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Expatriot @expatriot.bsky.social

Have we considered shaking him by the ankles until his wallet falls out?

aug 10, 2025, 7:26 pm • 3 0

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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social

I'd settle for just the shaking as long as its done bi-monthly

aug 10, 2025, 7:31 pm • 2 1 • view
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OnederfulWhirl @jaerostrikes.bsky.social

Bi-daily

aug 10, 2025, 7:31 pm • 2 1 • view
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social

You have to offer less to get them in and then bait&switch em 😂 the real plans are 24/7 upsidedown shakings until he stops retreading trickedown nonsense

aug 10, 2025, 7:34 pm • 2 1 • view
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OnederfulWhirl @jaerostrikes.bsky.social

Scratch that I meant bi-monthly too! Really! I wouldn't wanna make the billionaire class distrust or fear my political opinions about them. That would be like, really bad.

aug 10, 2025, 7:35 pm • 2 1 • view
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social

"We are 100% NOT planning on upsidedown shaking billionaires like it says in our Shake the Billionaires 2026 planbook that we all signed" ~Pinche, professional billionaire shaker

aug 10, 2025, 7:38 pm • 3 1 • view
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Expatriot @expatriot.bsky.social

Finally a platform the entire planet can get behind

aug 10, 2025, 7:38 pm • 2 1 • view