LEAD A COUNTRY. GET AN ERECTION. MAKE IT THRU A DAY WITHOUT DIAPERS. TELL THE TRUTH. NOT STARE AT A 14 YEAR OLD'S BUTT. SAY SOMETHING APPROPRIATE. MAKE GOOD DECISIONS. BE OF SOUND MIND AND BODY. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY. SPEAK WITHOUT RUN-ON SENTENCES. NOT WEAR MAKEUP. IMPROVE HIS VOCABULARY.