Me telling a story.... The one up friend "That's NOTHING, wait til you hear this!" Me:

There’s always one in every group 🤣🤣🤣

Jokes on them, I went to Tennessee and didn't come back.

Like the person that brags about their second job but wants to sleep on his night job and not turn and clean his patients and do his job. 🤯

Gotta love an anxious narcissist that doesn’t know geography🥴

First To Eleven. Great name for a band. "Elevensies." Hee!

Between this behavior and endless mansplaining, I had to cut ties with a friend.

You got that right. X

In my business we call them the 'that's fuck all guys.' No matter what you say you did, they go 'pfft, that's fuck all.'

😀

Hmmmmm yes I have known people like that but only realizing now how much they annoy me “You can bench press your weight? My brother can press 350 pounds. Everybody at the gym gathers to watch him.”

LOL!

I know a few of them… 🙄

That's not a friend!

This is me. I am the quietest guy at the party because all of my stories are likely bigger than all of their stories. It's been a way of life. Old joke: Do you know how to spot the pilot at the party? They will tell you.

I always call these friends 'Blackcatters'. If you have a black cat, their cat will be blacker 🤣🤣

😂 Elevensee

I have a couple friends like that, and other than that habit, they’re good people. I figure if it’s that important to them, I won’t try to top them. It’s not worth the effort.

I was a Lieutenant and they were a Lieuelevenant