A lot of people replied in the comments letting me know this should have been based on the price of eggs, but the joke is about out of touch rich people so I intentionally selected these particular grosseries.
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I can’t tell if the misspelling of groceries is commentary or typography.
apr 22, 2025, 12:38 am • 0 0 • view
sorry it should read grokeries
apr 22, 2025, 12:39 am • 3 0 • view
Actually Grosseries is the best description of the US food supply I’ve ever encountered!
apr 22, 2025, 5:24 pm • 1 0 • view
There are at least 200 comments about eggs on that thread .
apr 22, 2025, 1:09 am • 26 1 • view
And we are the ones that misunderstood? 200 comments that say your brain is stupider than ours This feels like 9 to 0 supreme court votes... Who do you think you are? trump?
apr 22, 2025, 5:24 pm • 0 0 • view
and also the arrested development joke which ... is kind of implied...
apr 22, 2025, 2:04 am • 7 0 • view
that’s a joke about out of touch rich people
apr 22, 2025, 2:06 am • 18 0 • view
yes i wasn't saying you missed the joke. i was saying the joke you had left in was missed because so many people commented it.
apr 22, 2025, 2:08 am • 3 0 • view
On an egg run
apr 22, 2025, 4:52 pm • 0 0 • view
That’s funny
apr 22, 2025, 6:23 pm • 0 0 • view
I got the joke…. 👍 Now expose this guy… This is the guy encouraging all the cruelty…. He is the one who wants to destroy Democracy the most for money and power!!! He likes to hide in the shadows…. Don’t let him!!! www.thenerdreich.com/curtis-yarvi...
apr 22, 2025, 4:41 pm • 2 0 • view
> This is what usually happens to right-wing intellectuals, actually. - Yarvin Indeed, their lack of intellect is exposed as their epistemology is stripped of any merit, and they fade into obscurity until we see them resurface years later in a DUI or domestic assault report. 🤷♂️ oh well, bye!
apr 22, 2025, 5:13 pm • 2 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/cher...
apr 25, 2025, 10:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Maybe she was just being cautious not to Venmo her Coke dealer? Or she’d turned some tricks earlier in the day? This demands an investigation…
apr 22, 2025, 1:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Honey, i forgot to buy bread, can you get a loaf please? Sure babe, where is the Wheelbarrow?
apr 22, 2025, 5:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Hello Dustin!?! Wrong direction friend. Eggs are ony for rich people now EGG, singular, is us. Or... Maybe you are the one that is rich and out of touch? What you can afford 3 eggs? I have been saving for egg for 6 weeks now. Can't afford eggs
apr 22, 2025, 5:21 pm • 0 0 • view
"what do you mean yacht prices are going up?"
apr 22, 2025, 4:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Did you misspell groceries on purpose, or is it because you're also an out-of-touch rich person?
apr 22, 2025, 5:26 pm • 0 0 • view
How much can a banana actually cost? $20? $50?
apr 22, 2025, 11:15 pm • 0 0 • view
This... was my only goal with my salary. I don't want to have to look at the price tag for non-durable goods. If i start having to look at the price tags again, it's time to start looking for a new job with higher pay. Heh. (Bit of a pain with a large family)
apr 22, 2025, 4:49 pm • 0 0 • view
.. clarify... non-durable, non-luxury goods.
apr 22, 2025, 4:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Don't buy the milk. Saw a report today that the FDA is stopping milk screening due to lack of staff.
apr 22, 2025, 6:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Groceries is that collection of items in a bag or something like that right?
apr 22, 2025, 9:17 pm • 1 0 • view
apr 22, 2025, 8:36 pm • 1 0 • view
I actually like the sound of the word "grosseries". It describes what Trump is doing daily.
apr 23, 2025, 9:31 pm • 0 0 • view
"that ten pound bag of potatoes costs... $400" www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7-e...
apr 22, 2025, 12:24 am • 4 0 • view
Was thinking of the same bit :)
apr 22, 2025, 12:25 am • 1 0 • view
But what if EGG tho
apr 22, 2025, 4:58 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣 “groceries” such an eloquent Victorian term. Touché
apr 23, 2025, 1:07 am • 0 0 • view
"Groceries, what a strange word. Groceries."
apr 22, 2025, 11:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Cuz...
apr 22, 2025, 6:14 pm • 5 0 • view
She was carrying 3K, not 3 million.
apr 22, 2025, 5:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Where's the handgun you know she had?
apr 22, 2025, 7:54 pm • 0 0 • view
You're hilarious 😂
apr 22, 2025, 12:27 am • 1 0 • view
Is grosseries a real word?
apr 22, 2025, 8:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Well, for a whole gallon of milk, you may need a smidgen more.
apr 22, 2025, 11:33 pm • 0 0 • view
I forget exactly when but in the past couple years there was a period of time when there were stories about inflation and the price of milk and there was a family that claimed they drank like 50 gallons of milk a month
apr 22, 2025, 5:17 pm • 0 0 • view
This is about the first Bush, he mentioned the price of milk at a store but he had not been at a store for so long he had no idea how much it actually cost.
apr 22, 2025, 5:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Granted, it’s a very old reference.
apr 22, 2025, 5:20 pm • 0 0 • view
apr 22, 2025, 8:16 pm • 0 0 • view
grosseries is so perfect
apr 22, 2025, 6:05 pm • 7 0 • view
Agreed. “Eggs” makes “eggs” the joke. You wanted a different target and nailed it. Well done. 🤑
apr 22, 2025, 1:14 am • 0 0 • view
How many eggs do people eat? Bakers are complaining and I understand their concern but I just threw out two eggs because they were way past their shelf life. Two each its own. I purposely spelled ‘to’ wrong so no need to correct me. I’m in a I don’t give a damn mood.
apr 22, 2025, 8:48 pm • 4 0 • view
Just put eggs in a bowl of water If they float they are bad
apr 23, 2025, 2:21 am • 1 0 • view
The expiration dates are only guidelines. Look in the fridge and glance at the expiration date on those jars of sauces that you have been using. I wouldn't be surprised if one or more has expired!
apr 24, 2025, 12:05 am • 2 0 • view
I try not to buy too much. I hate throwing stuff away. It took a lot for me to throw those eggs away, I really thought if I cracked them open two baby raptor dinosaurs would jump out and chase me around the house.
apr 24, 2025, 12:15 am • 1 0 • view
You can easily check whether they are safe to eat by floating them in water.. If they float- throw them out. My home grown eggs last for weeks
apr 23, 2025, 8:23 am • 3 0 • view
Eggs last a loooooong time
apr 23, 2025, 6:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Family of 4 here, we eat about 24 eggs a week, only the two eggs in the (near) daily salad uses half....24 eggs is about $5 here Eggs can be months over due date and if they have gone bad you will know on the moment you open it.
apr 23, 2025, 5:27 pm • 2 0 • view
That’s a great price!
apr 23, 2025, 5:37 pm • 1 0 • view
apr 23, 2025, 2:46 pm • 2 0 • view
Thanks. Since I’m a visual learner, this is spot on.
apr 23, 2025, 2:49 pm • 1 0 • view
if you're missing eggs try bsky.app/profile/x3em...
apr 23, 2025, 2:22 pm • 0 0 • view
I mean, it's one banana, what can it cost? Ten dollars?
apr 22, 2025, 10:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Explaining a joke always makes it funnier.
apr 22, 2025, 4:18 pm • 0 0 • view
I thought you were revisiting that great Arrested Development bit
apr 22, 2025, 5:33 pm • 0 0 • view
There’s always money in the banana stand.
apr 22, 2025, 1:20 am • 1 0 • view