how strange that selling something called full self-driving that doesn't actually drive itself turns out to not be that popular!
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seriously though, these systems aren't designed to actually provide tangible value to consumers, they are simply performances intended to motivate investment in Tesla stock
aug 28, 2025, 10:28 pm • 109 2 • view
quick somebody whip up the baudrillardian progression but for technology -> performance for stock investors
aug 28, 2025, 10:46 pm • 3 0 • view
And for Tesla owners, very expensive "upgrades." But Musk has opted for the Sony "Betamax" version of self-driving technology, using cameras only, while the rest of the world's EV mfrs have adopted the safer "VHS" version, using both cameras and LIDAR technology, even though it is more expensive.
aug 28, 2025, 10:43 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 10:29 pm • 8 0 • view
What if I call it "full driving me into a wall and it immolates me utterly such that my kids have no closure beyond musk selling more of it"--idk, might not roll off the tongue
aug 29, 2025, 8:38 am • 0 0 • view
While I don't doubt the poll about the popularity of the product in a general sense, I also wonder how much it is distorted by the fact that the man himself is such a massive cunt
aug 28, 2025, 10:40 pm • 0 0 • view
What did the post you replied to say? It's been deleted less than 4 hours after your reply.
aug 29, 2025, 2:10 am • 0 0 • view
Who would want to add to his pockets?
aug 28, 2025, 10:40 pm • 0 0 • view