You're not even a real pony.

the average British person has healthier teeth than the average American, do you know anything about Britain that isn’t from hackneyed comedy routines from the 90s?

everything he knows about Britain came from the first Austin Powers movie

At least Americans finally learnt what Shagged meant.

i was so sad to learn playing oregon trail that so many americans die of dysentery. they should do something about that.

I briefly thought that was disinterest.

why not both given their lack of understanding of the world beyond their borders and how much bill is getting murdered here

From memories of a Bombay hotel, back when it was called Bombay, I would agree. Though I thought Bill was cosplaying. Sometimes I think too well of people.

Rfk is gonna be working on it right as soon as he's figured out what's going on with the autists.

I say "working on" I mean "bringing back".

i was trying to formulate a narrative joke bit on it but i just couldn't stick the landing. something something RFK dysentery something something NO NOT LIKE THAT etc

I take it, back he's multitasking and soon everyone will be neurotypically shitting themselves to death just as god intended. bsky.app/profile/agaw...

You're American. You can't afford teeth.

Glad you’re not letting little things like “facts” and “shame” slow you down, either. But please tell me more about how the only true Brittons are the white ones. Also, follow-up question: do the Irish count?

I don’t think you’re in a position to sneer at healthcare when your country has RFK Jr presiding over it. Glad you think loads of Brits being unable to afford dental care is funny too.

Don't sell yourself short, there's people from all sorts of different countries calling you an idiot!

You have a brilliant career as a hack stand up comic in the 90s!

Wow, you got us there. British dentistry is almost as bad as American healthcare. Nowhere near as expensive though!

British dentistry, despite huge cuts, remains the best in the world. We genuinely have the healthiest teeth in the world.

Bluesky needs a sarcasm font :p

Are you supposedly a leftist?

He’s a leftist by American standards, which puts him somewhere to the right of Norman Tebbit.

From his posts on this, he was about a millimetre from literally invoking the fucking Tebbitt test. It seemed to be subtext of half of it.

Keep doubling down and never admit you're wrong, kid, because that *always* works and it's mildly entertaining for the rest of us.

Do “death panels” next, that’s my favourite.

Have you considered this, right: Britain is a place that exists in the present. It's not just some legacy ethnicity for diaspora to hark back to. People come and go from it!

did you come up with this on your own, yeah? very original observation

Fresh from the streets o'Sussex, it is!

can you tell me the beer i drink is warm please

As your lawyer I commend this continued crashout, Bill. Congrats on learning TWO insane tropes, keep posting, I believe in you x

Two nations, divided by a common language

I can barely keep up, as none of the four television channels are carrying news about it.

And heh, the National Front are all over the place saying stupid racist things, going on marches and whipping up hate. Oh.

Anyway, you're not his lawyer. Where is your wig?

[bangs gavel] OBJECTION!

Haha poor people have bad teeth lmao!

Racist *and* classist, well done you.

www.yongeeglintondental.com/blog/healthy... got some real bad news for you bill

Yeah, but what you've listed there is evidence. Bill's got something better than that. He's got stereotypes.

The reason teeth can grow crooked is because modern food is simply physically easier to eat now than it used to be and we therefore don't spend all day chewing on tough foods, strengthening our jaws, and keeping our teeth aligned. It's not a Brit thing, or an anyone thing. It's evolution, baby.

It's also fine to have teeth that aren't perfectly white and straight. This guy is not only saying British Asians aren't British, he's also saying that to not meet incredibly narrow beauty standards is one of the worst things that can happen.

Yup! I figured I'd zero in on this specific item of bullshit and let more qualified and informed folks handle the larger argument(s) that I'm very much here for but are less in my lane.

Next how about the London smog?

You're a racist little cunt and no amount of tired old stereotypes about the UK will distract from your blood and soil perspectives of who counts as British. You are fundamentally a white supremacist who believes that British people with Indian ancestry are not British.

Oh no. He's pulled the dentistry lever. Embarrassing.

by 'slow me down' you mean 'educate'.

Uh oh www.cracked.com/article_1840...

Oof that article is not unproblematic though. 2010 was a different time

Yeah, fair. I doubt he'd write it the same way now.

Ticket down a notch

Puhlease. Americans have such bad teeth that they all have artificial ones by the time they are 22.