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Couldn’t even get through the length a college football training program.

And we care why⁉️

Maga Loser!!

DIY sling, can't afford health insurance??? That's too bad

Ahh, once-long-ago Superman has bonespurs.

Ahh, poor baby. 😢

We've seen him shambling through a training course. Probably sprained his wrist trying to parkour over a garden hose.

Fake injury from a fake person... who doesn't understand reality:

🙂

He has a very unhealthy hue. Almost like he’s got some kind of mitochondrial damage or something.

STAY HOME AND STFU DEAN THE BOOTLICKER

LOL he couldn't run that kiddie course without hurting himself?

I know there’s a lot of disappointment that Trump is still alive, but this is actually totally amazing, awesome, and absolutely predictable

No tears here for Weak, Meek Dean Tanaka Cain!... "They" say: You get what you deserve!... Oh well!

Awe… poor baby looking for sympathy! 😢

So Cain is no longer Able-bodied. Sad.

guess his SAG medical expired

Looooong time ago

A common MMM three way injury I hear.

I’m sure he applied for medical disability - broke has been!!

Funny place to get bone spurs.

Fuck off snowflake

I mean..

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🏆

Dean, you should realize no one gives a shit about you.

"Never-was sprains elbow yanking himself off!"

Pendejo.

Pedejo grande!

Do you have medicaid and private health insurance mr cain or do you need to claim bankruptcy for your treatment.

I'm not interested in anything Dean Cain has to say.

Bro “hurt” himself for college football. No hospital uses a t-shirt for a sling

🤣

Well, he can't ACT, so he has to earn a living, somehow. SAD that his torture of immigrants quota won't be met this weekend.

If we had universal health care you could have a real sling instead of using a ratty old sweatshirt.

Clark Cunt 🤣🤣🤣

. . . But I did stay at a Holiday In Express last night.

That obstacle course that they showed him navigating was not as daunting as the playground equipment at our local park in the early 60s.

Fucking losers 🤣🤣🤣

Let's deport this loser 🚩😱😝🤣

Mr. Vain, you will never ever be relevant again. You are on the wrong side of history!

So he can’t even afford a medical brace he’s gotta use t-shirt

Well, when you’re a has been, there’s no income coming in 😅🤣

Get well and stay safe, Thank you.

Watching college ball and not kidnapping brown people? Is he cos playing with the sling? Maybe he washed out in his training? Maybe this older guy recruitment might not go so well?

I wonder if he’s claiming this is a work related injury?

Is anyone supposed to feel sorry for you?

This Super Man is washed up

ROFLMAO ....

Got the shit kicked out of him, I see.

Turns out this #TRE45ON apostle’s kryptonite is all the good in the world. Super 💩🤡

It was almost certainly a “friendly fire” incident or maybe someone decided to frag his ass

Wonder what he uses that hand for?

Sex with him is obviously terrible. He has the rhythm of the tinman from Oz...LOL

Oh he hasn’t gotten the 🍄 up since the Epstein days.

How he gets out. Then Workers Comp.

yeah. got the shit beat out of him

What a joke. Here’s hoping he has more to go to the bottom of that barrel

Awww!! Did assaulting harmless immigrants hurt you? Dean Cain working for MAGA is the new Superbitch

Subprimeman!

That's what happens when you shake hands with the devil.

Odd that his hand is professionally wrapped but he has to use a tee-shirt as a sling? 🤔 something doesn't smell right. Oh it's his career it's 💩.

Goof-ball

SAD!

must have slipped on the ICE

Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files and furthermore...Release the Epstein files...

Good too bad it wasn't his racist mysogonisit sociopathic neck.

This looks stupid...and I call bullshit. A real injury would have resulted in a hospital trip, or urgent care...especially for a "celebrity". NONE would send someone home with a "sling" like that! Tribalism like college football is another reason we are here. I will piss some off, but FUCK it.

Give the ICEHOLE a purple fart.

😁😁😅😅Newsom roasting that foo, feels like a carne asada bbq on a Saturday!!! #sizzle #crackle #🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 -

You should see the other guy. The other ICE agents must have beaten him severely

😂

Surprise surprise! He failed at this too!

youtu.be/BB8Xb5Atfs0?... Start at 1:00

bsky.app/profile/patr...

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How many days was he on the job???? They really are the losers they claim about the rest of us.

When Comes the Dislocated Shoulder. — Stars Dean Cain. 🍅 a washed up actor tries to make the cut but dislocates his shoulder while training to join a masked paramilitary fighter group. 4.5/10

😂😂😂

Guess he is not cut out for ICE..

Someone really needs to finally sit Dean down and explain to him that he can't actually fly

😁🤮

🤏🎻

He actually reaggravated an old injury. After stealing Brooke Shields' innocence, he patted himself on the back. 🤕

Welp. Looks like he took a tumble on the ice

Oh but I thought he was a tough guy. Mister alpha. So stronk

Hahahaha 😂😂😂

Tripped over a flower growing between the cracks of a pavement while chasing some innocent worker I guess.

Why is he using a towel as a sling?

It’s a tee shirt. Is faking? Superman he’s not!

Too bad it wasn't his neck.

Too out of shape to cut the mustard?

Human CryptoShite.

Well howdy Goober!

Hoping for a slow recovery x

Pathetic old not even a B rate actor. Watch his face the BOTOX is showing! HE WILL NEVER WORK IN THE INDUSTRY AGAIN 👏👏 so thirsty for attention PATHETIC OLD MAN CHILD!

The mishap happened 59 years ago

did he damage his arm masturbating?

Newsom isn't getting the soldiers out of LA, he's just running his mouth.

Whoopsy

Imagine trying to look tough by putting your arm in a t-shirt pretending it's a sling.

Someone lobbed a fully loaded hotdog at him

Asswipe loser

Bacteria! Here's the new target^^^^^

When I look at that photo all I can think is how hard he’s working to get just the right pose and i wonder how many facial expressions he tried before settling on that one

Mr. Cain, You played Superman......you weren't actually him......idiot!

Fascist Cain--too fat for ICE!

Loser!!

Why couldn't it have been a debilitating head injury that would render him "mute" and "brain-dead"?

Did he sprain his fat?

Time to slow down I guess. No?

Poor Clark Kunt.

Bravo 🏆

Nice 🤜🤛🤣🤣🤣

Not much of a. Superman. Just a dork

IMO, Karma sending a warning ⚠️ to those that believe in harming others..

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂PUSSY…

Fucker looks like he’s 23 ‘till breaking a hip.

Cruise never injured himself doing a “TJ HOOKER roll!

LOOK! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No o o oope… it’s the Man of Flubber!

Worthless fuck

I didn’t know who this was. And now I will forget him. abcnews.go.com/culture/stor...

Lmao, with his handmade t-shirt sling. You wanna play with adult issues like their will be no consequences, you’re GONNA get hurt Superman…

Dean who? 🤣

Oh, poor baby. Is he so hard up that he can’t even get proper medical care? He’s using a tied sweatshirt for his sling. Maybe he should just stop with the macho man crap and stick to his bad acting. 🤷‍♀️

Wishes really do come true. Thanks Jesus

Did you slip on the ICE?

Oh Snap!, karma whipped back and broke his arm, hilarious

Someone remind him his last name is Tanaka, and that he's of Japanese descent.

Did he honestly think that makeshift sling would fool anyone?

He's not a Superman after all. More like a pussy!

Newsom's office almost had it right .... Training at play-acting like you are going to be arresting innocent children and teens is tougher and more dangerous than playing Superman!

So… the tshirt as a sling… Ya, that’s how we do it in the ER 🙄

That’s bizzaro

Cain is a phucking loser

Wonder if he'll say it's a small mishap when the leopards finally eat his face.

I hear he was hit by a tuna salad.

Did he do the triage himself? What kind of bull sh!t bandage and sling is that!

Newsom is on fire.

It’s seems as though he got his cape all tangled up somehow.

😂😂😂😂

Ha ha.

He will now forever be known as Dean Can't.

Cain is a perfect name for him. It goes back to Genesis, where the jealous and rage-filled Cain killed his own brother, violently.

Dean Khan (Interesting that in Star Trek there's a Khan that sounds a little bit like Cain and there's a "genesis" device.)

Probably wanked himself too hard watching some poor Latino kids being snatched from their parents by some corpulent shitbrained redneck fascists

Or Dean Cunt

🤣🤭✅️

Finally, an appropriate level of savagery from a democrat.

Maybe somebody shoved a kryptonite dildo up his ass

Well, he’s no Pat Tillman… And I am like oh God why couldn’t he have been like Pat Tillman?

Strained it picking his ass

I hope it hurts and lingers for the rest of his miserable life

Cain is a punk.

He’s not hurt. This is just a ploy to stop playing cops and robbers because he couldn’t handle it. A doctor would have sent him home with a proper sling.

That injury could use some ICE.

Circle jerks are strenuous.

🤣🤣🤣 Threw out his shoulder and got a hernia. Turns out his kryptonite is all the good in the world.

15 minutes of extra fame is depleted

Disgusting pig 🐖 🤬

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Hollywood idea: New series of Police Academy movies but about ICE and with much darker humorous ends for the cadets.

Ding dong is just looking for Worker's Compensation.

Cosplay injury. Shirt sling? nah, this is BS

🤣

Nothing says serious injury like an ace bandage and a t-shirt arm sling

Admit it, asshole. You couldn’t even successfully pick your own nose.

So sad

Couldn’t happened to a nicer guy

Tripped over his cape?