Lol😆
Lol😆
What if he were holding a hot dog?
Legally speaking? Same
A hot dog is still a sandwich.
yep that sounds about right 😅
Possibly an ANTIFA-pita.
Perfect!
Which is more dangerous, a sandwich, or a sammitch? We won't even discuss burritos or paninis yet...
A well-made muffuletta will take your head clean off when wielded by a skilled user.
Next thing we know, sandwich shops will require background checks and a waiting period.
Never! My right to keep and bear a mediocre sandwich shall not be infringed!
A malt-loaf militia.
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Yanno, I learned to draw as a child by copying FoxTrot as a kid. Well, that and Archie. Glad to know the person I emulated as a kid is a good person.
Me too! And same.
Comes to mind youtu.be/M3ALdpQiIGg?...
I did it! I’m Smart-ass-cus!
Is the degree of felony increased depending on the sandwich contents? For instance, does onion increase the crime? What about mayo? Mustard? If the condiment(s) make it through the wrapper and splash, does that bring additional charges?
He should have planned ahead and sharpened some stale baguettes into javelins.
If the only weapons the Deep state has are sandwiches, then make mine a Rubin
Went right past the account name and looked at the cartoon and said "Wow! Somebody here was bitten by a radioactive Bill Amend!" (Oh.)
I was never a huge fan of your comic strip, I’m sad to say (more an Arlo and Janis guy, with deeply ironic forays into Mary Worth and Rex Morgan). However, I find that I am a huge—and sincere—fan of your napkin cartoons!
As I saw earlier, "Assault with a deli weapon"
Thanks for Foxtrot, but double thanks for your napkin cartoons.
He's gonna be our Tank Man, isn't he?