No it would not have FFS. The burning down of DC is much worse

Trump has DC hostage. Peaceful protest is met with EXCESSIVE FORCE while INCITEMENT OF VIOLENCE is WELCOME! 11/03 is National Sandwich Day and the day before the 2025 midterms DC, TRUMP IS HUNGRY! THROW HIM A SANDWICH ON THE WH NORTH LAWN! BE A HERO! THROW A HERO! EPSTEIN LIST 12 DAYS LATE!

Botox and face fillers have leaked onto her brain.

These people live in a different world!

Cosplay Kristi Can’t wait until 2028 when her cosplay outfit is a orange jumpsuit

Hyper (bole, filler) is her jam

How's that the headline. How do you fuck this up so bad @politico.com

This woman needs to fuck all the way off. We have worse unrest in this city when one of our major sports teams wins a championship. We’re good Cristy. We got this. No go cosplay being a “tough chick” somewhere else. Hey, I hear Missouri and Memphis are nice.

Funny. I love how Republicrites cite non-existent facts, and it is worse than it appears, when it is in a democratic area. Then, they say unprovable things to make themselves look good. Unprovable and untrue.

I grew up in LA. None of the protests in the Trump years have come close to the 1992 riots which were a genuine crisis in some areas of the city. This is all just manufactured BS. The city was nowhere near in danger like she’s suggesting, friends in the area said the city was operating normally. 🙄

That's not even hyperbole. It's outright crisis fiction.

So she’s stupid and insane.

She’s not She’s preening for the media and the magas Both lap it up. We are in a post fact world the way the media covers the maga party and their leaders. They all know exactly what they are doing which is staying powerful and rich.

These people are addicted to lying 😒

All those plastic surgeries didn't cover her ugliness or stupidity.

Such a puppet show...

She’s really bad at telling whoppers.

Can we just fwd to the trials, firing squads and hangings?

I think the botox has moved into her brain cavity

🤡🤦🤡

Middle of June, 2025. Typical #DTLA day in #LosAngeles, like all the others before it. No crisis detected. 🤡

#BatshitCrazy #FuckNiem

Addicted to chaos

lol. 🤡🤡🤡🤡

It would not have.

More lies

Bwahahahaha You're killing me, Kristi!

This is called being drunk on one's self-righteousness ... when it's actually intended for a golf-playing audience of one.

Here she is, standing next to a man currently charged with murder. Did I mention he's a drinking and drugging buddy of Corey Lewandowski, who got into trouble for hitting on Trashelle Odom, whose ex-husband funded the party where Rodimer beat another drug buddy to death. GREAT PEOPLE!

It's a cult. They just can't see themselves.

More like addicted to lies.

Irresponsible reporting by Politico, ever the MAGA mouthpiece.

Also… #AddictedToBotox m.economictimes.com/news/interna...

Frightening

Kristi Noem is a lying twatwaffle

She, like FOTUS, is a serial performative liar.

😂 - LA has been dealing with riots since the 60s. They would have been fine. Probably better off than if the troops and Immigration enforcement had never come in the first place.

This lady also said that border patrol agents told her that they deported a cannibal who tried to eat his own hands on the plane. That is an insane thing to say.

The national guard never left a 2 block area.

The current US government is a lying mess of garbage. Just a shameful pile of old soup.

Hey, Kristi…

Says the lying puppy/goat killer. She is an asshat.

Propaganda/blatant lie.

Delusions of grandeur. 🥴

The counter factual is their narrative weapon of choice mostly because it’s, well IMPOSSIBLE to ever prove

🤮🤥😂

So idiotic it’s hard to respond. No wonder Putin is ignoring DJT, with morons running our country he can afford to sit back and laugh

And Hitler invaded Poland because of Polish aggression.

Her boyfriend burst onto the first Trump campaign as an abusive, sexist, boorish operative. Likewise, Noem is a particularly self-obsessed, vain, and odious creature.

I'm trying to conceive of the mind that would believe this has anything to do with reality, and I'm failing.

They lie so easily, and then it just becomes habit.

Oh pleeze! I have friends in LA. She is lying through her teeth. Nothing even slightly out of the ordinary was going on in California until they sent in their goons.

She and her ilk are soooooo much more dangerous than the fake horrors she spews

What will be their excuse when an actual city burns down because of their actions/inactions?

The national guard didn't even do anything while they were there lol

I don’t believe the Dog Killer.

Obvious, cat... but I know you have to say it.

🤔 if the National Guard could have saved her 🐶? Fancy that 🫟 caricature walking down Sunset? Might set off some 🔥🚨😳.

noem, rfk jr, nutlick et al.—the whole cabinet—all compulsive liars.

India and China are partners, not rivals, Modi and Xi say #AddictedToCrises can go wildly awry sometimes, so when they ask "Who lost India?" You can say #RepublicansAreTheProblem www.reuters.com/world/china/...

Cricket would have lived without her and her gun.

bsky.app/profile/edhi... Trump SHOCKINGLY FEEBLE After MISSING FOR DAYS youtu.be/hABCGqTwO-M?...

Utter bullshit

Stupid administration and stupid GOP voters.