3/ One day, when I was 10, we were visiting Great Grandma and we were in the guest bedroom, doing whatever kids do… And I’m being nosy and open the bottom drawer. And I see a weird oblong rubber object on some white belts. And I ask my dad what’s this? I remember his face going pale and wide eyed.
4/ He leans down and says “if you put that back right now and never speak of this again, ESPECIALLY TO YOUR MOM, I will buy you whatever Transformer you want at the store. No matter how expensive.” So, uh… I got all three of the Insecticons. You can pretty much guess what that object was.
I know this one! It’s totally a newfangled shotgun for your toy dolls! 😆