I’m picturing a lot of chin scratching in Columbia’s development office right now pondering how best to ask alumni to fill the sudden $200 million hole
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I wouldn’t even want my kids to go there on a scholarship at this point.
jul 24, 2025, 7:32 pm • 1 0 • view
They will raise student fees.
jul 24, 2025, 9:35 pm • 1 0 • view
“Our once proud institution is neck deep in collaborating with fascists, and we need your help. A single, one time donation of $10,000 might save your degree from continuing to be valued and respected in the marketplace. To memorialize your support, we have released a series of commemorative elbow
jul 24, 2025, 8:35 pm • 3 0 • view
patches, available in yellow stars and red or pink triangles. Columbia values its alumnus community and will work hard to continue tossing whole subcommunities within it under the bus. Thank you for your support. - Acting Alumnus Outreach Coordinator Big Balls
jul 24, 2025, 8:35 pm • 3 0 • view
Our art club had bake sales for trips to NYC.
jul 24, 2025, 2:14 am • 6 0 • view
Comes down a question then of selling them 100million $2 cupcakes, or 2 $100million cupcakes.
jul 24, 2025, 11:31 am • 7 0 • view
Cut the salaries of everyone in the administration?
jul 24, 2025, 7:07 pm • 2 0 • view