I really like tomatoes and...

Hold on...are the tomatoes raw?

Tomatoes don't eat my ass back

You can have your cake and eat it, too. 😏

as a connoisseur of ass

no idea where i was going with this

😂😂

Got lost in the ass there for a minute

In fairness, ass is DELICIOUS!

But tomatoes go better on a sandwich. BLT ain’t Bacon, Lettuce and Tushie.

Exactly

Tomatoes are fine chillies less so???

Tomatoes have a bad texture. Ass, on the other hand,

Sometimes i like to add a little bit of salt, too.

🤣🤣🤣

Ahhhh shit! That got a good laugh from me 👌😂💚

Truly shit 😂

😂😂😂 yea I don’t kink shame anyone, but it’s not my cup of tea at all 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

In fairness, ass doesn’t have seeds 🤷‍♂️

Sometimes it has corn

And now I’m not missing the sex so much

😂😂

🤢🤮

On any given Sunday night there is a particular post and comment thread that's 🤌. Congratulations!

Thank you 😂💕

*makes notes re investigating in the secondary liver market

👈 zero aversions

Ass with a side of tomato

I’ve never tasted an ass as vile and utterly incomplete as a product of god or nature as a tomato. Anyone can feel free to try to prove me wrong.

Oh well - more tomatoes for us!

burger without a tomato is like an ass without a hole

That’s beautiful

gonna name my first born that

You say tomato I say derrière

Eating derrière does sound like you’re serving champagne with it

Oh heavens no — derrière pairs with fruit-forward reds. I’d go with a jammy Argentinian Malbec

I’ll add that to my list. So what goes with toe sucking

Ooh gotta cut through the saltiness with smooth, sweet Riesling from the Alsatian region

I’ll try that as soon as I find someone’s toes to suck, thank you

No worries it can be enjoyed on its own

that's how bad tomatoes are.

Noooo. I’ll eat a tomato like an apple and maintain eye contact

from across the dancefloor

While I’m doing the moonwalk

and i'm eating a raw onion doing the russian kick dance

There’s really no beating that kind of skill

onion in one hand and a trash can lid in the other to fight off all the women's underwear being thrown at me

Smart. I’ll throw my parachute pants at you to see if you can handle it

finally, a challenge.

You’re welcome

She Preachin the Truth on a Sunday, y'all!

I'll take ass over tomatoes any day

Do you even like BLT’s

Surs, I'll admire them from the bottom of the garbage can

Fuck this typo 😡 *sure

😂😂

I can't respond honestly to this except ass looks more like a chocolate flavored starfish.

Gross 😂

😂

Leather Cheerio. Puckered Starfish. Ol' Brown Eye.

I should’ve known these comments would be crazy 😂

butthole

Poop chute

turd cutter

Fart box

Donnie Darkhole

😂😂😂

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You have some pretty wild conversations with people. I think I would bore you to death

You’ve never discussed tomatoes and ass before?

Not recently. I do like tomatoes but it has never come up where asses are discussed in quick succession. I might need to broaden my friend group. I think I might be missing out 😂

Bring it up next time you’re hanging out and see where it goes 😂

I will. I also find that if I preface it with "someone on the internet told me" that it helps a lot. Thank you Daisy for all your wonderful knowledge that you willingly share 😂

I’m here to help 😂

I’ve learned to enjoy both as I got older and more mature.

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I gotta throw hot sauce on my ass or it's just too bland for me.

i mean maybe…gotta wash it first

Like this?

Tomato sandwich as a snack after a good round of eating ass

Tomatoes taste better than ass for around 7 weeks during the summer.

like tomatoes, technically ass is a fruit but culinarily it’s a vegetable