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Deirdre Assenza @deirdreassenza.bsky.social

Now is the moment when we all need to ask ourselves what Jesus would do. And I think the answer is obvious. Throw bread at people.

aug 18, 2025, 9:54 pm • 108 3

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The Radical Capitalist @theradcap.bsky.social

That's real nice of you, I donate to the poor also.

aug 19, 2025, 3:55 am • 0 0 • view
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Peter Ryan 🇨🇦 @pcryan.ca

Yes, but don’t forget the Irish Court classified subway bread as cake. So it was let them eat cake moment. globalnews.ca/news/7371355...

aug 18, 2025, 9:56 pm • 3 0 • view
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Deirdre Assenza @deirdreassenza.bsky.social

That’s right

aug 18, 2025, 10:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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I’m jatman @jatman.bsky.social

Are you saying I can't be charged with a salt with a deli weapon if the sub is from Subway??

aug 19, 2025, 1:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Peter Ryan 🇨🇦 @pcryan.ca

Oh well played mate

aug 19, 2025, 1:28 am • 1 0 • view
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Deirdre Assenza @deirdreassenza.bsky.social

Loaves even. Whole loaves.

aug 18, 2025, 9:54 pm • 41 0 • view
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Corbie 🐦‍⬛ @corbieailin.bsky.social

Flippin them tables, too.

aug 18, 2025, 10:20 pm • 4 0 • view
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social

Absolutely.

aug 18, 2025, 10:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Deirdre Assenza @deirdreassenza.bsky.social

Badumtiss

aug 18, 2025, 10:00 pm • 20 0 • view
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Mat Porton @portonlemon.bsky.social

And fishes?

aug 18, 2025, 9:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Shambollic @shambollic.bsky.social

Better than Loaves odd., I guess.😜🥰

aug 18, 2025, 10:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Foxes Of WI @foxesofwi.bsky.social

Launch the Lunch!

aug 18, 2025, 10:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Glenn Raucher @glennraucher.bsky.social

And fishes. Don’t forget the fishes.

aug 18, 2025, 9:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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dub273 @dub273.bsky.social

Hell yeah the fishes.

aug 19, 2025, 12:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Labrat 🔬🧫 🦠 🧬 🐕‍🦺 🐾 🌲 🌴 🤗 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @labmuttz.bsky.social

Baguettes.🥖

aug 18, 2025, 9:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Keesling Sky @ewokspear.bsky.social

Would create more loaves out of thin air to throw more.

aug 18, 2025, 10:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social

I'm ready to whip Republicans and flip Maga tables.

aug 19, 2025, 1:04 am • 3 0 • view
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Deirdre Assenza @deirdreassenza.bsky.social

Good. Get on it

aug 19, 2025, 1:06 am • 1 0 • view
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mrxexon @mrxexon.bsky.social

image
aug 18, 2025, 11:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Deirdre Assenza @deirdreassenza.bsky.social

That’s right

aug 18, 2025, 11:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social

Also (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

aug 18, 2025, 11:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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Deirdre Assenza @deirdreassenza.bsky.social

Flippy! My heart 🖤

aug 18, 2025, 11:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Derek @derekmlacey.bsky.social

Stale or fresh?

aug 18, 2025, 10:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Shambollic @shambollic.bsky.social

Preferably filled with cold cuts, and your choice of fresh vegetables and a variety of sauces. And try our new zesty crunch toppers.!! Don't hit me..😲

aug 18, 2025, 10:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rongnion @enemyfromwithin.bsky.social

🤔 Hmmm. Maybe some fish too! 😆

aug 18, 2025, 9:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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R L B @rlb-21.bsky.social

Okay, but it had better not be Subway, that's apparently a felony.

aug 19, 2025, 5:13 am • 1 0 • view
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SolveForGenX @solveforgenx.bsky.social

I never know when he wants to to throw loaves and when he wants me to throw hands

aug 18, 2025, 9:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social

Hit them in the eye with a big pizza pie.

aug 19, 2025, 3:57 am • 1 0 • view
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Melbourne Born & Bred @downundertalking.bsky.social

And spit wine...

aug 19, 2025, 3:50 am • 1 0 • view
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David Harvey @topladave.bsky.social

Trash the tables of the money-changers and throw them out of the Temple. Our Temple of Government needs a total Cleansing.

aug 18, 2025, 11:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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floydadatxjoe.bsky.social @floydadatxjoe.bsky.social

Jesus would be angry at how humanity has become so money money money power power power,and if is not pissed ,he is not for me,but I know that he would be very disappointed.Humanity needs another leader,a leader,please,where is the leader,ironic,I need money to proclaim the the NEW WAY,the TRUTH;AoM

aug 19, 2025, 12:11 am • 1 0 • view
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俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social

Two word technicality: manna cannon.

aug 19, 2025, 12:12 am • 1 0 • view
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Deirdre Assenza @deirdreassenza.bsky.social

I -love- that

aug 19, 2025, 12:13 am • 1 0 • view