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Alexis Nikole 🌻 @blackforager.bsky.social

Every time I get myself hype about starting a seaweed farm, I check housing prices near ANY water from Cape Cod northward and???? What rich benefactor is out here trying to buy a loud girl a lil cabin (that for some reason is still a MILLI???) near the sea so I can grow my macroalgae in peace? 😭

jun 18, 2025, 8:27 pm β€’ 314 2

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Taro Bunn πŸ’œ @tarobunn.bsky.social

There's some 500k oceanfront cottages around me in Maine. Not great, but not a millie? πŸ˜… Also I live on a peninsula between a river and a pond with the ocean a stones throw away if you wanna move into our second bedroom. 😌

jun 18, 2025, 8:35 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Alexis Nikole 🌻 @blackforager.bsky.social

Is the what the kids call β€œmanifesting”?

jun 18, 2025, 8:28 pm β€’ 139 0 β€’ view
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Casey Minter @caseyminter.bsky.social

I believe this is called "self-care"

jun 19, 2025, 3:02 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Khassenfeld πŸ—³οΈ @hassnstuff.bsky.social

Also it must be $$$ to get permitting to farm off-shore (?) I’m on the cape and everything is very tightly controlled food/ocean-wise

jun 18, 2025, 8:34 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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lomeis.bsky.social @lomeis.bsky.social

Crowdfunding??? πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

jun 18, 2025, 9:09 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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β–Ί Gregory Ray Killam … @b9cc1d.bsky.social

*sigh* I haven't seen the ocean in so long my lust for hearing a wave borders on the Lovecraftian.

jun 18, 2025, 8:33 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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@amyb88(8/8 is myπŸŽ‚, nothing else)bsky.social πŸ„πŸ„β€πŸŸ« @amyb8888.bsky.social

I dream of a derelict cabin by the ocean that everyone has forgotten about that I have the skills to turn into a cozy little home. (P.S. I do not have those skills.)

jun 18, 2025, 8:30 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Ms Pinetree @mspinetree.bsky.social

what you need is a roommate with the brand of bisexuality and/or ADHD that doesn't KNOW they don't have the skill and just does it anyway and it somehow works.

jun 19, 2025, 4:27 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Genus Bar Podcast @genusbarpod.bsky.social

North of the Cape because you'll need the colder ocean currents from the north, or because there are fewer fascists here?

jul 24, 2025, 3:02 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Genus Bar Podcast @genusbarpod.bsky.social

Sorry Alexis. I'll write to Taylor Swift and see if she'll help. For now, I'm scraping to hold onto the 3/4 of an acre of human blighted land we turned into a native food forest until the first pawpaws ripen. 2 more years at least 😬

jul 24, 2025, 2:59 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Ms Pinetree @mspinetree.bsky.social

I bet you could find someone who would let you build a cabin on their beachfront property-- rich people doing random rich people shit. Back in the day it was bragging rights to have a poet/artist living in a guest room for 3 years who they could bring out at parties. could you entertain at parties?

jun 19, 2025, 4:23 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Ms Pinetree @mspinetree.bsky.social

I live in the San Juan Islands. Our rich people are the quirky variety. I suggest looking here.

jun 19, 2025, 4:24 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Second Best Bonnie ❀️‍πŸ”₯πŸ§‘β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯ @bestbonnie.bsky.social

I was going to suggest the west coast. I absolutely LOVE the San Juan Islands! You’re so lucky to live there. There’s something about that place that speaks to my soul. 😊

jun 19, 2025, 6:41 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Ms Pinetree @mspinetree.bsky.social

I'm lucky my mom and grandma bought here in the late 80's when it was still fairly affordable. It's crazy now and I couldn't afford to live here if I wasn't already established.

jun 19, 2025, 8:56 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Second Best Bonnie ❀️‍πŸ”₯πŸ§‘β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯ @bestbonnie.bsky.social

I’m curious about…well, I was going to say the inconvenience of living on an island but then I kind of answered my own question. The inconvenience helps make it such a serene place? Did you grow up there? Let’s be friends so I can ask all my fan girl questions? πŸ˜‚

jun 19, 2025, 9:17 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Ms Pinetree @mspinetree.bsky.social

I live on the first island, so we're connected to the mainland by a bridge. it's much more inconvenient on the outer islands. when I was in high school there were cheap boarding houses that had rooms available for adults and teens that had to stay late for sports or clubs or missed the ferry home...

jun 19, 2025, 9:35 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Ms Pinetree @mspinetree.bsky.social

I don't know if that still exists or if they have to stay with friends or just not do sports or clubs. I moved here when I was 12. I'm 47 now. I lived an hour north for college for a few years & in 07 stupidly followed a man to Tennessee for a few years...

jun 19, 2025, 9:35 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Ms Pinetree @mspinetree.bsky.social

but I got divorced and moved back home within a few years. We inherited my grandmother's home & my mom helped fund getting it remodeled, then sold it and used it to add a MIL apartment on my childhood home and now my kids are being raised in the home I grew up in. I couldnt live here otherwise. $$$

jun 19, 2025, 9:35 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Ms Pinetree @mspinetree.bsky.social

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jun 19, 2025, 9:41 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Second Best Bonnie ❀️‍πŸ”₯πŸ§‘β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯ @bestbonnie.bsky.social

Is this a picture of the first island? We always went to Anacortes and took the ferry out so I didn’t realize there was one connected by bridge. Now I’m scouring Google maps trying to figure out which Island you mean. Is there a bridge from the Canadian mainland? Am I being American centric? 😁

jun 19, 2025, 9:53 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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tigris @tigrismus.bsky.social

Hee hee, I dream of saltwater tanks for oysters here in the Blue Ridge and call them "Mountain Oysters"

jun 19, 2025, 1:18 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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V.iolet @v-iolet.bsky.social

@samreich.bsky.social πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

jun 18, 2025, 8:35 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Cordyceph @cordyceph.bsky.social

Best I can do is one of those money cat memes πŸ˜”

jul 11, 2025, 12:56 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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videovb.bsky.social @videovb.bsky.social

Houseboat?

jun 18, 2025, 10:21 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Bernie (the Canadian one) @blortmeister.bsky.social

Uhm, are you able to come north? If so, try realtor.ca (ie www.realtor.ca/real-estate/... ), 'cause the east coast does have some deals.

jun 19, 2025, 5:17 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view