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Deirdre Assenza @deirdreassenza.bsky.social

Is Hegseth on a carrier in the Red Sea right now?

may 8, 2025, 12:17 am • 41 1

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CPT_A @cpt-a.bsky.social

Where’s JD Vance currently? 🧐

may 8, 2025, 12:36 am • 1 0 • view
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Justin @justintyper1.bsky.social

🎶 once, twice, three times the hor-net...🎶

may 8, 2025, 12:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Bill Marsh @bmarsh.bsky.social

Or is JD Vance there?

may 8, 2025, 12:30 am • 1 0 • view
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DerMann51 @dermann51.bsky.social

He wouldn't risk it. Let's just say that he's not 'popular' with the rank & file.

may 8, 2025, 1:34 am • 1 0 • view
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MM @mmwritessf.bsky.social

Dunno about the Red Sea. But he's probably on a second bottle of Red Malibu.

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may 8, 2025, 12:20 am • 4 0 • view
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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social

Maybe a bottle of Johnny Walker Red.

may 8, 2025, 12:24 am • 2 0 • view
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MM @mmwritessf.bsky.social

I'm not sure Pete is that classy. 😂

may 8, 2025, 12:27 am • 2 0 • view
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Gordonator @gordonator.bsky.social

Was on a carrier. Maybe Vance’s pope maneuver went to his head and he’s offing planes now. Suggestions on his next target?

may 8, 2025, 12:32 am • 1 0 • view
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BC Papa (he/him) @bcpapa.bsky.social

Hegseth on a carrier in the Red Sea…

may 8, 2025, 4:22 am • 0 0 • view
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John T @jrtonca.bsky.social

Or perhaps... under a carrier in the Red Sea? In a jet?

may 8, 2025, 2:30 am • 0 0 • view
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iqschwartz.bsky.social @iqschwartz.bsky.social

Not until they install a makeup room

may 8, 2025, 2:11 am • 0 0 • view
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John @johnbull.wtf

wish he'd be under a carrier

may 8, 2025, 12:20 am • 2 0 • view
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John @johnbull.wtf

WAIT A THIRD PLANE FELL IN THE OCEAN!?

may 8, 2025, 12:21 am • 3 0 • view
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Medium Historian At Large @one0nine.bsky.social

*Kegseth (saw that earlier, and it is now canon)

may 8, 2025, 12:31 am • 1 0 • view