I see federal judges are starting to get serious about attorneys using AI hallucinations
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Client: "Let's go ahead and file the complaint. Do we need to attach exhibits?" Lawyer: "Relevant to the lawsuit? No. But there is this order . . ."
jul 28, 2025, 5:07 pm • 27 0 • view
This order is tantamount to saying "I don't want you to be able to file lawsuits in this district anymore, but I want to embarrass you on the way to finding that out"
jul 28, 2025, 5:16 pm • 36 0 • view
"nice brief" [hangs cowbell around your neck] "moo? did i hear a moo, counselor?"
jul 28, 2025, 6:12 pm • 3 0 • view
my gawd the idiocy in the professions is breakdancing in the spotlight
jul 28, 2025, 5:24 pm • 0 0 • view
How the hell does this keep happening.
jul 28, 2025, 5:45 pm • 1 0 • view
A legal and functional version of the Shame meme. I like.
jul 28, 2025, 5:22 pm • 3 0 • view
I’m sorry, Your Honor. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
jul 28, 2025, 5:23 pm • 5 0 • view
Okay, finally getting to sanctions and remedial CLE, when will someone actually get suspended or disbarred for using AI to write their briefs?
jul 30, 2025, 5:10 am • 1 0 • view
Get his ass
jul 28, 2025, 5:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Slopocracy incoming if we don't come down HARD on this now...
jul 28, 2025, 6:08 pm • 3 0 • view
FL Bar only protects its own.
jul 28, 2025, 5:17 pm • 0 0 • view
I don't know much about law, but that sounds like the pettiest fucking move the judge could make, and y'know. Kudos.
jul 28, 2025, 8:49 pm • 4 0 • view
There is a Northern District of Alabama case where the judge disqualified the lawyers from the case and ordered that a copy of the sanctions order be sent to every court in every one of the attorneys’ active cases.
jul 28, 2025, 5:24 pm • 5 0 • view
That's going to put a wrench in the works for a lot of legal AI startups that push drafting solutions. I know I wouldn't risk my license over the marginal efficiency of AI drafting. Don't think it will harm West, Lexis, Litera, ... other big names. They have a lot of $ to throw at the problem.
jul 28, 2025, 5:20 pm • 9 0 • view
Were you able to find his firm, Justice Law Group, LLP? (Not the similarly named Florida Justice Law Group.) It seems to have disappeared into the ether.
jul 28, 2025, 5:07 pm • 0 0 • view
I haven't really looked
jul 28, 2025, 5:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah, I can't find any evidence of it on SunBiz by either partnership name or by searching for his name as a partner. And that's not the only oddity in his bar member profile. If he hadn't been admitted in 2018 I'd think that he'd let AI prepare his bar info too.
jul 28, 2025, 5:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah, I noticed the AI in the email address too. But what you found is really weird.
jul 28, 2025, 5:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Ft Lauderdale uses a pretty standard quadrant grid system and 850 SW 8th Street looks like it would be somewhere around the Tarpon River.
jul 28, 2025, 5:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Nor should a reasonable doctor rely on AI for treatment plans - although that would hopefully result in negligent homicide charges should someone die as a result. Nor should any professional rely on a statistical language model over their hard-won professional judgment.
jul 28, 2025, 5:41 pm • 5 0 • view
"He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone ...."
jul 28, 2025, 5:23 pm • 3 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/alan...
jul 28, 2025, 5:29 pm • 8 0 • view
Dude has to wear a slop hat of shame for 2 years, that's hilarious
jul 28, 2025, 5:51 pm • 12 0 • view
Should post his picture at the front of the courthouse like convenience stores do when people try to pass bad checks.
jul 28, 2025, 6:48 pm • 9 0 • view
Heretics were sometimes forced to wear an actual vest over their clothes signaling their condemnation for heresy. Maybe the middle ages got some things right =P
jul 28, 2025, 9:37 pm • 3 0 • view