with Nick as Q and Adam as Moneypenny
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Bond's new watch comes with a laser, grappling hook, and dedicated Uber Eats button that delivers a bucket of chicken tenders to wherever he happens to be in the world.
sep 6, 2025, 11:34 pm • 2 0 • view
Q: 007, this is a soundboard containing your most common phrases, to fake your presence. BOARD: A cupcake, and a candy bar. Q: And this is a soundboard that lets you create old school rap beats. BOARD: *clap-clap-beep-beep-beep* BOND: Do you have anything that isn't a soundboard? Q: Absolutely not.
sep 6, 2025, 11:20 pm • 8 0 • view
[guitar riff]
sep 6, 2025, 11:35 pm • 2 0 • view
[soundboard] SILENCE!!
sep 7, 2025, 3:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Only if they let him sing the opening theme. 🎶 he’s the man, the man with the fucked up diiiick 🎶
sep 6, 2025, 11:28 pm • 2 0 • view
"Live and Eat Fries"
sep 6, 2025, 11:29 pm • 2 0 • view
*Stavvy playing poker with the bad guy* "Royal flush, HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!"
sep 6, 2025, 11:15 pm • 2 0 • view