Yet another reason to never own a Tesla.
aug 11, 2025, 1:15 am • 1 0 • view
Free speech absolutist! 🙄
aug 11, 2025, 12:43 am • 0 0 • view
This is amazing, Tiga is clearly more powerful because he has a track called Bugatti in which the only lyrics are "girl comes up to me and says 'what you drive?' and I said 'Bugatti'" youtu.be/CFg6amMLd-o?...
aug 11, 2025, 12:15 pm • 0 0 • view
#cyberfucked
aug 11, 2025, 4:35 am • 0 0 • view
Communism.
aug 11, 2025, 12:40 am • 0 0 • view
@niedermeyer.online Money can't buy that kind of marketing.
aug 22, 2025, 4:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Wow these guys just cannot stop being unbelievably awful
aug 11, 2025, 12:29 am • 9 0 • view
Good to know they explicitly against free speech, especially if you own one of their products.
aug 11, 2025, 4:41 am • 0 0 • view
Awe…. Did Melon Husk get his feewings hurt?
aug 11, 2025, 12:44 am • 1 0 • view
I can’t tell what’s real anymore
aug 11, 2025, 12:13 am • 4 0 • view
What the fuck?!
aug 11, 2025, 3:00 am • 1 0 • view
Man, that song is bad.
aug 11, 2025, 12:04 am • 1 0 • view
I know, right?! Kinda can’t blame Tesla for trying to shut that shite song down.
aug 11, 2025, 3:49 am • 0 0 • view
So “ownership” is a really loosely defined concept in this world, I guess
aug 11, 2025, 12:01 am • 3 0 • view
aug 11, 2025, 3:07 pm • 0 0 • view
I love how it's a hoax but Tesla is such a garbage company everyone is like, "yeah that tracks."
aug 11, 2025, 2:09 am • 2 0 • view
This is a small reason why no one should do business with that dipshit. He's the type of vindictive asshole that would do things like that. He's used his "products" and "services" against his customers before. All his shit has kill switches in them. Don't buy his worthless crap.
aug 11, 2025, 12:57 pm • 0 0 • view
The legal term for this is "duress." Having said that, dude would still have to hire a lawyer to fight it. Tesla is counting on the fact that most people don't have the money to spend on lawyers that Tesla does.
aug 11, 2025, 1:07 am • 0 0 • view
Reddit is saying it's a "lease" so ........
aug 11, 2025, 12:01 am • 5 0 • view
So?
aug 11, 2025, 9:15 am • 0 0 • view
Why would anyone buy a car that can be deactivated by the manufacturer because it doesn't like your Constitutionally-protected speech? This should knock down Tesla's share price another 20%,
aug 11, 2025, 1:07 am • 3 0 • view
Because people want convenience and shiny and don't bother to read the fine print. And people think "it wouldn't happen to me".
aug 11, 2025, 2:45 am • 0 0 • view
Imagine paying $100,000 for this privilege
aug 11, 2025, 12:27 am • 1 0 • view
No chance I ever buy anything from Tesla or Elon Musk. Are you F'ing kidding me? "We are selling you a lemon, but if you tell people its a lemon we'll turn it off entirely". Gee, maybe stop selling shitty cars and maybe they won't be made fun of? Or just turn off the car to get massive press.
aug 11, 2025, 3:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Wow. But seriously, anyone who 1. Gives money to Elon Musk if they can possibly avoid doing so, and/or 2. Buys a vehicle that the car company can DEACTIVATE AT THEIR WHIM …is an absolute clown. Full stop.
aug 11, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
A common quip about the iPhone among Android users was that you didn't own an iPhone, Steve Jobs owned all of them. That's far, far worse than even this quip
aug 11, 2025, 12:12 am • 4 0 • view
Why would anyone pay to drove ANY Tesla vehicle… apparently Elon can just deactivate your car if he wants to… free speech at work… 🙄🙄🙄
aug 11, 2025, 3:28 am • 0 0 • view
Any signed contract would be invalid because it was signed under duress. Either way, I would announce to the world that I was going to torch the piece of shit, and then sell tickets. What a party that would be.
aug 11, 2025, 2:00 am • 0 0 • view
Can you imagine Ford going after every country artist that sings about their truck?
aug 11, 2025, 12:24 am • 7 0 • view
📌
aug 11, 2025, 2:08 am • 0 0 • view
Copyright infringement on company and product names. That's how Monsanto tried to control inconvenient research, news and legal publications too
aug 11, 2025, 12:05 am • 5 0 • view
But can you rap enthusiastically about Monsanto?
aug 11, 2025, 12:25 am • 0 0 • view
I heard ole Neil put her down
aug 11, 2025, 12:25 am • 4 0 • view
Wonderful! Maybe, for rap, a sort of fusion between Depeche Mode's "Enjoy the Silence" and "Hornet's Nest" by Curtis Knight with Jimi Hendrix?
aug 11, 2025, 12:32 am • 0 0 • view
I don't know either of those songs but I'm on board! You have a vision so yeah!
aug 11, 2025, 12:34 am • 1 0 • view
youtu.be/VK2d4zltoQE with the volume knob turned to zero...
aug 11, 2025, 12:38 am • 0 0 • view
Wow, this is fantastic!
aug 11, 2025, 12:40 am • 1 0 • view
Cool. The very early cooperations of Jimi Hendrix with Curtis Knight and Lonnie Youngblood are really fun and inventive.
aug 11, 2025, 12:52 am • 0 0 • view
I read a Hendix bio decades ago but I don't remember any of the stuff about who he recorded with and of course never imagined *then* that stuff would be so readily available. I'll dig into it.
aug 11, 2025, 1:23 am • 1 0 • view
The result of blissful ignorance that i picked up an exotic Italian compilation CD in the early 90s. The Psychedelic Voodoo Child. Had i known better i probably had been more selective and missed out on these sparkling recordings. For a fan it's interesting to see how he evt chose to pursue his own
aug 11, 2025, 8:07 pm • 1 0 • view
I know that’s true. The one time I drove a Tesla was borrowing a friend’s & while he was teaching me the controls, I leaned into the iPad screen and said “fuck you musk!” & my friend winced. And he works in tech. Some Tesla server out there has audio of me saying fu musk. They’re always watching.
aug 11, 2025, 9:59 am • 0 0 • view
I was just rapping about my new Cybertruck so all my fans will know that I am a fucking moron who is stupid enough to buy a Tesla.
aug 11, 2025, 1:29 am • 1 0 • view
From what I've read, when Ferrari is unhappy with one of their owners, they just don't allow them to buy another one. (Seriously. Infractions apparently include loaning your car to someone to test and review.) Of course, that only works when you have a product that people want to buy ...
aug 11, 2025, 1:04 am • 3 0 • view
Ah yes, that "First amendment defender"
aug 11, 2025, 12:18 am • 8 0 • view
Occasionally the hellscape do cause me to chuckle.
aug 11, 2025, 12:42 am • 2 0 • view
So who actually owns the cybertruck? Someone, not the owner, can "deactivate" it? That means it is essentially never the property of what used to be called an owner. This is messed up. Outrageous. The people who control the cybertruck took control of all our date, by the way. Ought to terrify us!
aug 11, 2025, 12:15 am • 4 0 • view
@niedermeyer.online A good reason why countries should not purchase F35s 🙄
aug 11, 2025, 12:48 am • 2 0 • view
Lawyers who participate in this kind of extortion scheme should probably be disbarred, no?
aug 11, 2025, 12:46 am • 1 0 • view
Time to test the theories behind shrink wrap licenses associated with big ticket items. These rest on the ability to examine the license and return the article without further obligation if you do not accept the terms. Mass returns could wreck havoc with the business model.
aug 11, 2025, 12:23 am • 3 0 • view