Demonic is spreading a lie so incendiary that someone who believes it storms into a business full of innocent people and starts shooting. Hope this helps, Cern.

Demons don’t exist and never have.

Pantera never once used any type of devil imagery. They did use the confederate flag so wonder why he doesn’t love them Fucking idiots

He must mean Slayer. Oh yeah. Totally the same band.

First thing that popped into my head...and I wasn't that big into Pantera.

Megadeth is probably more up his alley.

I like metal cuz I like when the power chord go brrrrrr

And snare go da da da da da really fast.

Guy Who Insists He's An Alpha Male Who Owns The Soy Libs: oh nooo this music makes me feel bad uwooo i'm sick help mods help

Glad he isn’t part of the metal community

Every time a sweeping arpreggio is played on a Jackson guitar, an angel gets trampled in a mosh pit

“I didn’t mean to fall Lord! So, no shit, there I was in a mosh pit…”

Just imagine if he heard Ace of Spades…

Fucking pussy

Just a giant wet baby

My 4th grade teacher struck lefties with the edge of a yardstick (hard enough to leave bruises) because she believed that left-handedness was a sign of demonic possession, so maybe the afraid-of-the-devil adults shouldn't be in charge of anything.

Funny thing is, she's my best evidence for the existence of a supreme being because she died making an illegal left turn in front of a truck.

Lol what an incredible pussy.

culture is not our friend

Religion poisons everything

You just know that he thinks that Christian rock is the most emotionally powerful music in the world, when it’s so incredibly boring that I almost always spend my time making up new and better lyrics.

I actually had a parent like this. I was only allowed to listen to propaganda by James Dobson called "Focus on the Family"/"Adventures in Oddysey". My brother, 4 years older, was allowed to listen to rap and metal. I didn't listen to actual music until I was 14-15?

And that was only because i was dragged to an Enrique Iglasies concert by my mom after her friend dropped out.

I swear all the Focus on the Family shit I read as a kid contributed to how messed up my head is.

I should honestly bring a bunch of archived audio from the Adventures in Odyssey tapes to a therapist. I'm sure there's a lot telling there. The Internet Archive actually has some of them, including the D&D scare-mongering episodes

I'm definitely gonna download those to show my friends who didn't grow up Christian. What cracks me up is all the times I've played D&D the main thing Christians would have a huge issue with is how filthy we all get lol.

Here's part 1 and 2 of their episodes called "Castles and Cauldrons" archive.org/details/Cast...

Thanks :) Did you ever read any Bill Myers? He wrote a Christian horror series called Forbidden Doors, and on of those is about D&D as well. I wish the game in that episode is a thing irl, the concept is really cool.

I did not. I did forget one musician I was allowed to listen to: Mark Lowry. Christian Musician and Comedian.

I listened to him when I was a kid too. Thankfully I was always allowed to listen to music, but it either had to be Christian, or something my (impressively hypocritical) father liked. That kinda went out the window once I had headphones, and learned how to pirate though.

The joke in my family (that my mom doesn't appreciate) is: You can't spell "Mennonite" without "hypocrisy"

Same thing works for evangelicals too.

Gorilla Mindset is seeing a skull on a metal album and getting scared.

This is what they want to happen to everyone when they say they want to get rid of woke

Reminds me of a guy who tried to evangelize to me at work who couldnt understand that Darkthrone is supposed to sound like Hell. The utter confusion on his face when i started playing old african american gospel after is a fond memory for me 😂😂. He quit that night.

These idiots are so fucking soft lmao

Muh dude. The demons you hear are from your syphillis brain rot.

What a f-ing drip.

too old for metal, not old enough to understand demons aren’t real

To be fair to the moron, Will Ramos does an incredible "possessed by demons" routine. If demons were real they'd listen to Lorna Shore for inspiration!

See, Cernovitch is accidentally right here. Listening to Pantera makes anyone physically ill. It's just good taste though, not demons.

“Just terrible. I was sick for days. Still am. Guess I’ll go allegedly sexually assault someone over it. Again. Allegedly.”

Only if you do it right, Mike.

"mommy wouldn't let me listen to the scary song but now I'm a big boy and I can do what I want so I listened to the scary song and it made my tummy hurt"

That guy clearly hasn't heard Trump filling his diaper after an hour long press briefing. Then he would know the sound of demons.

This dingus never learned to put Suicidal Tendencies on a Petra tape, and never once put a Black Sabbath cassette into a Teddy Ruxpin.

DEMON MUSIC

now choosing which bridge to jump off of

ah fuck, 4 whole albums dressed like that? Everything I love in life is a lie uproxx.com/music/panter...

It’s certainly a vulgar display of…something…

These are the same guys who claim “Alpha Male” status. 🤷‍♂️

...Why no, Michael. I have never tried to r*pe a girl.

And why do you speak as though from experience.

sigh. I can only throw my phone into the ocean so many times in one day.

What do you think his opinion is on theory of a dead man?

People used to say the same thing about the Beatles. Although now that I think about it 😂

You can see traces of The Walk in John's dance

Snowflake.

Does he know Phil's a Nazi and the Abbotts were confederates? His tune would probably change.

This explains a lot.

Just a quick question: Does UAE stand for "United Arab Emirates"? Because where I'm from, seems your country aided and abetted murdering reporters? So please, sound out the acronym for everyone... What does it stand for?

Cockiness AND quirkiness coming through loud and clear

U Are Egregious

LoL! I would call myself "vigilant". So many ppl just think everyone will accept their "posts" without question, who reply by defending their own egregiousness by pointing to hashtags instead of facts... ain't gonna put up with it. That's why droves of ppl left Melon Husk's site. I will call it out

So vigilant that you forgot you can simply tap on the account name and see in their profile what the organization is. Insufferable douche lmao

Once again, the last refuge of the "morons/maga": Personal insults... You just go ahead bud! We're all watching! 😂

My two Likes on this are *perfect*!

Do you fucking hear yourself

😂😂😂

Fuck off

Interesting! That's just how MAGAs react to being called out! LoL!

Aren’t you just a lil’ ol’ ray of sunshine.

Oh, no.

That was an easy block.

and he probably only had the volume at 3

Daddy doesn’t let me listen to the demon music.

But he will suck the cock of a satanic pedophile?

Imagine admitting to everyone that you're a lame-ass loser who cries when Slayer comes on

Imagine screwing up Pantera & Slayer

Close your eyes, Cerno, and look deep in your soul. Step outside yourself and let your mind go.

step aside, we're the cowboys from heck

Milqtoast motherfuckers. Good, metal doesn’t want them either. 🤘🏽

Imagining him saying that with his chipmunk voice is absolutely hilarious

I suggest we play heavy metal everywhere, always, like some weird sci-fi movie, a sound which seems exciting to normal people but is unbearable to MAGAs.

so @Cernovich is a snowflake beta??

Tell us you're a pussy without telling us.

Here’s a picture of his parents fretting over demonic music.

What a dweeb

Bet he likes Nickelback but considers it a bit edgy.

Same energy

“Music literally makes me piss myself in terror” Just telling everyone who will listen what a bitchmade loser he is lol.

I feel like he almost made a good argument for metal lol 😂

My aunt got me Master of Puppets for my 12 birthday and it was like I had seen the face of god

You keep getting cooler

lol My aunt raised me for years like my mother. She had no idea what Metal was, but she was just the best person, so she asked the record store clerk what he would probably have wanted at that age. He took the opportunity to be righteous. bless them both

Imagine hearing disposable heroes at 12 That’s hardcore

You’re aunty sounds soooo rad and the record store guy def hooked it up. Isn’t it crazy how chance encounters can have such an effect on the out lives

It’s cool to think about all the tiny little moments that altered my whole timeline

King of the dorks

the trump era has relieved us of the burden of trying to determine whether >>>certain people<<< are stupid or evil, because they are so manifestly both

The demonic heavy metal in question: youtu.be/NSH1mOtc9-8?...

Go watch “Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills” on HBO. Lots of people used to think like this. Lots.

"Invisible monsters won't let me enjoy an entire musical genre"

What a weenie

What a fucking looser. Also RIP Ozzy.

I need to find a text to voice reader that does that little bitch's voice accurately because when you picture him saying the things he really totally fully means, it's the funniest shit ever

what a snowflake

No wonder he became a rapist.