*insert we got a badass over here* meme

'Lighten up, Francis' may also be suitable.

Imagine thinking this is a flex. You were in the fucking Air Force.

Yea and?

Thats literally in my profile, so I don't know what kind of gotcha you think that is. Yes I served 20 years in the most intelligent branch of the US military, I'm not sorry about that!

Hey Buddy. Have you ever seen My Neighbor Totoro? Because right now, setting down the phone, taking a walk around the block, and then starting that on HBO might be better for you right now. Maybe put the phone in another room.

No and also I am not on my phone! My phone is literally sitting on the counter in my kitchen. I can shit post you from my computer in a different room!

Totoro is really good! He's a forest spirit that helps a young girl that just moved and her mom is in the hospital. There's also a cat that works as a bus. It sounds a little weird but it's really great. You can probably throw it up on your computer right now. Maybe log off and throw that on!

It's Japanese. I'm a subs before dubs guy, but you do you!

Like, c'mon. This is great.

Do you have any idea how often I would put this on in college as a comfort watch?

You can afford a home with rooms? Absolutely unexpected.

I doubt it would work on him.

Never underestimate the power of Totoro

It’s a way of suggesting that you should know better than to be the way you are.

That's an incredibly embarrassing thing to admit lmao

I'm also a faggot, that is to most people an embarrassing thing to admit!

I don't think that's on the level of telling everyone you're a belligerent weirdo tbh