I do have one more bottle of fancy kombucha, but the company says they "gently evaporate" the natural alcohol in it.

Given that the party would only just come up for air in a week or so I think we'll all need to stock up several times at least. Now visualize the future you want to have happen! Manifest! Charo, Charo! Saliman! (Or whatever Mrs. Maxwell would chant when Luther was around)