The one who gave him a bloody nose was a 15-year old girl.

and her best friend, they were cosplaying as superheroes. lol

Just think, if he was involved in a mass shooting, DC would have only been subject to “thoughts and prayers”. Go figure.

Don’t let the pedophile spotlight remain only on america. Please focus on epstein whilst acknowledging that it is the worlds elite that participate country by country. Why would the royal family pay andrews victim if he was innocent?

He's making a mockery of our military with this dumb shit.

Ack

I get the feeling that the DOGE punk staged this.

At this point it wouldn't surprise me...

No forensic scientist here, but that "blood capsule" splatter pattern sure looks familiar...

Ear?

...if the lobe fits... 😂

maga: Magical Anatomy Generating Ability These storytelling buffoons are part spiny mouse, part flatworm, part teensy-membered, classless pedophile.

😂😂😂😭😭😭

I think I may have missed the article or news on big balls. Could someone please explain that to me or lead me to where I can find it?

He’s one of the DOGE children who stole all of our data and he and some girl were supposedly “attacked” in DC by other two teenagers. So now we have martial law.

Where was the fucking National Guard when George Floyd was being murdered? No feds helped that poor man. Fuck Little balls!

I have one thought of consolation. This person will forever be remembered by his stupid self description and not his name; people of worth are remembered by their actual names. You know how some people peak in high school? This is his.

Are you left handed? Btw, I used to love those cocktail napkins with jokes on them. Found a couple when clearing out my mother's house.

Noice

Sorry but big balls deserve his bloody nose for screwing over US citizens with DOGE. It will hurt a little bit put ice on it buddy. Hopefully, you can find a surgeon who will repair it for you

I think it was another WWE spectacle set up by professional wrestling promoter Linda McMahon using blood capsules like in the FAKE assassination spectacle of tRUMP. Teenagers, my ass! I am very sure my 10 year old nephew could KICK big balls COWARDLY ASS in a minute!

@thebandcake.bsky.social

Or as I like to call him, big puss filled balls

You are so real for this one Bill

😮😳 🤭😂 👊👌

YEAH…..NOT GONNA HAPPEN. x.com/PaulleyTicks...

Makes one wonder when & how this kid got name “Big Balls”? Election😏Musk/Trump stole via hacking data transfer system (StarLink).. hmm🚩obviously he benefitted Trump⚠️

I can see why this pube-headed chuckle fuck would be challenged to throw a punch.

⬆️

How many people would love to get their hands on .... What's his real name?

Rather like the myth that surrounded Russias army until it tangled with Ukraine, I think the myth of US militarys invincibility has been exploded too. How else can it be explained that the US has been brought so low by a pedo criminal & his arsehole gang whilst the military obey & suppress citizens

By the time he’s calling the national guard into DC when crime is down, I’m not sure the pedo shit is what we’re being distracted from. If a guy wants to become a dictator or start doing truly fascistic shit, he’s going to need to beef up security first.

But also because he is a racist fascist in addition to being a pedophile.

Felon, rapist, and TACO man. Now, your turn to add 3 more! How long is this list? I have seen one at least 12 long. I need to find it again.

Orange shitgibbon, Mango Mussolini, Pervert Hoover.

Fake Christian, user,

Liar, con artist, and abject moron. Go...!!!!!

Right on! 👍

TIL “SA” is a valid scrabble word.

Huh? Isn’t it “SAC” or “SAP”? That’s the whole point of the image

yeah the real problem is it's not connected to the start point of the board

Or the person is in the middle of their turn?

yah. that’s the actual problem.

I think assumed cheating adds to the joke in this case...

😆

Could also have used one of the blank tiles “the one they lost but play on known honor” ;)

“AS” is a valid scrabble word.

Except in scrabble words must be played across or down so that’s not at all applicable here

oh really? didn’t know that.

Just makes him a fascist pedophile. VOTE.

That’s a good one!

Here is my take.

This is funny! I am a Vietnam era veteran who was in regular Army, ROTC and National Guard. I advise young people to stay out of the military until TACO FOTUS is out of the White House. Felons are not supposed to live in government housing. Put a felon in the WH, expect crime.

Big balls staged an attack

For the right rewards, it is very possible!

Dumb is right.

Love your work.

Release the files!

Is this our Reichstag fire ?

I, too, keep wondering when... where... what contrived nonsense will be used... dog help us all.

Military is the correct word.

So it's like a 7.8 on the Trump "outrage of the day" scale?

Peak napkin diplomacy. 😂"

ALLEGEDLY beaten up by teens! 😉

I missed who allegedly was?

Big Balls

You bringing napkins to PAX this year? :)

ain't this the plot of One Piece?

Just putting this out here and not saying he wasn’t robbed, but looking at the photo of “big balls” post-robbery… he looks more like he got the bad end of a drunken Saturday night bar fight than a robbery. I’m wondering how much more to there is to the story. 🤔

He’s a punk.

With Trump & Co. there’s always more to the story.

This supposedly happened at 3:00 a.m. My mother used to say that nothing good will come of being out at that hour, unless you are in labor and on your way to the hospital.

And in the case of "Big" Balls' mother, not that either.

My question exactly. What was he doing🤨at 3 am in the oh so dangerous streets of DC🧐? Sounds like Noems purse with $3k cash hanging on her chair 😒

What was he wearing, it sounds like he was asking to get beat up by a 14 yo girl and a 15 yo boy. What a weakling.

Agreed, looks faked

I don’t know that it’s fake. I’m just thinking him being robbed isn’t the whole story. 😏

Did he got beaten up by a little girl?

Actually yes. He got beat up by teenagers.

If I remember right it was a group of 15 year olds.

Shheeeeeet! 15? Daaaaaaaamn! Now, that is too funny.

Can you say overkill?

Why not ask what Big Balls was doing out and about at 3AM? What was he wearing? Was his behavior asking for an assault? (IYKYK)

He was out trying to score drugs. His body posture and his smirk reveal he believes he's invincible. So he shot off his mouth and when the girl had her fill, she bopped him in the nose. Sadly, the only lesson he learned is that he can get away with just about anything.

Is there video footage of it? I mean, the kid tried to help dismantle our govt for a Pres that faked an assassination attempt, so my money is on this being a hoax that Trump is leveraging to push us closer to martial law.

I got my information from several news reports and my working knowledge of cheap punks like "Big Balls". There's photographs of him all bloodied. I don't know if there's any video. To my knowledge, the altercation is not a hoax. Using the altercation as an example of rampant crime is the hoax.

Well, to our knowledge as the public, Trump's "assassination attempt" isn't a hoax, but ears don't grow back. Yes, random crime happens, so who knows if this is a hoax or Trump just taking advantage of a random crime.

The picture I saw looked like he got bopped in the nose. The blood all looks like it was from a nose bleed and that's all.

That's what it looked like to me, too.

Who is Big Balls?

"Big Balls" is the name that some DOGE punch uses online. He was allegedly assaulted the other night and that alleged assault is what Trump used to justify taking over DC police and potentially violating the Posse Comitatus Act by calling up the National Guard as police force.

Thanks for the scoop.

The McDonald's bag is the piece de resistance

I just saw it on second read 😭

FREE DC!!!

😂 Spot on!

The perfect illustration of privilege. One precious lily white child from Connecticut gets falsely beaten up and we send in the NG?!?

Oh hey the real news

Big Balls & his criminal cohorts will not escape justice😡 Round them up!

Maybe Mr. big balls got involved in a drug deal gone bad? He will now be called tiny balls as the teens were not intimidated.

And, underage drinking?

Hah! It's a hoax made up by the GOP to distract. He did not get beaten up. They're lying again.

Exactly... that's the entire reason for this stunt. 'say... a kingdom has to start somewhere-- why not DC...?' Who cares that crime in DC is at a 25-year low...

By the way I just want to extend a heart felt thank you to who ever did the ass kicking of the little DOGE twerp aka "big Balls". You just fulfilled a fantasy of 60+% of decent America.

Who is big balls, please?

Big balls was beaten up by the girl he was out with. 👍

"Beaten-up" around "4:20am" on a Sunday morning.🤔

I just keep blaming the voters. They vote like they are in a twilight zone episode.

my problem with blaming the voters is, what does that enable me to do? i can't really yell at or hope to change the behavior of "the american electorate writ large", and even if i could, it's not like it would make much difference any sooner than a year and a half from now.

my gripe is with the politicians and other big players. i want to stymie the ones who are doing this to us, and pressure the others into stepping up and using their influence more audaciously (including but not limited to swaying voters).

plus of course i want to look out for & support friends, family, neighbors, etc., but that doesn't really fit into a framework of blame like the other things.

I am not saying you didn't vote so my post is towards people who wouldn't vote for Kamala Harris. Anyone who didn't vote has no right to ask Democratic politicians to represent them in this fight. Don't demand people represent you if you didn't vote. I do not let the electorate of the hook.

the way i think of it is that advocacy is not a reward but a duty. so even if someone didn't take their responsibility seriously in november, they still have an obligation now to put pressure on public figures & institutions.

I think our strongest form of advocating is to vote. In such a diverse culture as ours though "one" can only steer things in their preferred direction based on the weight of every policy and how that factors between the two viable candidates. 1/

I do not understand putting pressure on people to fix something when their tools have been taken away. 2/2

my perspective is different. i have a metaphor that's kind of strange, and i don't know how well it holds up to scrutiny, but i'm hoping it conveys more or less what I'm trying to say:

voting is to democracy as introducing oneself is to conversation. it's an important starting point, and one that can set the tenor of the whole enterprise, but it is not where the bulk of the work gets done.

to me, democracy is an ongoing process where citizens work with one another to ascertain and affirm our needs, wants, and values, and use a multiplicity of tactics to make the loci of power (including but not limited to politicians) responsive to those needs.

voting, in my view, is not merely an expression of "which of these two static slates of policy would i rather have enacted"; it's an attempt to choose a better starting point from which to work.

Fascists are extremely good at appealing to middle class white communities, and especially men. The "opposition" party failed to counter that propaganda for generations, so of course it worked like it has countless other times in history. Nobody is immune to propaganda, but they can be deprogrammed.

Probably why I was thinking of 60s morality stories

the voters chose right in 2020, then what, just became stupid over just 4 years? the Democrats had the ball and fucking fumbled it

People will tolerate facism so they can enjoy their racism and misogyny.

Very twilight zone

Democratic politicians will tolerate fascism to enjoy their opulent wealth

Not really. People realized what the status quo is and how fucked the system is. Dems showed no intention of changing that, even as a lie. Republicans have been blasting propaganda for 40yr with the explicit intent to do what they're currently doing, and dems have only served to stop leftward prog

"Dems showed no intention of changing that" so why are you saying "not really" to "Dems fumbled the ball"

It’s a waste of time. It also doesn’t help the cause. I cut bait. We need to get the people together who didn’t vote for him. And there were more of them than those who did.

He's got French fries 🍟

Ahhh, but Big Balls so deserved it.

Raise your hand if you wish these Patriots had curb stomped his teeth out.

Meanwhile elected lawmakers were murdered and he did nothing - not even wish the families well.

😂🤣🤣

The President of the United States, a man with obvious dictatorial ambitions, has taken control of the police force in our nation’s capital. He has deployed an active duty Military force against the citizens of Los Angeles, and is now doing the same against the citizens of Washington, D.C.

A+

Are we sure that the altercation really happened?

So true

I’m starting to think Trump is a fucking idiot. Ok I’ve known since the 90’s

Alt text?

Never forget that the CEO of Apple gave him a literal bar of gold last week.

How is THIS too real

Most powerful military in history? India? China? My Rottweilers? 😁

"allegedly" beaten up.

Big balls probably tried getting them to be pedo victims.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Same basic script as the criminal's ear being blown off. They believe we are all idiots.

Straight up art

Anyone who actually has big balls doesn’t go around calling himself “Big Balls”.

In my old neighborhood there was a 300lb guy nicknamed Slim. Go figure...

Dude shouldn’t have called himself big balls is all I can say lol

When this is all over, those teenagers better be granted a pardon.

Never let “Big Balls” forget the military was deployed because he got beat up by a 15 year old girl

I find it odd that out of all of the "federal employees," the kid that got beat up was Big Balls, someone who everyone has heard of. Just sayin'.

Very.

So convenient and ketchupy. Posing in front of a car that says American, nice touch. Fake fake fake. Like he had to remove his shirt. Sure sure sure. I was born, but not yesterday. Bull Shite posers.

😂😂😂

And "the assault on Big Balls" was orchestrated by the regime as an excuse for assaulting DC. It's all part of PROJECT 2025'S THEOCRATIC CONTROL.

It’s really a smash and grab. It’s all about theft. But before you can take a peoples possessions, you must completely deport them, subjugate them, enslave them, or murder them. Shitler 101.

Absolutely! 💯

Agreed. I keep asking myself, it's so obvious, why isn't anyone else seeing this? Also loved this quote seen elsewhere on Bsky: doing my best: "I hate that our Reichstag Fire is Big Balls getting pummeled."

Another good one. This thread is lifting my spirit. Thank you all!

Pure madness

Big Balls and Trump better recognize. ONLY FOR A SEASON

And I am not convinced that this little shite, “big balls” didn’t either instigate what happened, or fabricated the incident in service to the 🍊 tyrant!

The fact that trump's reichstag fire is that a kid called big balls got his ass beat is....fitting.

Alt text would make this worth the like and actually funny🫶

Mr bigballs was beaten up by a 15 year old boy and a 15 year old girl. This is his excuse for calling in the military and taking control of our Capital.

What I really wanna know is was "Big Balls" trying to buy drugs?

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OF COURSE, someone like him would WANT 14-year-old CHILDREN to be reclassified as adults.

Whut, the national guard?

😂😂😂 Poor balls

Well done.

What happened with Trump at his rally last year was real. But this event with the Doge employee seems staged or faked. Just an excuse for the fascism and the ultimate attempt to declare martial law down the road and halt the midterms.

...when your boss wants to whack you on the spot.

...when your googly-eyes betray how off your crime game is.

😂

OOPS.

You can tell Dear Leader isn't pleased by his pissy face. Patel will be fired by the end of the week.

Exactly 😂... maybe Kash wants to be fired(?). He realizes that he is way over his skis ⛷️ and needs an out(?) ...or he is just slow witted and can't read the room. Maybe a little of both. (?)

Would anyone be shocked if the 'Big Balls' attack was a set-up so Trump could perform a coup d'état/ practice run for the Projdct 2025 military dictatorship? Me neither...

The military occupation and subjugation of DC was inevitable. Big Balls getting a much deserved punch in the nose was the excuse they were looking for. If not that, something else...

It's 2025 and this is not a drill.

And yet, when Minnesota Representative Melissa Hortman and her husband were killed; crickets.

DJT aspires to be “big balls” as counterbalance to his tiny brain, nonexistent heart. But he’s a loser on all.

lol nice drawing!

oh good, one of my childhood obsessions is written by someone who isn't a complete chud. may you have a wonderful day!

I'd be willing to put money this whole big balls thing was a set up......just like those 'assassination' attempts..

Project 2025

Initiate Operation Cat Turd!

Man! Them balls must be reaaally big! 🙄

And it was staged. Wonder how much he was paid.

Am I supposed to know who 'big balls' is?

Yes. Keep up, please.

...the smallest, squeakiest twerp in the room.

I, unfortunately, can answer that question. If you wish to not have the knowledge of big balls and die a bit inside when you realize how much of this fuckery has created a fold in your brain, I understand. If not, let me know. 😀

Golly.... Now I just don't know. I was already hurt when I learned what a "Rizzler" was but I think this might be actually important Go on. Tell me. This timeline is already a wash anyway

Edward Coristine, a 19 yr old appointed by Musk to be part of the first hires of DOGE. He is a permanent fed employee at the highest pay- working at Social Security Administration. His on line alias is Big Balls.

DOGE (later GSA) employee, hired by Musk www.wired.com/story/big-ba...

big balls as ERASERHEAD youtu.be/7WAzFWu2tVw?...

First, is it wrong of me not to give a dang about coristine?! …because I don’t. Second LOVE THE DRAWING!💙

So did big balls get his nickname from small hands Trump?

He's lucky it was teenagers who had no idea who he was. Someone who would have recognized him and was affected by his destruction of departments would have carved him up real nice.

Including me.

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Every teenager should be able to say they beat up some Big Balls.

Small Balls.

Weinstein.

Sir, your plan to have Big Balls beaten up to make DC look crime-ridden so you could deploy the world's most largest military to detract from the Epstein files partially worked.

REIGN OF TERROR !!!

So perfectly said!! This ia what I've been saying for days

Nothing, for any of us regular schmucks, ONLY BIG BALLS!Trump is so fair minded! 🤣🤬

"Most powerful military in the world..." You're having a laugh!!!!! They can't even remove an imbecilic orange fat git in a nappy!!!

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It was too late for me to have a coffee, but if I had, I would have spit it out. Thanks for a laugh at a time when we all need one to break up the terror a little (and I feel it even though I’m across a border).

I'd bet it was all a set-up from the start!

This is a really good illustration of the tiniest things FELON/Sexual Predator Trump & his Nazis will use to do their Nazi shit ... And they WILL try it in other cities. Like they all said yesterday: #DC is just the start. #NationalGuard

Teenage girls. The Big Balls family tree should be embarrassed

Ummm, dare I ask…who is big balls? And are they male sized big balls or just an alliteration?

He's a 20 year old who works for doge. That's his online handle. He deserves to get beat up by teens. 😅

Oooohhh, right. Vaguely recall mention of him and doge when it was rolled out. I believe I might have looked the other way and lost my phone, if, theoretically, I was walking by at the time of the thrashing. Otherwise, I’m a good person really. Ask mum.

Given the absence of CCTV footage, it's quite likely this assault didn't even occur. Not that facts matter: Trump wants to create a quick-reaction civil disturbance force of 600 national guard personnel to be deployed in 100 man teams to reduce burn-out. I wonder if Palantir will assist them?

The children are our future!

Yep! Pretty dumb!! (But a cute cartoon!)

Scott Adams wishes he could be as cool

🤣

Wait... is THAT what triggered this!???

THE Bill Amend

Laughed waaay too hard at this one!

This is still one of my favorite cartoons series 💙

Boo…forking…hoo.

He wants to reactivate the Sumerian army?

Initiate the Omega 13! ..Galaxy Quest…

Fucking brilliant. Thank you for sharing.

It probably wasn’t even his first time being beaten by teenagers.

Where is DOGE to eliminate the inefficiency of the White House? 💩🤡🤬

Yes, when teenagers become the problem, the solution is always more teenagers....

Almost like it was a false flag by a lying fascist regime.

TACO is such a CLOWN… a VERY DANGEROUS CLOWN

You’re drawing him too cute tbh ngl lmao

Fake beating!!!

📌

This -is- pretty much what happened, right? It's really this stupid?

Big ball's been beaten up?

😅🤣😂

Is he eating a burger there? Nice touch.

Just remember - Your children weren't worth sending in the National Guard, or really any response, when they were being shot in their schools and stores, dying in a pandemic, or being washed away in a flood plane with heavy rain predicted But Big Balls' beatdown is

The children at Sandy Hook, the ones at Uvalde where the cops stayed outside the school and out of harm's way until the shooter had run out of bullets. But if the National Guard taking over D.C. can distract Americans from Epstein and the hash Trump's trying to make of Ukraine... well...

Makes us want them released 100x more

Stage….I bet he was walking saying hey i’m big balls , hey i’m big balls..😏 out of all the people small balls get jumped…🤔

THIS!!!👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

I once worked with someone who was pistol whipped and beat up in a robbery near 16th and P street. He was a traumatic experience. He ended up leaving DC. I would not make light of any violence anyone suffers, but Trump creating a police state is not a good response.

Big balls is a piece of shit fascist himself. Don’t care what happens to him. It’s all more distraction from Epstein.

Mic drop

Congrats on your new blue check 🎉

Can we stop saying “the most powerful” and instead just say the most expensive?

Did they really have to publish his beaten up photo with that slutty nipple show?

Can't believe they got "Big Balls"... goddamnit...

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Did you know this? Im sure that is why he was in a rush to react to him and not any of his peeps on J6.

Sounds like a scene from a Space Balls sequel.

Love you.

Big Balls = Inchworm & 2 Desiccated Acorns.

Nazi Germany mounts a false flag attack on the Gleiwitz radio station, creating an excuse to attack Poland the following day. Russian security services mounts a false flag "bomb scare" in the city of Ryazan and blames Chechen Separatists. Big Balls gets beaten-up at 3 am in DC. #FalseFlag

Big Balls clearly is an oxymoron handle!!

To get his phone back

I heard the reporter on NPR referencing "Big Balls" as the victim of the carjacking...Big Balls getting beat up are headlines now.

To quote a really old joke it's a trap. There's two of them.

Release the video! I wanna see the big balls beat down video. It has to be somewhere. It has a boy in the balloon feel to me. Something ain’t right.

What the heck is a 19 year old doing out at 3am?

You're joking right? Is this an American thing us Europeans do not get?

Their drinking age is 21 so most clubs etc don’t let you in at 19. But still a question that makes no sense on this side of the atlantic.

We have a blame the victim mentality in the states. If something bad happened it was his fault for being out that late and what was HE doing to deserve this. It’s akin to saying “what was she doing out at that time” after a woman has been assaulted. It’s a real messed up POV many in America have.

Young people like to hang out until very late. I have memories of partying all night long at that age. It doesn't matter if you go to a club or drink, kids play basketball outside my window on the court below every night. It's summer too, kids roam and young people meet up.

If there were a drive by….many folks would say that they shouldn’t have been out so late. That sort of thing

Walking? Idk what the issue is

LoLz. He was the excuse, not the reason.

Lmao that’s very accurate

😂😂😂😂

The McDonald's bag lol