Which will last longer at this point: Trump or a head of lettuce?!
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Nice call back.
aug 30, 2025, 4:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Regretfully, I think it will be tRump. I hope in wrong.
aug 30, 2025, 9:48 pm • 0 0 • view
One is bad to the core already!
aug 30, 2025, 2:29 pm • 1 0 • view
hard to tell😕
aug 30, 2025, 3:18 pm • 0 0 • view
One is smarter, more knowledgeable, and empathetic. Can you guess which one?
aug 30, 2025, 3:34 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 2:39 pm • 0 0 • view
What does Putin do to those he has no use for?
aug 30, 2025, 2:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Is that window open?
aug 30, 2025, 9:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Just tell me the lettuce already won?
aug 30, 2025, 3:08 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m routing for the head of lettuce
aug 30, 2025, 4:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Trump will never die. If he does they will reanimate him and put his head in a jar like Nixon in Futurama.
aug 30, 2025, 2:36 pm • 6 0 • view
📌
aug 30, 2025, 2:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Or like the professor's head in a glass jar on a mobile device in the Netflix Season 2 movie of the Addams Family with "Wednesday" as the protagonist! 😆
aug 30, 2025, 2:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Is there a meeting with JD Dance and Liz Truss?
aug 30, 2025, 2:34 pm • 2 0 • view
We need to have a black spot face-off between iT and a cauliflower.
aug 30, 2025, 3:49 pm • 0 0 • view
My moneys on the lettuce.....
aug 30, 2025, 6:05 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m rooting for the lettuce!
aug 30, 2025, 10:32 pm • 0 0 • view
“This is the lesson: never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never—in nothing, great or small, large or petty—never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.” —Winston Churchill
aug 30, 2025, 2:46 pm • 7 3 • view
📌
aug 30, 2025, 2:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Subway Spinach is pretty pretty pretty delicate.
aug 30, 2025, 3:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Lettuce on point so far. Not swollen. Not bruised. Lookin real good. 🌬️
aug 30, 2025, 3:20 pm • 1 0 • view
I’ve seen old heads of lettuce that look better than him this morning.
aug 30, 2025, 2:34 pm • 4 0 • view
Trump. But the lettuce is smarter, more ethical, more attractive and just generally a better person. Couchfucker should pick lettuce as his VP.
aug 30, 2025, 2:53 pm • 2 0 • view
The lettuce looks fresh. Big improvement.
aug 30, 2025, 2:43 pm • 1 0 • view
A roll of visqueen and an x-acto have entered the chat...
aug 30, 2025, 2:30 pm • 2 0 • view
Off topic here sorry but I haven't seen head lettuce in the grocery stores for months. First thing to disappear. Wait till there's no pet food on the store shelves then maybe some people will wake up. Have a nice day! 📢🆘🇺🇸
aug 30, 2025, 3:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Also, this is the Dean we need at times like this! It's your forte!
aug 30, 2025, 3:00 pm • 2 0 • view
😆
aug 30, 2025, 2:40 pm • 2 0 • view
Sending Hope and Prayers for the Head of Lettuce.
aug 30, 2025, 2:33 pm • 4 0 • view