Yes, the use of coercion is definitely a big part of establishing peace and justice! 🤮

Thanks, FloriDUH

“Melania may be the reason we have peace in Ukraine”. Nagging your husband when he ignores Russian war crimes, and writing a flowery nonspecific letter to Putin about how kids are great and are the future? Not how you get a Nobel Peace Prize.

putin knows that kids are great, tastewiZe, he licks them

Nobel does not operate like FIFA

Per recent Executive Order 1984 ("The Ministry of Truth War is Peace Renaming Protocol"), this award's title is and has always been "Noble Prize" (and occasionally "No Bell Prize" [archaic]). Take your cues from Leavitt & Witkoff as they are totally current on all the latest West Wing Newspeak.

Wholly shit! Either they’re delusional or I am.🤦🏻‍♀️

Someone left the gate open and all the hater, liars, criminals, and conspiracy theorists walked out.

Sure. Sounds like a plan

And please forgot about him threatening Panama, Greenland and Canada and oh yeah, bombing Iran.

I actually think it would be hilarious if Melania received a Nobel Prize and Donald didn’t.

And why would Melania be ever in any parallel universe considered for a Nobel? What category? Physics? Chemistry? Literature? What? Sycophant!!!

That’s a nice Nobel Prize racket you’ve got there, it would be a damn shame if something happened to it.

What the fresh hell is this?

In a perfect world…

Say what?

Listening to Luna will make your head Kirkish and not the Captain.

Charles

Yesss! She should get it. Chairman Trump should get it too. Should also get the economy prize. And RFKJr for medicine.

They have worked splendidly with the tariffs, have they not? Mexico is imposing duties on China. Carney surrendered and repealed taxes on tech. Starmer put on his knee pads before TACO 45 even demanded. Bullying works. Because this nation has been horrible in dealing with bullies.

She'll have to suck a lot of cock to pull that off.

I think these people are on crack.

They’re in a hurry. The Committee is delaying his taking Greenland and attacking Mexico and Venezuela (as soon as he receives it, or knows he didn’t.) Awarding the Nobel to a leader who threatens sovereign nations, sent influence agents into Greenland and demands Canada be annexed, would be absurd.

If the trumps get Nobel Prizes, Nobel Prizes should be discontinued - like the Kennedy Center - and something honorable should be placed in their stead…

They aren't proposing anything to improve the economy. Infrastructure. Address inflation. Rising electricity bills. Losing our health insurance. Dealing with drought, fires, natural disasters. Just shit posting to own the libs. Fuck that

It's all about paying off the people and corporations that contributed money to his reelection. If you weren't part of that group top bad for you. He lied about what he was going to do for the people and the people believed him. Things aren't going to get better unless you're rich.

Melanie going back to her roots?

$20 says the escort wouldn't be able to locate Ukraine on the map if her life depended on it.

We need a Nobel Prize for arrogance.

They are all insane.

Maybe Melanie could send the committee some signed photos of herself??? She has some from a few years ago I believe???

When you get by on your looks.

get with the program. Nothing means anything now. (When things meant something was when they they were victimized by meaning!)

*Cracks knuckles* Give him that medal for being peaceful -- so what he's threatening most of the Western Hemisphere with war! Medal!

Ex hooker says what?

Golddiggers are well known for negotiating peace deals.

Fox News has infiltrated our country with Russian propaganda.

Propaganda delivered directly into white boomers brains

I like the idea of nominating and awarding the Nobel Piece Prize to Barack Obama again.

Almost sounds like they forgot about the crazy thing they always talk about; MERIT!

She’s nuts. Stop electing crazy stupid people!!!

Anna Paulina Lunatic indeed

Is there a Nobel now for fucking human trafficking Russian money laundering child fucking Rapists? Because that's where the Vegas odds are going.

the entire world is going to end up hating the USA’s guts real soon

That’s how Mother Theresa got her Nobel. Some priests and a couple of nuns put a horse’s head on the beds of the judges, then presto Nobel.

Pfft.

Not enough alcohol in Atlanta for that to make sense.

She’s delusional. And infantile.

Melanie? a Peace Prize? What did she do besides tear out the Rose Garden? NO PEACE FOR HER!!!

So what will she do to the Committee?

Really. Just how stupid are these people, anyway?

When that doesn’t work he can send in the military and take the Peace Prize by force. 🍊🦧

What is more peaceful than a threat? They don't call her luna for nothing.

Luna-tic?

I'll take luna for $800 Alex.

I regret to inform you of Mr. Trebek's not-so-recent passing, and the retraction of all previous monetary prizes offered in his name; please address similar future concerns to Mr. Jennings

I know. But I'm old.

I, too, am remarkably old. Notably older than I've ever been, and older than many.🤝

Good for us for getting this far. Salute!

Riiiiiight

It’s like those authoritarian regimes where the leader has a golden 300 ft statue of himself, and his child is the minister of three different things and his dog is in charge of the military and you just try to keep a straight face while feeling embarrassed for the population of that country.

Can’t spell lunatic without luna.

JFC!!! 🥴😠🙄

If stupid was a superpower the US would have blown up the world by now.

Wait are they going to beat them up to win a peace prize. 🙄

We'll probably invade Norway.

I’m sure they’re shaking in their boots. But we really can’t invade any country, busy rolling out red carpets for the world’s worst war crime animal, picking up garbage and gardening

If she had any awareness of how stupid she sounds, she’d hideaway herself away in a closet.

He gets the sexual predator prize. Age don’t matter.

Do they even hear themselves? 🫠

Broker peace with Ukraine? The feel the US is at war with Ukraine, or they openly admit they are working for russia 🤔

Melania Trump is no more deserving of a Nobel peace prize than the gross piece of raping, stealing, pedophile, white trash shit she's married to. These people are pathetic.

Neon lights, Nobel Prize When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies You won’t have to follow me Only you can set me free

#mirrorRussia You've hit on an important structural archetype. And MAGA follows the Russian model, fake assassinations in photo shoots and all.

Ahahahaha ahahahahaha

Esta pendeja...

What kind of pierogi in the sky comment is this? I'm beginning to think all Republicans have these insane quotes stuffed up their ass, and they pull them out of their butt on Fox where the hosts reflexivly nod their heads in agreement.

That chyron is swell.

Right? What does that mean?

She's delulu.

"Gimme that peace prize or imma bomb the shit outa ya."

He could have the Nobel peace prize if he resigns now

Every one of these assholes should be sentenced to clean the shittiest toilets for the rest of their lives.

Don't forget Tiffany, Lara, Ivanka, Jared, Don Jr, and Gummy.

The Florida republican party has some of the craziest politicians in the nation.

Randy Fine.

Greg Steube.

Broker peace with Ukraine? Didn’t know we were at war with Ukraine

we've always been at war with West Asia

Don’t you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought?

City of Edmonton just banned 1984 from school libraries and handmaidens tale. Should be required reading by grade 8

The US should fulfill its Commitments to Ukraine 🇺🇦

Came here to say the same fricking thing. Our world is entirely flipped upside down

Going to sic the FBI on the selection committee?

Couldn't they just give him the Nobel Beggar Price? He surely qualifies for that like no one before.

🤣🤣🤣

Nice award you got there, be a shame if something happened to it.

@alt-text.bsky.social

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Do they know the Nobel Prize Committee quietly took his name off the list?

TBF, Melania could get a Piece Prize.

😹

Pedos don’t get nobel peace prizes #pedopotus

These are really crazy people. This person is a Congress member.

What planet are they broadcasting from? Obviously their NPR station was eliminated with the federal funds cut.

Does this mean if it doesn't, they will go away forever?

Not hiding the alignment with Russia.

Delusional.

These people are complete jokes.

OMG delusional!

We are not at war with Ukraine.

Am I wrong to find the last sentence the funniest?

FOX NEWS IS A SHITHOLE OF RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA AND IMBECILIC LIES.

24/7 US Military bases everywhere!

Mibsters

Just mafioso thugs.

is melaria gonna sleep with putin

3 of 5 Committee Members have said a lot of negative things about him.

These fucking clowns in the white house have only made things worse for Ukraine. bsky.app/profile/mado...

What, is Melania going to fuck Putin?

You mean she hasn't already?

I wondered when they would start threatening the committee and the countries involved in it.

Are melania and barron living at the WH?

Give him the Piece Prize. POS💩

Proposal: The Nobel Committee gives Trump the Peace Prize. But they do it “Carrie” style…

So they want a whore and a pedophile to get a Nobel Peace prize. Got it.

joined nobel prize.. melania and donald would be amazing

MEL IS TOO BUSY BOTOXING HER VAGINA.

Is that a threat of violence from the felon who wants the Peace Prize?

She sounds like a child, it’s so undignified but hey that’s what they’ve done for duh fuhrer

I knew that she was an obnoxious big mouth. Now I know that she's a colossal joke as well.

Or else, what?????

That sounds like a threat to the entire Nobel committee?

This may cause some disharmony in the trump household.

Nobel committee soon to be accused of mortgage fraud.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Watch out Joey Chestnut, this is some epic cock gobbling that may translate into a threat for the next Nathan's Contest.

“Award him the Nobel Peace Prize. Or else he might invade you!”

Makes you wonder what exactly Melania has done to earn anything

Ghouls. A cabal of ghouls. Soul-sucking, world-ending ghouls.

we have a new contender for his Eva Braun when Trump goes down into the bunker in 2028

🤮

If they know what’s good for them? Hello

MELANIA??? Good fucking grief

These people are beyond stupid.

It's the Power... youtu.be/9jvik7xIXkg?...

Pathetic

Another “Luna” tic.

Pretty sure that if anyone was going to intimidate the Nobel committee into awarding any prize, it wouldn’t be this whack-a-doodle.

What does the Melania part mean? Is she going to give the entire committee a discount coupon for her "services"?

She wrote a letter to Putin. Surely that's worth a Peace Prize? No?🤷

Did I miss something in the news? Was a peace deal brokered when I blinked??

Do they buy this industrial-strength delusion in tablet form?

"Nice organization you got there, shame if something happens to it" -- Nobel Peace Prize hopeful, to the Nobel Committee

Are you sure the name isn’t Looney?

These people need a cult deprogramming visit. Just Looney tunes.

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮

Melania???

delusional people

I can hear that committee laughing from here 🤣

Has there ever been an Escort Nobel Laureate? Just asking questions.

"Gimme the Nobel Peace Prize... OR ELSE!"

Unbelievable, do they go off camera and laugh at how stupid they sounded. Maybe argue a little between themselves about who sounded stupidest!

Wait, is Trump selling Melania back to Putin?

The criminal sociopath is the last person on the planet who should be on the list. The fact that he's begging for it makes Trump look even more pathetic.

and what the hell is Mel going to do? flash her titties?

Peek a boo 😆

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's some really crazy shit right there. This is why mental health funding is so critical.

I’m confused why no one thinks this is a mental health crisis. They’re delusional. Utterly delusional They don’t live in reality. In what world did Trump do anything warranting a peace prize? It’s past just the lying. She sounds crazy. They all sound crazy & crazy people don’t think they’re crazy

There's a reason I call her Luna-tic.

One could make a whole schtick out of it in the vein of "you might be a redneck if..." You might be mentally ill if you think Donald Trump deserves a Nobel Peace Prize. You might be mentally ill if you give one iota of a F about the Cracker Barrel logo.

It’s truly incredible. Every time I hear “daddy issues” Leavitt give a press conference I’m BLOWN away no one asks follow up questions. It’s Bizarro world & I don’t know how we fix crazy. Crazy people don’t think they’re crazy & if anyone thinks this isn’t crazy please let me know.

The follow up question thing is beyond frustrating.

It’s scary (to me) propaganda - repeat something enough and people will believe it. In this case, a ridiculous absurdity. Sadly, I know people who will believe it.

It’s the same grift. They all just want to be close to power because it puts money in their pockets. I wish people understood this. Nobody on Fox News, no politician working for him, nobody believes what he is saying. They just like money and power.

That woman needs to seek treatment.

Such a peaceful regime - aside from all the bombing, and giving the green light to BiBi for the genocide, the snatching people off the streets and keeping them in cages, to not giving people due process, deporting them to other prisons and finally, invading US cities. How could they not see it 😂

If it was made of wood he wouldn't give a shit.

Another escapee from the land of misfit toys.

delusional

You can't get any more MAGA than threatening the committee if they don't give Trump the award.

The Nobel committee will likely give in.

No they won’t. Jose Andres and WCK will win. www.bbc.com/news/world-u...

Good choices.

D E L U S I O N A L

Not totally. French betting markets had him in second place three months ago.

The Nobel You-Wanna-Piece-Of-Me? Prize

I really don’t care. Do you?