Also, why the fuck does he have his name on his shirt? Like we don’t know who the hell he is? Is this to remind him? I’m so tired of him…everything about him!!
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In case he wonders off
aug 30, 2025, 3:38 pm • 5 0 • view
Because it’s NOT HIM. Look carefully at the photo. It’s a bad double.
aug 30, 2025, 4:10 pm • 3 0 • view
In case he gets lost and can’t remember
aug 30, 2025, 2:40 pm • 3 0 • view
He also wears hats that he autographs. Which seems odd too.
aug 30, 2025, 3:30 pm • 3 0 • view
he must wear his merchandise whenever he's not wearing his blue suit. it's pure ego. if he were to wear someone else's logo or brand, what's left of his mind would collapse.
aug 30, 2025, 7:37 pm • 0 0 • view
What he wears doesn't vary much.
aug 30, 2025, 10:26 pm • 1 0 • view
He probably forgets but he’d need it sewn backwards so he could read it in a mirror!
aug 30, 2025, 3:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Same reason his neckwear is tied 8 inches too long. He's in his Memento phase.
aug 30, 2025, 2:56 pm • 3 0 • view
High five sis!
aug 30, 2025, 2:54 pm • 3 0 • view
🤣🤣
aug 30, 2025, 2:56 pm • 2 0 • view
I love it when you start cursing. It's funny as hell! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 30, 2025, 3:05 pm • 2 0 • view
Hahaha. My brother was just here for a visit and every time I did it, he just was cracking up. I sound like a truck driver half the time it’s bad!! And this guy gets me really going!!!
aug 30, 2025, 3:10 pm • 2 0 • view
Of course, nothing against truck drivers. 🤣
aug 30, 2025, 3:11 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🥰🤣🤣 It works for me!!!
aug 31, 2025, 2:15 pm • 0 0 • view
He doesn’t know who he is Dementia trick
aug 30, 2025, 7:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Because he hasn't clue who he is.
aug 30, 2025, 2:28 pm • 62 1 • view
aug 30, 2025, 2:31 pm • 19 1 • view
From the 90s tv adaptation of Jeeves & Wooster: Jeeves: Shall l lay out one of your novelty handkerchiefs for you today, sir? Wooster: Oh, come off it, Jeeves. Everyone wears initialed things now. Jeeves: I thought the practice was restricted to those in danger of forgetting their names, sir.
aug 30, 2025, 5:30 pm • 13 0 • view
I agree. It’s the dementia. Drool is the next step.
aug 30, 2025, 4:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Or where is he is or what tf is going on.
aug 30, 2025, 6:09 pm • 0 0 • view
I did when I was five😄😄
aug 30, 2025, 7:50 pm • 1 1 • view
He wears his own merch, egomaniacal POS.
aug 30, 2025, 5:34 pm • 5 0 • view
Maybe he thinks he’s a pro athlete 😆
aug 30, 2025, 2:29 pm • 5 0 • view
Hahah oh yes, didn’t he say he looks great in shorts and can play soccer 😳😳😳😳
aug 30, 2025, 3:11 pm • 2 0 • view
I’d forgotten about those 😂
aug 30, 2025, 3:13 pm • 1 0 • view
Hmmm...you have a valid point! He loves to label himself to be more than he is!
aug 30, 2025, 2:32 pm • 4 0 • view
They do this in early childhood development to help them understand who they are. Also in dementia wards. Just sayin’
aug 30, 2025, 3:29 pm • 5 0 • view
In case he gets lost to return him? 🤷♀️ I say they keep him and traffic him.
aug 30, 2025, 2:43 pm • 1 0 • view
As what? What is he good for?
aug 30, 2025, 10:27 pm • 0 0 • view
I think Iran could think of a thing or two.
aug 31, 2025, 3:00 am • 1 0 • view