When your job is Secretary of Defense, it’s 10pm on a Saturday, your boss just bombed Iran…but you’re bombed too.
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If someone can pay to put him in office wouldn't you think there would be a way for someone to pay to take him out of office?
jun 22, 2025, 4:25 am • 8 0 • view
Leave "of office" off.
jun 22, 2025, 3:09 pm • 2 0 • view
Sorry don't want the FBI on my doorstep.
jun 22, 2025, 3:10 pm • 1 0 • view
👍
jun 22, 2025, 3:13 pm • 1 0 • view
Hopefully Iran will finally figure that out.
jun 22, 2025, 4:30 am • 4 0 • view
😂
jun 23, 2025, 2:37 am • 0 0 • view
I’m a feminist, but I Hope Democrats have learned their lesson about Female candidates 4 president. I was all 4 it, but 4 now it’s a loosing plan. I would also vote 4 Buttigieg! Fact remains that the populace prefers fat old white men they don’t find threatening. How about nominating JB Pritzker ?
jun 23, 2025, 1:38 am • 1 0 • view
They looked seriously disturbed up there!! Huey Dewy & Louie and Krusty the 🤡 and praising God 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪so obvious it was an after thought! 🤮🤮🤮
jun 23, 2025, 4:37 am • 0 0 • view
I really struggle to comprehend how much you people NEED them to look or act out of the norm, when these exact people care more about their appearance than anybody in their position ever has. He's just standing, but this post and so many commentators are acting as if they just caught him red handed
jun 22, 2025, 10:36 am • 2 0 • view
To think those 4 idiots are pretty much running this country. We are screwed
jun 26, 2025, 12:40 am • 0 0 • view
JD always looks stressed!
jun 23, 2025, 4:42 am • 0 0 • view
Kegbreath is in waaaaaay over his head
jun 22, 2025, 9:43 am • 16 0 • view
Can't tell by this clip and anyone who says otherwise is full of shit.
jun 22, 2025, 10:30 am • 1 0 • view
Secretary Kegs-breath 🍻🍺
jun 23, 2025, 1:41 am • 2 0 • view
It was so weird! Were they coached to stare straight ahead like that? I could just hear their inner voices: “furrow brow, JD” “steely gaze, Pete,” “Don’t sweat, Marco.”😅
jun 22, 2025, 3:43 am • 33 2 • view
I thought Rubio looked at a bit pale and nauseous
jun 22, 2025, 5:04 pm • 5 1 • view
Rubio’s tell. He’s the only one that all of this seems to weigh on. That’s our in! Appeal to Rubio
jun 23, 2025, 2:58 am • 0 0 • view
Always
jun 23, 2025, 2:35 am • 4 0 • view
Dang this is spot on
jun 22, 2025, 2:17 pm • 3 0 • view
Looks like me on a surprise Zoom call at 4 pm
jun 22, 2025, 10:46 am • 3 0 • view
It's a douche bag pageant and Trump always wins. Thank God there wasn't a swimsuit competition.😳🙄
jun 22, 2025, 4:02 am • 5 0 • view
Nope… He’s blinking He’s sending codes It’s not SOS It’s kinda funny but sad too INAD Any guesses ? ? I Need Another Drink 🍷
jun 23, 2025, 4:11 am • 1 0 • view
Signal was lit last night
jun 22, 2025, 10:47 am • 1 0 • view
Fox News approves
jun 23, 2025, 3:01 am • 1 0 • view
As someone who worked in an on-call industry for over a decade, you roll the dice any time you take a drink. But that gets factored into the calculus before you start. He knew before he downed that case of Piss Lite that he might get called in, and frankly, he’s holding it together pretty well 😂😂😂
jun 22, 2025, 10:29 am • 1 0 • view
You’ve fuck up…
jun 23, 2025, 2:32 am • 0 0 • view
The three of them looked stunned.
jun 22, 2025, 3:47 am • 9 0 • view
so who DID know??
jun 22, 2025, 4:17 am • 1 0 • view
Everybody on the white house nazi signal chat.
jun 22, 2025, 10:00 am • 3 0 • view
yes, and they should be... none of them know what the fuck to do and there's literally no one they can depend on
jun 22, 2025, 3:58 am • 12 1 • view
This is exactly NOT how it’s supposed to work. They really screwed up the whole infrastructure.
jun 22, 2025, 2:20 pm • 1 0 • view
This is horrible. This is not something a human would do. They bombed Iran without anyone's consent.
jun 22, 2025, 2:57 pm • 1 0 • view
The 4 WHORES-men
jun 22, 2025, 2:52 pm • 1 0 • view
I don’t like the guy or the administration either, but he’s just standing there looking normal
jun 23, 2025, 2:55 am • 10 0 • view
You can tell they made that decision without him
jun 22, 2025, 5:52 am • 6 0 • view
Bullshit. He looks fine.
jun 23, 2025, 4:14 am • 1 0 • view
🎯🎯😂
jun 22, 2025, 11:14 am • 0 0 • view
Saturday night at the movies: Bozo the Clown meet the Three Stooges. What shenanigans can Bozo get into with his new friends, Junior Varsity couch humper, Mini Marco, and Brillcream Drunk.
jun 22, 2025, 12:04 pm • 3 0 • view
A global menace... world's worst people ...
jun 23, 2025, 2:39 am • 0 0 • view
Headset needs to take a pee.
jun 22, 2025, 11:39 am • 2 0 • view
My first thought when Trump announced Hegseth’s 8am press conference was “Man, he’d better start sobering up immediately!” ☕️
jun 22, 2025, 11:58 am • 11 0 • view
Too bad Pete didn't begin to sway & lose his balance. That would have been grandiose, mostly JFC hilarious! 😁
jun 23, 2025, 2:56 am • 1 0 • view
Nailed it
jun 22, 2025, 8:54 am • 3 0 • view
He looks like someone who hoping he looks sober enough to avoid a field sobriety test. He's failing.
jun 23, 2025, 1:25 am • 3 0 • view
Honestly, I was trying to figure out if he was swaying. I couldn't reasonably tell
jun 23, 2025, 2:55 am • 0 0 • view
I couldn't tell either...but he did stare a LOT. He looked utterly sloshed
jun 24, 2025, 12:37 am • 1 0 • view
Hegseth needs to burp or barf or both.
jun 22, 2025, 3:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Is Blinky McBlinkerseth sending messages with all those eye blinks?
jun 22, 2025, 2:44 pm • 2 0 • view
Dan "Razin' Caine? Trump hires people by nickname. Remember "Mad Dog". This was a trump ego trip. Pure and simple. This president has put his ego ahead of the safety of the American people. Fool Hegseth says Iran existential threat to US. Bullshit. Just an excuse.
jun 22, 2025, 12:32 pm • 4 1 • view
What’s your take on Trump's bombing of Iran? This protects Israel tremendously, could lead to territorial expansion, and gives them major credibility in their war vs. Iran. Are you for or against America going to war with Iran? I'm genuinely interested in your opinion, which I value highly.
jun 23, 2025, 5:23 am • 0 0 • view
His makeup is spot on, though. Pretty, drunk bro. Pretty drunk bro. 🤪
jun 22, 2025, 4:04 am • 2 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣 fucking drunk lol
jun 22, 2025, 11:33 am • 3 0 • view
I see into his soul! And it’s not a pretty sight!
jun 23, 2025, 2:31 pm • 0 0 • view
I doubt they destroyed anything of Iran's because this clown tweets everything days before he does it. They are watching him on social media too.
jun 22, 2025, 4:30 pm • 2 0 • view
Look at the Blue Suit Brigade backing up the Orange Stain. The whole picture gives me the creeps.
jun 22, 2025, 2:28 pm • 0 0 • view
And where is Tulsi?
jun 22, 2025, 4:27 am • 3 0 • view
Getting reamed by Vlad.
jun 22, 2025, 3:39 pm • 1 0 • view
I was more focused on watching Rubio. He looked like he was about to cry, and some of his facial gestures certainly looked like he was trying to keep his sh!t together.
jun 22, 2025, 3:47 am • 13 1 • view
Anyone else hoping that they discussed the plans over signal? And is anyone else hoping that if they did it gets leaked? OMG it would be the cherry on the shit sundae.
jun 22, 2025, 8:44 am • 7 1 • view
I would love to see it. I’m sure Iran has seen it. They moved their stuff before the strike so they knew in advance which ones were getting bombed. IMO
jun 23, 2025, 1:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Vance seems to be standing as far back as possible while still maintaining presence in the camera frame and the look on his face is giving 🤨WTF vibes 😂
jun 22, 2025, 8:57 am • 9 0 • view
Rubio looks ashamed.
jun 22, 2025, 1:23 pm • 7 0 • view
Welp
jun 22, 2025, 3:41 am • 1 0 • view
The bully of the U.S. calling anyone else a bully is insane
jun 22, 2025, 9:50 am • 11 1 • view
I wish we were in good hands. We have to stay vigilant and call out these idiots! Don’t get exhausted. Take little breaks when needed but this is going to be a battle, literally.
jun 23, 2025, 1:13 pm • 2 0 • view
He's blinking too much.
jun 23, 2025, 3:43 am • 1 0 • view
He is definitely thinking about the next drink. 🥺
jun 22, 2025, 5:51 pm • 2 0 • view
And Rubio looks more and more like his own version of Sméagol, corrupted by greed and power.
jun 22, 2025, 10:28 am • 10 0 • view
He just did a bump to sober up lol.
jun 22, 2025, 3:52 am • 8 0 • view
Yup, that’s what it looks like to me too
jun 22, 2025, 4:05 am • 2 0 • view
Exactly
jun 22, 2025, 1:06 pm • 1 0 • view
I’m surprised Hegseth didn’t send a message on SignalChat and blow the whole unlawful military mission like the last time. They’re ALL Going Down For This Unconstitutional Action Against Iran! I Smell Impeachment in the Air! Bye, Bye trump!
jun 23, 2025, 3:56 am • 0 0 • view
For real
jun 23, 2025, 4:37 am • 0 0 • view
Like Kash Patel eyes as if he's a Deer in headlights.... Hegseth's is rough around the edges....not much introspection.
jun 23, 2025, 1:48 am • 2 0 • view
The best bit was where he thanked god for bombing Iran 🤯
jun 22, 2025, 3:44 am • 24 3 • view
I, DONALD J TRUMP, present the men I will throw under the BUS when things get OUT OF CONTROL. A beautifull bus, great bus.
jun 22, 2025, 11:09 am • 18 0 • view
Kegsbreath pays close attention to the red lights on the cameras. Always centered on the shot.
jun 22, 2025, 9:05 am • 12 0 • view
Blinking I Am Wasted in Morse code
jun 23, 2025, 3:52 am • 1 0 • view
Vance: Rubio: Hegseth:
jun 22, 2025, 4:15 am • 32 2 • view
Hagsbreath>. Hope no one notices. Dont sway. Just stand straight. Don’t drool. Point laugh. Do they notice? Look around. Is anyone looking?
jun 23, 2025, 1:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Exactly accurate!
jun 22, 2025, 2:19 pm • 4 0 • view
Did Congress authorize it?
jun 22, 2025, 11:04 am • 1 0 • view
*groancrylaugh*
jun 22, 2025, 4:50 am • 0 0 • view
Each of these guys are pathetic play actors. I can’t believe they’re the people in charge.
jun 22, 2025, 2:55 pm • 0 0 • view
No ASSet Tulsi.
jun 22, 2025, 3:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Blink blink, blink blink
jun 22, 2025, 10:23 am • 9 0 • view
Maybe it's his new way to send out messages... using his own "signal"?😂😜🤪
jun 23, 2025, 2:34 am • 0 0 • view
Yes, what was all the blinking about?
jun 22, 2025, 12:33 pm • 2 0 • view
I used to be an alcoholic daydrinker, I know the “hold still and act normal, hold still and act normal” pose quite well 😂😂
jun 22, 2025, 1:57 pm • 10 0 • view
What store does he go to? Or who ships it in privately? I can't wait for someone who works with him to blab online.
jun 23, 2025, 2:03 am • 1 0 • view
he didn't even need the "it's 5 o'clock somewhere" excuse this time.
jun 22, 2025, 11:15 am • 1 0 • view
Have you ever seen a drunk person before?
jun 23, 2025, 4:35 am • 0 0 • view
Hahaha! Yes I noticed that.
jun 23, 2025, 2:28 am • 0 0 • view
And look at the wtf looks on the Cubio and ‘Panty-Man’ Vance!
jun 22, 2025, 4:38 am • 7 0 • view
jaegerbombed
jun 23, 2025, 3:40 am • 1 0 • view
Fucking scumbag listen to Benjamin nothing by genocidal
jun 22, 2025, 11:16 am • 0 0 • view
How come Vance always looks like… What the hell is he talking about and how did I get myself into this?
jun 23, 2025, 2:31 am • 1 0 • view
The second most unqualified person in our government
jun 22, 2025, 12:44 pm • 2 0 • view
No silly, this was planned months in advance.
jun 23, 2025, 3:03 am • 0 0 • view
jun 23, 2025, 2:39 am • 3 1 • view
I can see him pacing the floor outside the situation room, anxiously awaiting the verdict....leaning in toward the door with his ear. Suddenly, the door opens and everyone files out. Following along behind them, he excitedly asked, "What happened?"
jun 22, 2025, 11:22 am • 7 0 • view
Is he sometimes not bombed?? #askingforafriend
jun 23, 2025, 3:40 am • 1 0 • view
Always sucks when some asshole ruins your buzz
jun 22, 2025, 4:08 am • 5 0 • view
And your boss didn't TELL you he was bombing anybody (maybe because he knew you'd BE bombed?) because if he did you might get on Signal to do a little gossiping. Imagine in the morning when you discover all the stuff the bombing was supposed to destroy got moved 2 days prior. The boss leaked.
jun 23, 2025, 2:11 am • 6 1 • view
Great picture of the stupidest men on the planet.
jun 22, 2025, 5:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Rubio looks perpetually exhausted
jun 23, 2025, 2:57 am • 1 0 • view
They're all on disinformation and drugs
jun 23, 2025, 1:47 am • 1 0 • view
jun 22, 2025, 3:40 am • 1 0 • view