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jason grinblat @jfg.land

Video games have a Challenger Deep-sized deficit to make up for when set against film & tv because of how hard they are to enjoy while eating a bowl of spaghetti

aug 11, 2025, 5:10 am • 129 20

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jason grinblat @jfg.land

This truism is the backbone of the entire streaming ecosystem

aug 11, 2025, 5:12 am • 33 0 • view
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social

genuinely though

aug 11, 2025, 5:13 am • 6 0 • view
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Rob "Xemu" Fermier @xemu.bsky.social

This is why I love Ace Attorney, Final Fantasy XIV, and Trails of Cold Steel - plenty of extended cutscene-only sections!

aug 11, 2025, 5:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Joe Sondow @joesondow.bsky.social

This is why I have a Steam library category for one-handed games I can play during meals

aug 11, 2025, 7:46 am • 2 0 • view
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Maurício @munky.bsky.social

It’s incredible how analogous to the Earl of Sandwich thought process this is

aug 11, 2025, 9:16 am • 2 0 • view
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social

yeah this is true

aug 11, 2025, 5:11 am • 5 0 • view
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Shayna Moon 🏳️‍🌈✡️ @themoonis.gay

I just tie all the spaghetti together and slurp it all up in one long noodle.

aug 11, 2025, 5:14 am • 7 0 • view
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jason grinblat @jfg.land

A true gamer

aug 11, 2025, 5:17 am • 2 0 • view
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Apakawata @apakawata.bsky.social

You need to play more Yakuza. During some of the cutscenes you could primitive technology style slap together a clay oven, fire it, cook a five course meal in it, and join the clean plate club before you would need to touch a single button.

aug 11, 2025, 9:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Gwen @topmarx.bsky.social

Whose idea was it to call them turn-based CRPGs instead of Spaghetti Westerns

aug 11, 2025, 5:34 am • 0 0 • view
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Spike Bones @spikebones.bsky.social

The people who like CRPGs and spaghetti westerns and need to differentiate them (me)

aug 11, 2025, 6:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Joey Bleau @jbleau.dev

i go for turn based games when eating, time to wipe your hands on your pants before making your move

aug 11, 2025, 5:28 am • 5 0 • view
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Milo Minderbinder @stmilo.bsky.social

You didn't hear it from me, but in addition to being a great accessibility-oriented controller the PlayStation Access controller can be comfortably foot-operated while you're shoveling down a quality Italian luncheon

aug 11, 2025, 5:48 am • 1 0 • view