He deserves one of those infected Indian blankets.

Now this is why it’s worth reading down! I was simply gonna suggest the blanket be too short and of course threadbare. I like the foil space blanket idea better though, cuz they are opposite cozy. But smallpox blankets… Now you’re onto something. Maybe with old Washington football logo.

The logo is perfect. Because you know they would happily take it.

I’ve been a die-hard Washington football fan since my first game at RFK in 1973 when I was seven. (Actually saw OJ that day…) I was a season ticket holder for years and grew up loving the logo. When the idea for change came, I was all for it though. It makes me sick they want it back.

I love the idea of using their racism against them. Written big, could do wonders.

Maybe one of those foil blankets.

Or a bed of nails.

Those aren't strong enough to [redacted] with

Mylar's stronger than you think. Could [redacted] several of them at the same time.