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Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social

I’m more likely to bang someone if they have a cute dog than if they have a fast car.

jun 27, 2025, 1:07 pm • 111 8

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DapperDan @reallydapperdan.bsky.social

just sayin

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jun 28, 2025, 12:05 am • 3 0 • view
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Chef Joel B @chefjoelb.bsky.social

A-hem……

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jun 28, 2025, 12:49 am • 3 0 • view
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noecarrier.bsky.social @noecarrier.bsky.social

What about a fast dog or a cute car

jun 28, 2025, 1:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Spartakus @cajn.bsky.social

Well, that’s enlightening.

jun 28, 2025, 10:58 am • 1 0 • view
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bowbobbyd.bsky.social @bowbobbyd.bsky.social

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jun 27, 2025, 6:08 pm • 3 0 • view
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ggsheartmasq.bsky.social @ggsheartmasq.bsky.social

That's awful! Why am I laughing then? What a sweet Dog to put up with being dressed... But it's a Ggrrreat Hat too THX for the giggles

jun 28, 2025, 1:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Bothered @dinknflicka.bsky.social

We need more of this energy. Just think how quickly the shelters would empty out if more beautiful women would make that the standard.

jun 28, 2025, 8:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Really fucked now🖕🌈 HOORAY FOR DOOM @harryhighpants.bsky.social

What about both? Or an adorable kitten?

jun 27, 2025, 11:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sebas @jansonsebas.bsky.social

Speaking from experience the fast car is to attract more guy friends in the wild than girls 🤣

jun 27, 2025, 3:30 pm • 4 0 • view
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Edward L. Kalb @harli824.bsky.social

Damn! I fit the profile!🤣

jun 28, 2025, 12:07 am • 1 0 • view
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Rushty @rushty321.bsky.social

Are you a cat hater?

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jun 27, 2025, 10:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social

I’ll marry someone for their cat

jun 28, 2025, 3:39 am • 1 0 • view
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Tuba Rick @tubarick.bsky.social

But what if they show you a fish they caught *next to* the fast car?

jun 27, 2025, 1:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social

Block lol

jun 27, 2025, 1:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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Alcheme @livealcheme.bsky.social

Astounding

jun 28, 2025, 2:23 am • 1 0 • view
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West Coast Mike @westcoastmike.bsky.social

Hi. I have 2 cute dogs!! Lol

jun 27, 2025, 11:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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thatdamnaussie.bsky.social @thatdamnaussie.bsky.social

I have a cute dog and a junk car

jun 29, 2025, 3:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Godless Doc, M.D. @godlessdoc.bsky.social

Me too. IDGAF about their car. Having a dog says way more about them.

jun 28, 2025, 10:54 am • 1 0 • view
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Grace Myob @gracemoynihan.bsky.social

If they have a lifted truck they have ZERO chance.

jun 28, 2025, 1:04 am • 1 0 • view
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Steve Self @steveself.bsky.social

Even more so if there is a wise cat involved.

jun 28, 2025, 12:48 am • 3 0 • view
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Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social

Oh absolutely

jun 28, 2025, 3:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Dustin J @imdjnotts.bsky.social

Well. Chino says hello. Lol.

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jun 28, 2025, 11:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social

O M G

jun 28, 2025, 2:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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jeffhenryadams.bsky.social @jeffhenryadams.bsky.social

My baby girl, Bernadette. My cats Bobo, the tuxedo bad boy, and Petey, the tiger striped wonder.

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jun 28, 2025, 5:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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jeffhenryadams.bsky.social @jeffhenryadams.bsky.social

That’s good to know if I ever run up on you.

jun 28, 2025, 1:07 am • 1 0 • view
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pinkynperky.bsky.social @pinkynperky.bsky.social

How about if the dog is in the Car?

jun 27, 2025, 11:21 pm • 2 0 • view