Sorry [not sorry] in advance but this is my phone wallpaper and its honestly hilarious whenever I open my phone in front of ppl 🤣🤷‍♀️

@dieworkwear.bsky.social what do you think of the fit of these slacks? 😉❤️🍑

Thank you mirror reflection 😊

Here's the full Pic since my phone is rude and couldn't get the whole thing 🙃

Fucking hell those arms.

It's not right that one man can be that fine.

And on the inside to match 😭 Hes literally the perfect man u guys lmao 🤣

He really is

😂

Not a screenshot but still kills me every time 😺

I’ll be disappointed if her name isn’t Alice

Agree.

Felis Cooper

...or Tammy Faye

What's his name on YouTube? I used to watch him back in the days ...

The only guy to trust when it comes to food reviews! Report of the Week (aka Review Brah)

TheReportOfTheWeek! he's still at it, too

Reminds me of David Byrne..

🤣🤣🤣🤣

That’s funnier

i like geometric shapes

Not a screenshot

I know it’s crazy but it is possible to screenshot a meme - Signed, a person who regularly screenshots vs saving

Absolutely it is, but there’s a difference. Here’s a meme vs a screenshot of a meme:

stolen. and promptly shared with my coworkers.

😂

😁

I struggle so much with this at work as we use caps so much, so this is just going to make me laugh every time I make this mistake.

Same. I do this quite regularly. 😂😂😂

Lmao! This is the first time I'm seeing this. It is so good!

I have to give kudos to the unnamed creator because this has given me ENDLESS laughs

Same 😂😂😂

"am I not turtle enough for the turtle club?"

I am immeasurable and my disappointment is rUINED

And you already wrote the best title :(

🤣

Laughed harder at this than I thought I would 🤣

The first time I saw it I was crying actual tears 🤣

Gah!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

😄

Best one so far. Hilarious.

S'why you crush 'em & rub it in the wound* & snort the remaining? *Even if there isn't one. Rub it in!** **Not out. I repeat do not rub one out with crushed Ibuprofen*** ****Use that tube Ibuprofen stuff**** ****Should be wildly obvious I'm NOT a doctor & this is just probably really bad advice

Stealing this one definitely

Brilliant 👏

Omg this one got me 🤣🤣🤣

I’m going to stick my neck out on this one

@beckydoggett.bsky.social

Insane

There’s a face in the crotch 🙀

Haha! Omg, you’re right!

OMG that's a real product.

That would sell. Bros love dinosaurs

I agree 🤣🤣

Technically pretty challenging though considering the variables (size, placement, movement) the actual transference would be easy though.

True, it's also quite challenging because dinosaurs are extinct :/

Are you sure? I watched a documentary on them just the other day and they looked healthy enough?

At least the dick stickered ones are 😥

Its an interesting challenge though,the transference is easy (heat transfer) the surface is normally uneven and the size unknown (you could have a range from Patagotitan mayorum right down to Oculudentavis to cater for for Trump supporters) the surface it is to go on will (hopefully for them) -

- be in motion so smearing is a big issue and its a hot, wet (not applicableto Trump supporters) environment so from a technical POV it could be fun to design :)

Yeah, well, as a fat girl, I still buy pinstripe suits every few years. If I can do it, you guys can do it.

What does that have to do with temporary dinosaur dick tattoos?

Absolutely everything.

Well ok then :)

Picture of the year:

I just found out this is a fake picture! I apologize to everyone and promise to check harder next time 🙏

Picture is fake indeed but the idea is not. Majority of Latinos voted for trump because most of them didn't vote at all! True for all lazy ass Americans! If I'm not mistaken, black women voted more for trump than for Harris so... Unfortunately, we all have to suffer now because of these MAGAts!

Black women overwhelmingly voted for Kamala Harris. You are mistaken about that. Wite women voted for Trump at 65%. They are the problem, not Black women.

I stand corrected, you are right, I remembered this wrong. At the time I looked at many polls and statistics and I admit I got confused and pissed off at some point with some numbers. For sure, latino men voted for trump so the photo in question is Schrodingeresque: fake and real at the same time!

Not a majority, but a solid 30% of Latinos voted for Trump, which is appalling. I fully expected the Southwest to be a solid block of Blue, but 65% of white women and 30% of Latinos voted for Trump.

A majority in some states or at least 1. I think Florida was 55%.

Best Pic ever 😂🤣

Actually that one makes me sad for immigrants and for the state of our media today. If they had all reported truthfully, “The 🍊 🤡 is going to deport all Hispanic and Black immigrants—even if they are here legally,” the US would look a lot different today.

If they had reported, truthfully, that the preponderance of paedophiles are Republican "Christian" Nationalists, the world would be a much better place now. Instead, Democrats' homes and businesses were graffitied with the accusations of paedophilia, without any evidence.

FAFO

😂 ha that’s priceless

Dumbass of the year!

Absolutely. The people who called Democrats paedophiles run a close second.

This is funny, but it's a fake picture. www.yahoo.com/news/fact-ch...

I apologize for sharing a fake! I was unaware!

I thought it was real the first time I saw it. So, I definitely wasn't trying to shame anyone. It seems plausible, though. Just like the Lebanese owner of a hamburger chain in Houston called Trump Burger that is facing deportation for overstaying his visa. Take care.

The Nazis aren’t wearing their coward masks.

So, NOT a photo I have taken?

Ewwww

This was a good day for me.

This one. Every single time. Can't help.

Good for breakfast

Köstlich gelacht 👍👌

Shouldn’t that be “DER WEIBE HAI”?

And this 😂

one night i was tossing and turning, unable to go to sleep. this image hit me like a flash. i created it in minutes and then got the best sleep i've ever had. the holy spirit possessed my body, brought the world this, and has never been seen again.

Can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

Gets me every time 😂

Pats!

😂😂😂😂😂

Hahahaha I saved this one YEARS ago and I still have it somewhere in an archive with other old funnies. Great to see it here in the wild.

Nice one

👍

DYING!!!

not sure who was first (dikke vrouw = fat lady)

Lang leve Hein de Kort!

Hahahahah me fez lembrar de um amigo meu que na época da escola chamava os táxis e perguntava: tá livre? O cara dizia que sim e ele berrava ENTÃO VIVA A LIBERDADE!!! Só que o bobão fazia isso na porta da escola, reclamaram lá e ele levou bronca 🤣🤣🤣

E eu que achei que não tinha como melhorar a piada do quadrinho. Seu amigo está de parabéns. Hehehe

Hahahahah obrigada, agradeço por ele ☺️✨

Kkkk

Pior que eu ri 😂

Was told this joke at a very young age and didn’t get it because my friend did not realize that I did not know what’s pedestrian meant at the time I still remember his confused face

Hahahahah

🤣

@urninn.bsky.social rotund Reggie

😁

😂

Perfeito

i feel a sudden urge to shop at target

😂😂😂

Hello darkness my old friend...

idk what you mean by screenshot

This one killed me, brilliant! 😂

Personal favorite of the thread.

I can hear this image. XD

Oh my!

This is the modern version of it.

THIS is why I BlueSky

It’s good to have hobbies…

Omg. Don’t ever watch that when you’re high. Like, just don’t

Disgusting！😰

And NEVER DO ANYTHING ELSE AGAIN. ONLY WORK.

Hey now! In Finnish our version of dragon is a salmon-snake. So it’s still a lizard, sure, but also half fish. That has got to count for something, right? Like this (credit to @jeniak.bsky.social ) fella:

Can it still breathe fire if it has gills?

👍 Folklore-wise, yes. 🤷‍♀️ How? Good question.

It must taste delicious

Seriously, Cajuns would go nuts for this.

Man, folklore be damned, I’d absolutely have a bite of that.

Cool ~

That's @janeygodley.bsky.social

Wait-is that a compliment?

Btw - maximus kudos to whoever came up with this! Wasn’t me ☺️

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

this one ig?

That's @unicouniuni3.bsky.social

Y'all should stop posting. You're bad at it and your behavior is sickening. Though you are converging rapidly on the attitudes and behaviors do Elon musk so credit where it's due; this really is a Twitter clone.

Your handle sure checks out lol

Thanks I picked it myself.

You can pick your friends you can pick your handle but cannot pick your friend’s handle.

Overheard

It makes sense though. Dosage is the big factor, one xray makes negligible difference to your risks, while the doctor being in the room for 20 xrays a day, 4 days a week, 45 weeks a year makes a big difference to their risk.

Yeah that's very true. But I found this so hilarious cos the last time I was x-rayed, the radiologist was hiding exactly like this.

Are you the perfect epitome of the Bluesky person not just leaving a joke to be a joke ? Well done ! The medal is in the post

Also I'm under a protective lead blanket

Since when did doctors take X-rays????

The x-ray memes are even funnier now than they were before I started my radiography studies.

Hahaha 😂

When I leave a room and say "See you later", in my head I say *this* next 😆

Oh you're here! 👏 CREDIT ➡️ @richneville.bsky.social!

This made me laugh way too much!

I love this one too. Laugh every time.

I learned this one from Ashens

I cannot stop 🤣

I saved this one too. When I first saw this I shared it with my wife and we both could not stop laughing.

This is sent to the SC in-laws every 4thJuly

why

Gentle ribbing from the UK

American edumacation at its(sic) finest.

I went to an international school blame switzerland

From my adult son before Easter.

Rickyism!

A personal favourite of my brother and I

dammit i was sipping my cold brew when this came into the feed

🤣

o pior é que eu realmente olhei para essa imagem e pensei "isso é mijo?" e então fui ler

The Naked and the Pig by Kermit Mailer

I know this is not a thread for a debate but most abortions if not all are still done in the near zygote stage. Most major functions don't exist and many abortions are due to complications. Plan B can be damaging but I urge its use and absolutely the use of contraceptives. Still it is for health use

Yeah, to add, in the UK abortions are legal for the first 24 weeks. After that, the baby is considered alive. Pro-life/pro-choice activists can definitely make a similar compromise but religious drivel keeps butting its way into the conversation.

TIL there's a bill in-progress to abolish the limit in the wake of "controversies". Either way, 24 weeks is a good start for the US (even though our version was law since 1929).

They would not disagree with him due to their lack of existence.

He could win the debate against 600,000 babies because they haven't become old enough to become so delusional that they would ignore facts. Little kids, unlike magats, are very logical.

You have to laugh at the insanity

They been saying that since 1980 and the numbers prove the opposite is true. Cutting taxes on the rich simply enables their gambling habits in the markets. Taxing the rich on money not used to improve their businesses is how Eisenhower brought about steady economic growth after WW2.

Unfortunately conservatives are stupid as fuck and will believe whatever they are told to believe Shit, they voted for a racist pedophile felon for president

Agreed, and it’s the precise message of the cartoon.

Makes me LOL

Literally made me laugh out loud

A classic, yes.

😆

One of my faves. 😜

I've got a joke for ya: trickle down economics, 99% of you won't get it.

Your occasional reminder that wealth trickles up.

Or flows like a river.

What's going on in bluesky, what's up. Not much trending in here. Just keep reaching, climbing this place.

Something from 2011.

The older My Little Pony toys! Love it lol

Who butters a croissant?

Me if its a little stale.

The Dildo of Consequences rarely arrives lubed

Just look at this happy boy. Also, he got adopted!

It took me a minute! 👍🏽

I was always terrible at Where's Waldo but I finally found Jesus.

Me too!

Me too. 🤭 Reminds of some parody sketches on newspapers and such we have in Greece too.

That guy is the epitome of this meme

😂😂😂 It took me a while....

Is this an ICE joke?

😁

Love this one, but I was convinced it was Larson lol.

😂

"Why, have you lost him?"

My move is "Yes, let me go get him, slowly closing the door."

One of my all time favorites!

LMAO!!!!!

Lmao

I have a great meme that's a pretty messed up response to that. I find it funny, but I'm pretty sure I'd offend a lot of people

tell us

I do one better. I'll show you. Don't say i didn't warn you.

Ohh lol did see Jesus behind the curtains !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

How about a cup of peace and quiet?

Ouch! That would hurt

Overheard

"Oh no, not again." –Spaceballs

Archie McCartney

I know that feeling! Esp when you feel the cold going down your throat with the first sip

lol...love this one

😂

Please only post when you have changed what the buttons do, this sort of engagement-baiting is a waste of time and should be left to timewasters.

*Warning: never trust a fart*

"not a gas grenade, close enough!" "is this chemical warfare?" "firing stink!" or "stink fire!" "this shit aint mustard gas" "bean bomb!" "its rank ammo, not crank ammo" "careful, a shart 's a misfire"

Our war fighters are focused on lethality.

Threats to be “transferred to a toll booth”

This would only be scary if it's a phantom tollbooth... 👻

I got one of those too! The problem I had with it is that I don’t have a car.

Two completely unrelated skeets that appeared in my feed right after each other:

Ohh, so close! The skeet just needs one more “NO”! Mama Mia, mama Mia! 🤣

Then "Beelzebub has a devil cake put aside for me, for me, for me"

Overheard

apparently the pictures of children wasting away to death are hilarious or in some other way nonserious to you since you keep deleting their caretakers' accounts

If they are claiming to be starving in Palestine while simultaneously asking for money, they are scammers.

Sorry I don’t see how asking for money when you are starving makes you a scammer. Can you please explain the logic?

There isn’t any food outside the aid shipments. Some people say that some markets have food at really high prices, but for the most part, money is not going to help most people get food. You always have to watch out for scammers taking advantage of situations like this. It’s up to you if you trust.

It’s always in the back of my mind but how do you know?

That is a good question. I don’t have a good answer. I usually try to find reputable organizations to support who are trying to help a lot of people rather than donating to individuals. It’s not a perfect answer. It’s hard to see people suffering and feel helpless to stop it.

what???

they are from Palestine so bsky puts bigots’ right to kill them over their right to survive. you can see a million of them if you try

are they deleting their accounts?

yep most have been deleted multiple times

do they violate the community guidelines or not tag their posts?

no dipshit. learn to use the app to find posts, and you’ll waste a lot less of people’s time while also not asking embarrassing questions. good fucking god btw take an interest in the genocide or dont

No, they just share GoFundMes, which are vetted and don’t go against any of BlueSky’s ToS.

Seriously, if they are really in Palestine, what are they going to spend money on? They can’t buy food that isn’t there. Will a gofundme get Israel to let the food aid in?

There is SOME food in Gaza. But it’s in such short supply, the price is beyond the reach of many www.nytimes.com/2025/07/31/w...

gofundmes are only allowed here if you're white

Do those pictures come with fundraising that isn't known to be for any real charity?

No, dipshit. Learn to use the app to find posts you want to look at.

People eating burgers, claiming to have exquisite taste.

I don't know about you but I always age MY beef in its own succulent juices in vacum sealed bags before I mince it up for my sloppy wet meat burgers 😎

Home ground chuck burgers, cooked over wood, outdoors.

He makes me laugh

Martin O'Neill's 1st Old Firm Derby win - before "Old Firm" FC died in 2012. 😉

They didn't have an American flag so...

The hope that is human by higher reasoning human consciousness, does have presentation of content that describes duress in the intensities, and unearned suffer does happen, of this content: for validation, there are only {true} elements in truth. Just peacefulness in fair & just human need of today.

Music from heaven

Ask him yourself

“Here I sit broken hearted, paid my dime but only farted.” It’s about paid toilets.

Later on, I took a chance—I tried to fart and shit my pants🫩

🤣

This is my favourite 🤣

"The Enigma of Boomhauer's Fault"

I watched my first episodes of KOTH yesterday so I actually get this now 😭😭

Asi me levanto yo todas las mañanas de Lunes a Viernes

I didn't know Princess Anne smoked cigars 😅😅😅😅

So wrong. 🤭

🤣🤣🤣

🤣😂

STOPPP. 🤣🤣🤣 *Coughs* This made my night. Thank you.

Overheard

One of my favorites too, I loved the commitment, made a profile for the dog to reply 😁

Stop deleting Palestinian accounts ffs

From lockdown - makes me laugh every time.

Awww Sean 😢😢

Awww I miss Sean :(

Finally

Also this one also never fails to crack me up.

Every single time

This made me legit lol

Thinker needs a Darrell.

He was a little odd 😂

My tagline when I overshare, infodump, or hyperfixate on something:

Is he missing the top of his skull?

"it's okay, they'll be paying attention to my teeth"

LMAO!!!

My first thought was “wow, teeth sensitive enough to do *that* to your hair…”

It is simply a crime of a haircut and I can only assume it's on a billboard because of a dare Maybe his kid has a terminal disease and volunteered to cut his hair and he was like "damn right I'm showing it off"

😅😂

Ah, he’s cute enough it doesn’t matter.

It's that winning smile

Yeah...the two maxillary centrals look like butter beans...which is the highest level of insult to cosmetic dentists.

Ah. Guess I didn’t look closely. And I don’t eat butter beans…

Ha! I don't either but I've seen them...and have friends in dentistry. Correct the hair and front teeth...he is cute.

🤣🤣

I’m so confused

definitely australian

With teeth that do not match 🤣

I'm aware this is not a screenshot but yadda yadda yadda

So cute!↓ bsky.app/profile/tsuk...

Totally believe this happened.

CAp-UERJ mentioned!!!

Math teachers and using objects not for their intended purposes Name a better couple

This has happened to me!

LOL!!!😂

the donnie darko tattoo is peak That Guy

tweaked it a little bit

Far more funny than the original!

The original was posted before. 🙄Didn’t “age that well”.

I meant to reply to the original but I couldn’t find it. I also find yours quite a step up from the original

Is that Example?

Where was this camp? I want to look for it later.

No idea, screenshot was taken from an ex-friends Fallout session.

When I was in med school, I did a rotation in “rural family medicine“ in Vivian, Louisiana (“The ArkLaTex”), and I got invited to a big barbecue for *the opening of squirrel season.* There were kids running all over the place on ATVs that had gun racks on the front. No joke.

That’s not unusual in the South.

we just say bruncle

🏆

Thx for reminding me of that time in college at U of A my roommate's boyfriend left squirrel meat in the freezer and no one paid the electric bill over Christmas break and I was the first one back to the apartment

😱

😍😍😍

?

yuh-

Funny 😁

I made it a meme too :3

Wonder what would happen if Negative Legend saw this lol

I won't post it obviously. But there's a phallic shaped lake near me which I noticed on Google Maps and screenshotted because it's funny.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

📌

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying

use this image to respond to images without content warning and unreported dicks

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 first time seeing this

I love this one, but the versions I’ve seen have one more line of the recipient responding with “who is the right person?!”

🤣