it's so hilarious that elon was the most hysterical AI doomer alarmist until he had the cash to start a chatbot company, upon which he immediately fell in love with a probabilistic waifu www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
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So I joke about how being a billionaire is a form of brain damage — being surrounded by sycophants and exempted from all the constraints that cause folks to reflect and be less stupid… among all the people of earth, if you imagine their billionaire brain damaged form, Elon’s is the biggest loser
aug 27, 2025, 9:28 pm • 48 1 • view
Right now Elon Musk is paying a room full of tech bros and engineers a gillion dollars to figure out how to inseminate his harem of waifu with his demon seed.
aug 27, 2025, 9:39 pm • 10 1 • view
"Harem of Waifu"... I like it.
aug 27, 2025, 11:01 pm • 2 0 • view
people forget because he said so much other absurd bullshit at the time too, but basically from the moment Google bought DeepMind (2012) he was like "I dunno, we gotta regulate this AI stuff, it's just all so scary" at almost every opportunity for literally years
aug 27, 2025, 9:26 pm • 222 10 • view
sorry, Google bought DeepMind at the end of 2013, early 2014... Elon invested in DeepMind in 2012 "to keep an eye on things" because Demis Hassabis was like "but what if you build the Mars colony and then killer AI gets you anyway?" and Elon panicked
aug 27, 2025, 9:29 pm • 178 6 • view
He knew if he didn't get into AI he'd be left behind on so many things, including the absurd amount of money investors probably threw at Tesla once he slapped "AI" on a Model Y. Plus, to lean on Yanis Varoufakis, Musk knew he needed AI to continue exploiting users via Cloud capital/xAI.
aug 27, 2025, 9:41 pm • 19 0 • view
Inshallah all the DOGE bros will follow Elon into the gooncave of no return, never to be seen again by human eyes.
aug 27, 2025, 11:33 pm • 29 3 • view
the gooncave 🤣
aug 28, 2025, 12:20 am • 6 0 • view
well we didn’t regulate it and look what happened! he knew he needed to be protected from goonbots
aug 27, 2025, 9:30 pm • 0 0 • view
didn’t he and grimes meet by attempting to joke about rokos basilisk on then-twitter
aug 28, 2025, 1:07 am • 0 0 • view
He was all Team AI Will Kill Us All Real Soon, until the algorithm showed him some bouncy cartoon girls.
aug 30, 2025, 1:24 am • 1 1 • view
Bouncy waifu robots with big naturals is what he’s working on now. By working I mean *working it*. Since his robots are mostly Tele-operated imagine being his waifu sexbot driver
sep 5, 2025, 2:36 am • 0 0 • view
Only a matter of time until even she rejects him
aug 28, 2025, 12:46 pm • 2 0 • view
waaaa the birthrates are too low this is a disaster for all of humanity oh hey plz download my ai goonbot
aug 30, 2025, 1:33 am • 1 0 • view
Waifus and Ketamine, Waifus and Ketamine. So much sweeter than booze and amphetamines. When you feel a little frisky with no-one to stick it in. Just sit on down and log in with some waifus and ketaaaaaaamine. (With apologies to Tom Lehrer)
aug 28, 2025, 6:29 pm • 1 0 • view
What were the odds that the world's richest man would also be the world's lamest dork?
aug 28, 2025, 12:04 am • 3 0 • view
You know, Elon losing himself to AI psychosis and dating a virtual snake girl he call's Roscoe would be the funniest way for the Elon era to end.
aug 27, 2025, 9:28 pm • 38 1 • view
Rosco P. Coltrane?
aug 27, 2025, 10:34 pm • 8 0 • view
I was more meaning Roscoe's Basilisk, which is an absurdly silly thought experiment all these rich AI loving clankers use to justify their perhaps genuine fear that they have to give AI all the support in the world or an AI super intelligence will punish them.
aug 27, 2025, 10:57 pm • 15 0 • view
I think you meant Roko’s, but I am going to pretend you invented Roscoe’s Basilisk specifically for Musk. This potential super intelligence will not interested in enslaving humanity, it only wants Elon to be the best gooner in every possible universe.
aug 27, 2025, 11:25 pm • 18 1 • view
Ngl, I had internalize “Roscoe’s” a long time back and I’m not sure how
aug 30, 2025, 2:52 am • 3 0 • view
Roscoe's Basilisk is a hilarious name for an AI that you torment yourself with.
aug 27, 2025, 11:27 pm • 14 0 • view
You are 100% correct. Don't tweet hot takes while half napping folks, you're gonna make some bad mistakes!
aug 27, 2025, 11:27 pm • 2 0 • view
Actually pretty sure you made things a lot funnier, so
aug 27, 2025, 11:44 pm • 3 0 • view
Not a mistake! A happy accident!
aug 27, 2025, 11:31 pm • 3 0 • view
Ok, right. Roko's basilisk, the idea that a future superintelligence would punish anyone who didn't help it spawn itself into being. Surely makes a lot of sense if you're doomscrolling on DMT...
aug 27, 2025, 11:23 pm • 3 0 • view
Thats just the religous concept of hell with extra steps...
aug 28, 2025, 10:51 am • 0 0 • view
But how do you stretch them out over every single circle as they deserve all of them?`
aug 28, 2025, 11:52 am • 1 0 • view
Chop 'em up... but that might reduce the amount of suffering they deserve. Cloning it is and then use imperfect quantum teleportation to spread their consciousness out over multiple copies.
aug 28, 2025, 12:26 pm • 2 0 • view
‘Autocorrect girlfriend’ I mistyped as autocorrect gruelfriend and you know, that kinda works too
aug 28, 2025, 5:01 am • 2 0 • view
Unlike you peasants MY waifu is statistically average in every way
aug 31, 2025, 2:34 pm • 0 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/mark...
aug 28, 2025, 5:18 am • 0 0 • view
And to think we've still got four months left in the year...
aug 28, 2025, 2:23 am • 1 0 • view
“Lone Skum masturbates to Grok”
aug 28, 2025, 2:20 am • 0 0 • view
What'd you expect? He's always high out of his gord. Probably the closest thing to an interpersonal relationship he could ever hope for.
aug 28, 2025, 3:29 am • 4 0 • view
He’s just a child, really. Mentally, emotionally, socially…. he never progressed.
aug 27, 2025, 9:38 pm • 16 0 • view
We shouldn’t forget this man has a dozen kids who all know about this now
aug 27, 2025, 9:35 pm • 26 0 • view
It’s believed he actually has about 100 kids with a dozen or so closeted breeders.
aug 28, 2025, 5:45 am • 3 0 • view
"I am legion". Quite the in joke.
aug 28, 2025, 6:37 am • 2 0 • view
A dozen kids THAT WE KNOW OF He's apparently been secretly fathering kids without making it public.
aug 30, 2025, 1:36 am • 1 0 • view
Apt image as the guy on the right is thought to be a modified Hitler clone.
aug 28, 2025, 4:58 am • 2 0 • view
Untooned Jessica Rabbit is my guess
aug 27, 2025, 10:36 pm • 6 0 • view
Maybe he's a nut job that thinks if he enables gAI and teaches it to give handjobs that it'll let him live in a zoo where he gets handjobs if it goes hostile?
aug 27, 2025, 9:32 pm • 2 0 • view
This feels like one plan in Grok's larger portfolio of plans to, ah, play out Jupiter & Saturn. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
aug 29, 2025, 5:50 pm • 0 0 • view
He also has been ranting for years about increasing the (white, western) birthrate but now thinks young, predominantly white westerners should have AI girlfriends.
aug 27, 2025, 9:39 pm • 13 0 • view
"It’s gotten to the point where many have openly wondered if he fetishizes these virtual women." DUH. Elon is absolutely going gaga over cartoon waifus. They never demand child support! They never call him a child! They never ask for anything from him! And THEY NEVER LEAVE HIM!
aug 30, 2025, 1:23 am • 0 0 • view
Correctly identified a huge danger to himself there.
aug 28, 2025, 10:09 am • 2 0 • view
i think it’s funny and neat that errol musk and i seem to both be deeply embarrassed and disgusted by elon for totally different reasons but we *are* both embarrassed and disgusted by his loser son.
aug 31, 2025, 9:14 am • 7 0 • view
I think he's trying to keep it in the news cycle to accelerate the account ID legislation that's suddenly being passed everywhere
aug 28, 2025, 2:05 am • 0 0 • view
He's a manchild.
aug 27, 2025, 10:24 pm • 1 0 • view